July 2003
31-07-2003
Twiztid.CoM
WHAT UP YALL
IT'S SCREW-BALL HERE ON WACKY WEDNESDAY WIT SOME NEWZ FOR YOUR DIRTY BISKETS.
TWIZTID GETS WARPED...
EVERYONE'S FAVORITE SERIAL KILLAZ, TWIZTID ARE SET TO PERFORM ON THE VANS WARPED TOUR THURSDAY JULY 31ST, 2003 IN BROCKTON MASS. IF YOU ARE IN OR NEAR THE MASS AREA, MAKE SURE TO GET YOUR ASS A TICKET! PERSONALY I THINK THAT IT'S PRETTY FRESH THAT TWIZTID WILL BE THROWIN' DOWN ON THE WARPED TOUR & REPRESENTING THE FAM IN FRONT OF 10'S OF THOUSAND'S OF FOLKS + OVER THE WEEKEND WE'LL HAVE PICTURES POSTED OF THE EVENT FOR THOSE WHO JUST CAN'T MAKE IT. SO, PEEP THE SHOW OR, CHECK BACK FOR THOSE.
LETTERS FROM THE ROAD...
MY HOMIE AND YOUR'S - DOUGIE-DOUG IS CURRENTLY OUT ON THE ROAD PROMOTING WITH PICKELEZ IN ONE OF THE PIMPEST VANS YOU EVER SAW! WRAPPED WIT GREEN BOOK FLAVOR, SITTING ON CHROME, AND STRAIGHT UP GLOWING GREEN INSIDE & OUT! DON'T BELIEVE ME? WELL, PEEP THE PICTURES FOR YOURSELF RIGHT HERE....
.... I TOLD YOU THAT MUTHA - FUCKA WAS SWEET, & THAT'S JUST THE FIRST ONE, WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE OTHERS BUT, BACK TO THE FLAVOR.
DOUGIE-DOUG SENT ME THIS E-MAIL SO, CHECK IT OUT.....
WHAT UP YALL? I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A SECOND OR TWO, & DROP A LINE TO TWIZTID.COM TELLING EVERYBODY THAT THINGS ARE GOING GOOD AS HELL OUT HERE. WE'RE GETTING MAD LOVE AND PEOPLE ARE STRAIGHT UP TRIPPIN' ON HOW FRESH THE GB PROMO VAN IS. SO, IF YOU SEE US OUT THERE, FLAG US DOWN, HONK YOUR HORN, SHOW YOUR TITTIES, DO SOMETHING AND WE'LL KICK YOUR ASS DOWN WITH HELLA FLAVOR. ALSO, AFTER WE LEAVE SOME CITIES THERE ARE SEVERAL STORES, MALLS, ETC. THAT I'VE NOTICED JUST DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TWIZTID IN THEM AT ALL. IF YOU KNOW OF A STORE THAT DON'T CARRY THE SERIAL KILLAZ HIT EM' UP AND LET EM' KNOW THAT THEY NEED TO GET SOME SHIT QUICK FOR THE FAM! KEEP THE FAM ALIVE YALL, & I SEE YA ON THE ROAD!
DOUGIE-DOUG
WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT, STRAIGHT FROM THE MOUTH OF THE MAN HIMSELF, DOUGIE-DOUG. AND ON A SIDE NOTE, I TOTALLY AGREE WITH HIM - YOU GOTTA LET THE STORES YOU SHOP AT KNOW ABOUT SHIT THEY DON'T HAVE, PUT THEM UP ON GAME SO TO SPEAK. CAUSE IF YOU DON'T YOUR DESTINED TO SIFT THROUGH COUNTLESS CD'S OF KENNY G, AND FLEET WOOD MAC FOREVER - NOOOOOOOOOO.
HOT-LINE NEWZ...
WELL, IF YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT, IMA TELL YOU. FIRST OFF MADROX IS BACK UP ON THE HOT-LINE LIKE THE TRUE NINJA THAT HE IS, YELLING, SCREAMIN, AND GOING CRAZY! HIM & BLAZE HAVE BEEN KICKING DOWN "PHAT OR WACKS", "THIS OR THAT'S", AND YES, "FUCK IT OR CHUCK ITS". OH, GLORIOUS DAY, I LOVE THE HOT-LINE. CAN'T CALL? WELL, CHECK OUT THE HOT-LINE WRAP UP WITH AXLYUM YA HOT-LINE HOMIE OVER @ FAYGOLUVERS.COM OR, LISTEN TO THE HOT-LINE @ REALJUGGALETTES.NET - KNOW ABOUT IT.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST....
THE GOTJ REPORTS FROM MADROX & MONOXIDE ARE NOT QUITE FINISHED YET BUT, DEFINETLY STILL COMING. SO, KEEP IT LOCKED RIGHT HERE @ TWIZTID.COM FOR THE FLAVOR!
IM IN, YALL PEACE!
SCREW-BALL
Madrox Gathering Story
OUR TREK 2 THE GATHERING BEGAN THURSDAY NIGHT AROUND 10PM. WE LEFT THE OFFICE IN 3 CARS AND DROVE FOR LIKE 4 STRAIGHT HOURS WITHOUT STOPPING. PAUL LEFT HIS CD BOOK HOME, SO WE LISTENED 2 THE WASH SOUND TRACK ON REPEAT THE WHOLE RIDE. WHEN WE MADE IT THERE, WE CHECKED INTO THE HOTEL UNDER THE ALIASES OF RUSTY P. NUCKS, & OLIVER TUGPOLE - THAT WAS ME & MONO. IT WAS FUNNY AS HELL, BECAUSE WE BOOKED BLAZE UNDER THE NAME OF JEULIOS PIGBUTT.... CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO ASK FOR RESERVATIONS FOR A MR. PIGBUTT, THE LADY AT THE DESK WAS TRYING TO BE RESPECTFUL AND NOT LAUGH DIRECTLY IN HIS FACE, SO SHE KEPT LOOKING AT HER CLIPBOARD AND SMILING - MAD TUFF. WE WERE ALL SO FUCKIN' HIGH & LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I NEARLY PISSED MY PANTS RIGHT THERE IN THE LOBBY. AFTER THAT EVERYBODY MADE THEIR WAY TO THEIR ROOMS FOR SOME SHUT EYE. THE NEXT MORNING WAS PRETTY CRAZY! WE WOKE UP, HOPPED IN THE VAN & HAULED ASS TO THE G-O-T-J!!!!! WHEN WE FIRST ARRIVED, WE DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT - MAINLY BECAUSE WE COULDN'T SEE OUTTA THE WINDOWS OF THE VAN, BUT WHEN THEM SIDE DOORS OPENED & ME, AND MONOXIDE STEPPED OUT - THE VIBE WAS EVERYWHERE & IT WAS THE SHIT! FAMILY MEMBERS OF ALL SHAPES, SIZES,COLORS, SEXES, NATIONALITIES, HELL, IT WAS SOME FAM FROM THE UK & JAPAN TOO!!! MAN, THAT SHIT WAS AMAZING. THE GROUNDS WAS SO HUGE THAT WE HAD GOLF CARTS TO GRIP AROUND IN, BUT I'LL GET TO THAT FRESHNESS IN A MINUTE. MONO & I HEADED TO THE GRAPHIN' SECTION TO PUT DOWN SOME TAGZ FOR THE FAM FOR LIKE A GRIP. (THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT) AFTER THAT WE HAD AN HOUR OR SO TO CHILL, SO WE ROLLED ONE UP & HOPPED BACK IN THEM GOLF CARTS TO SEE MORE OF THE GATHERING, ROADS & TRAILS THAT WOUND AROUND A FOREST THAT EVEN JASON VORHEES COULD GET LOST IN. AND IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING, WE DID GET LOST A TIME OR 2, BUT MANAGED TO MAKE IT BACK TO OUR LIL' SPOT JUST IN TIME TO MEET UP WIT MY JIGGA - JOE BRUCE!!!!! J WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JCW THANG & WE ALMOST SMASHED RIGHT INTO HIS GOLF CART (HEAD ON COLLISION STYLE). AT THIS POINT WE HADN'T SEEN ANYONE YET, 'CEPT FOR THE FOOL ASS FOOLS WE ROAD DOWN WIT - (JD, BLAZE, DUB, DOUGIE-DOUG, & PICKELEZ) IT WAS THE SHIT TO SEE J, I MEAN WE AIN'T TALKED SINCE LIKE BEFORE HIM & SHAGGY LEFT FOR OVERSEAS, AND THAT WAS FOR JUST A SECOND ON THE PHONE TOO, SO HE GOT AN EXTRA BIG FAT KID HUG FROM YOUR'S TRULY. RIGHT AROUND THE TIME WE STARTED GETTING REALLY STONED WIT VOILENT-J, OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE I SEEN A LIT CIGARETTE FLYING TOWARD MY FACE, ....I YELLED " YA MISSED ME SUGAR!" CAUSE IT HAD TO BE FROM SHAGGY! YA, THAT'S RIGHT, I'M PRETTY AGILE FOR A FAT GUY, BUT THE SMOKE LANDED ON MY LEG & SIZZLED A COUPLE FEW LEG HAIRS - "YOU MUTHA-FUCKO!!!!" JOEY TOLD ME THAT HIM & 2 TUFF TONY WAS ABOUT TO RIDE. "YOU RIDEN'??" I'M RIDEN.... I'M HIGH.... "LET'S GO!" SHAGGY'S GOLF CART WAS PIMPED OUT, YOU COULD SEAT LIKE 4, DROP TOP, AIR CONDITIONED, V-8 ENGINE, & NO SEAT BELTS!! THE GATES OPENED, AND SHAGGY PUNCHED, AND WE STARTED TO KICK UP CAMP DUST, AND IT WAS ME AND RUDY JR. IN THE BACK HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE. AT ONE POINT I LOOKED AWAY FOR JUST A SECOND, & WE MUSTA JUMPED A CREEK OR SOME SHIT, CAUSE MY SOCKS & SHOES WERE WET AS HELL - (AND NO I DIDN'T PISS MY PANTS). IT WAS FRESH THOUGH CAUSE IT WAS STILL DAYLIGHT OUT & YOU COULD SEE EVERYTHING MAD GOOD = (CHOICE SCENERIES). AFTER THAT CRAZY SHIT I CHANGED MY SOCKS AND DRAWERS, & ME AND MONO HEADED TO THE SEMINAR TENT FOR SOME Q&A WIT THE FAM. THE SEMINAR WAS MAD FUN, & WE ANSWERED SOME Q'S & KICKED SOME A'S!! THE QUESTIONS RANGED FROM MAJIK RECORDS, THE R.O.C., PSYCHOPATHIC RECORDS, ME BEING FAT, MONOXIDE'S HEALTH, & THE NEW DARK LOTUS? YA, THAT ONE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD, I MUST ADMIT. THE DUDE ASKIN' THE QUESTION SAID THAT IN THE ICP SEMINAR J SAID THAT THEY'RE TRYIN' TO CUT A NEW DL RECORD, BUT DIDN'T KNOW IF WE COULD PULL IT OFF, WIT US ALL HAVING DIFFERENT SCHEDULES N' SHIT. I JUST LOOKED AT MONOXIDE, AND WAS LIKE "I DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT THAT, BUT IF IT'S TRUE - FUCK YA WE'RE DOWN!!!" AFTER THE SEMINAR, WE WENT BACK TO THE FORT TO GET READY FOR THE LOTUS SET. I DIDN'T WANNA START ASKIN' A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS BEFORE THE SET, SO WE JUST GOT READY, AND CREWED UP, AND HEADED TO THE STAGE. IT WAS PITCH BLACK & THEN THE BASS DROPPED.....BOOOOOOOOOOM........... ONE BY ONE, MEMBERS OF THE LOTUS TOOK THE STAGE & THEN IT WAS ON ME.... & WHAT DID I DO? WELL, I'LL TELL YOU - I HIT THE STAGE TWICE ... FIRST, BY COMING OUT, AND SECOND BY SLIPPIN' & FALLIN' RIGHT ON MY ASS AFTER TAKING 2 STEPS. THE STAGE WAS WET, BUT THANKFULLY FAT KIDZ ARE MADE UP OF RUBBER POLYMER AND BUBBLE GUM SO, I QUICKLY BOUNCED BACK UP & WE STARTED 2 ROCK SHIT! AFTER THE SET WE WENT BACK TO CHANGE, THEN IT WAS TIME TO RIDE... "WHO'S HUNGRY?" YELLED VIOLENT J - OF COURSE I WAS LIKE "I AM DOG." FOLLOWED BY MONOXIDE'S "YA, I COULD EAT.... LET'S RIDE!" CHEESE BURGERS IN THE WOODS!
THE SOUND OF OUR CONVOY ECHOED THROUGH THE WOODS, GIVING DAP'S & GRABBIN' ASS TILL WE FOUND A SPOT TO STOP. J PAID SOME NINJA A CRISPY C-NOTE FOR 7 SPLENDIDLY DELICIOUS CHEESE BURGERS, THAT WE DISTRIBUTED AMONGST OUR CONVOY WIT THE QUICKNESS. BUT, THE HUNGER WAS ON, SO WE NEEDED TO FIND ANOTHER BBQ F-A-S-T!! AFTER A FEW MO TURNS OF THE WINDING ROAD, WE WERE COMPLETELY COVERED IN CAMP DUST, & PARKED IN FRONT OF Mc DONALDS. WELL, NOT REALLY BUT, THESE NINJAS WORKED AT THE Mic & BROUGHT THE HAMBURGERS, & THE FLAG RIGHT OUTTA THAT BITCH TO THE GATHERING. THE SCENE HERE WAS PRETTY LAYED BACK, MOSTLY CHILL, FAYGO SIPPIN', BURGER MUNCHIN', & TREE SMOKIN'!!! BUT, THEM WAS JUST BURGERS, AND WE NEEDED SOME CHEESE ON DEM BURGERS SO, IT WAS OFF ON A MISSION FOR CHEESE. AT THE SECOND BARBA-STOP WE GOT OUT AND MADE OURSELF AT HOME IN THAT MUTHA-FUCKA. WIT THE FAM EVERYWHERE IT WAS MAD EASY TO MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME TOO.... I HAD A HOTDOG IN ONE HAND, A BURGER IN THE OTHER, A DOOBIE IN MY MOUTH, AND PEOPLE ARE ASKIN' ME "ARE YOU HUNGRY MADROX.... YOU WANNA SMOKE A BLUNT OR, SOMETHING?" MAN, IT WAS LIKE HEAVEN - 4 REAL! AS I MADE MY WAY AROUND THE HOOD OF THE TRUCK TO GET SOME RELISH FOR MY DOG, I SEEN J SIPPIN ON SOME MOON MIST, HE WAS LIKE "WANNA HIT THIS" HOLDIN' A FAT ASS BLUNT OF SOME FIRE. I WAS LIKE "OK!"- THEN AS WE PUFF-PUFF-PASSED IT, I ASKED HIM "SO IS IT TRUE ABOUT THE POD?" JAY WAS LIKE "YEA, YALL DOWN?" I TOLD HIM NO MATTER HOW, WE'LL MAKE IT WORK - (REFERRING TO EVERYONE'S DIFFERENT SCHEDULES). I WAS HYPE AS FUCK, CAUSE I LOVE THE LOTUS! JUST AS I TURNED AROUND SOMEBODY RAN INTO ME WITH A HOT ASS MARSHMALLOW - DAMMIT! I WASN'T PISSED CAUSE CHANCES ARE WHOEVER IT WAS, THEY WERE JUST AS HIGH AS ME, AND PROBABLY PISSED THAT THEIR SMORE GOT FUCKED UP OR WHAT EVER BUT, THE SHITTY PART WAS THE MELTED MARSHMALLOW GOT STUCK IN MY ARM HAIR, AND JUST WOULDN'T COME OUT- (SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!) I MET UP WITH MONOXIDE AND HOPPED BACK IN THE GOLF CART SO WE COULD GO BACK TO THE GRAPHIN' SECTION TO TAG UP MORE SHIT. KEEP IN MIND IT WAS LIKE 2:30 AM AND WE WAS IN THE PROGRAM TAGGIN' TILL LIKE 4:30. OFF THE RIPP WE WAS HIGH AS HELL AND LATE TOO BUT, THAT DIDN'T STOP US FROM STAYING UP IN THAT BITCH TILL LIKE 6AM MAKING SURE EVERYBODY IN LINE GOT RIGHT - YOU KNOW HOW WE DO. AFTER THAT IT WAS BACK TO THE HOTEL TO CRASH, I MEAN PASS THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAY 2 I AWOKE TO THE HOTEL PHONE RINGING OFF THE HOOK. "HELLO?" - "YES, THIS IS GUEST SERVICES." I RESPONDED -"IF YOU'RE CALLING ABOUT THAT PLUGED UP TOILET, YOU MIGHT WANNA BRING A MOP..." "NO SIR THIS IS A WAKE UP CALL FROM GUEST SERVICES" "WELL, LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M TRYING TA SLEEP, FUCKER!" NO SOONER THAN I HUNG UP THE PHONE, DOUGIE-DOUG WAS BEATING ON THE DOOR "GET UP JAMIE, WE GOTTA GO ... LET'S MOVE IT PEOPLE!" SON OF A BITCH, TALK ABOUT NO REST FOR THE WICKED. WE GOT READY, GOT IN THE VAN, AND GOT TO THE GATHERING QUICK STYLE TO BEGIN DAY 2 MUTHA-FUCKO! THE DAY WENT BY PRETTY SMOOTH UNTIL THE SEMINAR. ALL IN ALL THE SEMINAR WAS MAD ENTERTAINING, AND INFORMATIVE BUT, THIS ONE MUTHER-FUCKER STARTED TALKING SHIT ABOUT THE R.O.C. CALLING HIM A SELL-OUT.
FIRST OF ALL TO KNOW BRIAN THE WAY I KNOW BRIAN, IS TO KNOW
THAT HE DOES WHAT'S BEST FOR HIM, AND THIS KID DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS AT ALL. I MEAN YOU'RE IN THE MIDST OF FAMILY WHO ARE EXCITED ABOUT THE RE-RELEASES OF HOK, AND THIS BITCH BOY WANNA HATE SO, I TOLD HIM TO BOUNCE - WELL, IT WAS MORE LIKE "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" PEOPLE STARTED CLAPPING WHILE OTHERS JUST SMILED. THE REASON I GOT SO PISSED IS BECAUSE I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TALK SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE THEY DON'T KNOW AND THAT KID WAS WAY OUTTA LINE WIT THAT SHIT. ANYWAY, AT THE SEMINAR THERE WAS ALSO THIS NINJA WHO WAS DRESSED UP LIKE BASKETBALL HEAD, AND SOUNDED JUST LIKE HIM, HE WAS THE SHIT AND WHEN HE SPOKE, I WAS LIKE "HOLY SHIT - HOLY SHIT" ME & BB HEAD WAS DOWN, AND WE ASKED HIM TO KEEP AN EYE ON THE CLOCK CAUSE BLAZE'S LAST SHOW WAS VIRTUALLY MINUTES AWAY. AT PRECISELY 5 MINUTES TO SHOW TIME, ME, MONO, & THE ENTIRE TWIZTID SEMINAR HEADED TO THE STAGE TO GET OUR BLAZE ON!!
BLAZE PUT IT DOWN FOR HIS HOOD, THE GATHERING, AND EVERY LAST MUTHA-FUCKO, AND MUTHA FUCKETTE IN THAT BITCH. HE HAD THE SHADOW WITH HIM AND HE EVEN KICKED SOME NEW SHIT TO THE TRACK "BITCH SHUT-UP" I BELIEVE IS WHUT IT'S CALLED. WHEN THE SHOW WAS OVER THE FAM PEPPERED BLAZE WITH CHANTS OF "BLAZE DON'T QUIT - BLAZE DON'T QUIT" FOLLOWED BY "PLEASE DON'T GO - PLEASE DON'T GO" MAN, IF I WASN'T THE BIG, FAT, SERIAL KILLER THAT I AM, I MIGHT HAVE STARTED TO CRY, ALRIGHT IT WAS JUST A COUPLE TEARS BUT, AT LEAST NO ONE SEEN ME BUT PAUL & HE SAID HE WASN'T GONNA TELL SO, WE STRAIGHT. WHILE V-ICE WAS ON STAGE WE WAS GETTING READY TO DO OUR SHIT, CAUSE WE WAS PERFORMING THAT NIGHT 2! I'M NOT GONNA SPEND A LOT OF TIME ON OUR SET, CAUSE IF YOU SEEN THE HIGH LIGHT FEATURE ON THE SITE YOU KNOW IT WAS TIGHT LIKE A FLY'S BOOTIE HOLE MUTHA-FUCKO! AFTER THE SHOW, IT'S THE GOLF CARTS PACKED TO THE MAX DRIVING EVERYWHERE - IT WAS LIKE 5 CARTS SPREADING CAMP DUST ERRRWHERE. OVER THE TRAIL, AND THROUGH THE WOODS, ON A HUNT FOR BURGERS WE GO.... I DIDN'T MENTION THAT WE HAD ICE WIT US, DID I? YEP, ON THE BACK OF VIOLENT - J'S CART WAS THE ICE MAN HIMSELF WITH HOTTIES ON EACH SIDE OF HIM, AND WHEN J WOULD HIT BUMPS HARD AS FUCK, ICE WOULD JUMP OUT AND BE LIKE "YOU GOTTA SLOW DOWN JOE..." THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY! WE WERE ALL LIKE SOME LITTLE KIDS WIT MAD BIG SMILES ON OUR FACE, AND DIRT & BUGS IN OUR TEETH. WE FOUND SOME DJ TENT IN THE WOODS WHERE WE STOPPED, DURING THAT TIME I ASKED VANILLA ICE IF HE'D BE DOWN WIT A TOUR AND HE WAS LIKE "FUCK YA!" SO THAT WAS FRESH, ROB IS COOL PEOPLE FO-SHIZZEL. J WAS IN THE TENT FREE STYLIN' LIKE WHAT SO, ME & MONO WENT UP IN AND FOUND OURSELVES SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF A SESSION. THE JOINTS WERE COMING SO FAST YOU ONLY HAD TIME TO HIT ONE OR TWO BEFORE MORE WERE ON THE WAY. AND THE PACK OF ROAMING DRUNKS WITH LANTERNS THAT WERE FOLLOWING OUR CONVOY ON FOOT WERE VERY ENTERTAINING, AND SCARY IN SOME STRANGE WAY. PICTURE 5 MEN WALKING IN THE DARK ASS WOODS WIT ONE FUCKIN' LANTERN GROANING LIKE SOME ORKS OUTTA THE LORD OF THE RINGS SHIT. I REMEMBER TELLIN' MONOXIDE THAT IF THEY CATCH UP WITH US - THE'RE GONNA EAT US!!! HIGH AS WE WAS, WE HOPPED BACK IN THEM DAM CARTS & HEADED BACK TOWARD THE STAGE AREA WHERE THE RUDE-BOY HAD AN ONSTAGE FUCKIN' NIGHT CLUB (FROM THE WINDOWS - TO THE WALLS). J HOPPED ON STAGE WHILE WE WERE CHILLING IN THE STREET KINDA BACK STAGE SURROUNDED BY THE FAM AND THE SMELL OF SOME SWEET SHIT IN THE AIR - (YES TREE). THE FAM WILL STRAIGHT UP SMOKE YOU OUT, AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID. THEY SMOKED ME SOBER, THEN HIGH AGAIN, AND BY THE TIME I GOT BACK TO THE ROOM I WAS ASLEEP IN THE VAN - OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAY 3 BEGAN AS WE GOT THERE AND SEEN VOILENT J STANDING AROUND LOOKIN KINDA PISSED. "WHAT'S WRONG?" HE SAID BUSHWICK WANNA TALK WIT YALL. WE WERE LIKE STRAIGHT, WHERE'S HE AT...... "IM RIGHT HERE DOG!" SAID BUSHWICK APPEARING COMPLETELY OUTTA NOWHERE. WE TOLD HIM WE WERE PISSED ABOUT THE TRACK, AND HE SAID THAT NOBODY REALLY EVER HEARD THE OTHER VERSION OF IT, AND THAT IT FIT THE TRACK HE DID WIT US SO WELL THAT HE JUST HAD TO KICK IT OR, SOMETHING LIKE THAT I THINK... ANYWAY WE SQUASHED WHAT EVER BEEF THERE WAS, RIGHT THERE IN THE ROOM, AND BUSHWICK TOLD US WE WERE LIKE A CRAZY VERSION OF THE BEASTIE BOYS, EXCEPT THERE'S ONLY 2 OF US, AND ALTHOUGH MONO COULD PASS FOR A DRUNK LOOKING ADAM YOUNT - I ON THE OTHER HAND WOULD NOT MAKE A GOOD BODY DOUBLE FOR ADROCK OR, MIKE D, CAUSE I'M TOO FAT AND KNOW ABSOLUTLY NOTHING ABOUT THE LAMAS. SO, I GUESS THAT WASN'T REALLY A GOOD REFERENCE FROM THE WICK BUT, WHAT DO YOU WANT, HE'S FUCKIN' CRAZY (DON'T BELIEVE ME ASK J, HE'LL FUCKIN' TELL YOU!) SOMEWHERE DURING THE LAST DAY WE FOUND OURSELVES SITTING BACK IN THE GRAPHIN SECTION FOR LIKE ANOTHER GOOD HUNK OF CLOCK, TO THE POINT WHERE WE JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE AND STARTED TO LEAVE - BUT, WHEN THE JUGGALOS, AND JUGGALETTES SEEN US LOOKING LIKE WE WERE GONNA LEAVE, THEY HIT US WIT THE "GO BACK IN - GO BACK IN" CHANT - SO, OF COURSE WE SAT OUR ALREADY CHAIR FLATTENED ASSES BACK IN THEM CHAIRS TO BUST OUT THE NEXT FEW HUNDRED FOLK LIKE FUCK IT - WE LOVE YALL BUT, SOMEBODY FINNA RUB MY ASS IN THIS BITCH!!!!!! SOME TIME AFTER THAT IT WAS TIME FOR ICP TO PERFORM AND IT WAS ABOUT TO GO DOWN. J & SHAGGY HIT THE STAGE LIKE A BALL OF FIRE THAT WOULDN'T GO OUT - FLAT OUT THEY ROCKED THEIR SET LIKE SOME TROOPERS, AND EVEN CALLED OUT EVERYONE AT THE END JUST LIKE OLD TIMES - IT WAS THE FUCKIN' SHIT!! I THINK THAT I DRANK MORE FAYGO THEN I THREW ON ACCOUNT OF THE SERIOUS COTTON MOUTH FROM THE BLUNT ME, MONO, & BLAZE SPLIT WHILE WATCHIN' THE SHOW. ALL IN ALL IT WAS HANDS DOWN THE BEST GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS YET IN MY OPINION, AND THANX TO EVERYBODY WHO HELPED MAKE IT THE SHIT!!!!!!! THAT'S IT - I'M OUT!!!
MUCH - MUCH - MUCH
FAMILY LUV!!!!!!!
JAMIE MADROX
www.insaneclownposse.com
There's GOLD in LA!
Yes, Juggalos, ICP's first-ever concert footage, Bootlegged in LA, is going to be dropping on an unsuspecting public on August 26th, 2003, less than one-month from today! Being that this is ICP's first full-length concert DVD, documenting for the first time ever all of the legendary power and presence of an ICP concert, AND that is also features a full show set from ABK to boot, demand for this upcoming DVD has been nothing short of absurd!! All signs and projections show that Bootlegged in LA is all but guaranteed to go nothing short of GOLD! In fact, we're so certain that it is going GOLD that we're throwing a Bootlegged Goes Gold Party on September 16th, 2003 here in Detroit! But wait, it gets better. First, if you consult your calendar, you'll see that this party is the Tuesday before the launch of the nationwide Wicked Wonka Tour, which also makes this party a Tour Kick-off Party as well! Yes, that means that the party will be at DOUBLE STRENGTH, bringing even more power and panache to the whole event. Try finding something more exciting than that on a Tuesday night.
BUT WAIT, there's still MORE!!
To promote both the Boolegged Gold Party and the release of Booglegged in LA, we're having a drawing to win VIP Passes to the party! Ten 2nd place prize winners will each get 2 VIP Passes to the Bootlegged Goes Gold Party! Two 1st place prize winners will each get 4 VIP Passes to the party, PLUS a gold plaque, engraved with their name and all the trimmings! And one lucky grand prize winner will get the 4 VIP Passes, the gold plaque, and an all-expense-paid, big baller trip to Detroit for the party, including air-fare, hotel, and limo to and from the party, WITH Faygo and a bottle of Moet! All you have to do is pick up your copy of Bootlegged in LA between August 26th and August 31st, write your name, phone number, email, and home address on the back of the receipt, and send it into us at: Bootlegged Gold Contest, P.O. Box 332, Royal Oak, MI 48068. Multiple entries are allowed. Then, on Tuesday, September 9th, one week before the party, we'll have a random drawing which will be broadcast RIGHT HERE on ICP.com where we announce the lucky winners of all of the prizes! (All entries must be sent in to us no later than Monday, September 8th.)
Not since 1849 has so much gold come out of California!
Bootlegged in LA drops on Tuesday, August 26th. Tickets for the Bootlegged Goes Gold Party will go on sale in the next couple of weeks. The Wicked Wonka Tour kicks off on September 17th. The DVD, the party, the tour -- man, it is one hype month coming up!
And, while I have your attention, here's a heads-up for Detroit-area Juggalos. Fox 2 News in Detroit will be airing a segment about Psychopathic Records TONIGHT at 10 PM, giving everyone a glimpse into the inner-workings of our legendary record label! Originally they came out to talk with Violent J regarding his new book Behind the Paint, but upon taking the tour of Psychopathic's office, they decided to extend the flavor and do an extended story about Psychopathic Records itself! Tonight is Part 1 of the 3-Part story, so tune in if you can at 10 PM tonight and check it out! You can catch Part 2 on Thursday morning, July 31st, and Part 3 on Friday evening, August 1st! If you get Fox 2 out of Detroit, be sure to tune in and check it out!
www.Hatchetgear.com
They got some New Shit over there, ill just leave it at that, go check it out
Click Here
VOTE VOTE VOTE!
Everybody that havent voted @ www.psmonline.com go and vote now! its the secund vote 2 the right where it says "Vote For Your Most Wanted Game", and you all know what 2 vote 4 right? Thats right, Backyard Wrestling! and you should know what game that is and if you dont hit up www.bywgame.com with thw quickness and you will see thats its the shit! so go vote only 700 los/lettes has voted so far and we're getteing our butts fkicked by Metal Gear Solid 3....that cant happen...VOTE! im out, peace, mfl
JuggMister
30-07-2003
i just saw that in my last update i put the Marz interview under psy news, dont mind that, hes not on psycopathic or anything...im just a little...u kno...
www.insaneclownposse.com
We're Back
Yes, Juggalos, the Gathering of the Juggalos 2003, and with that behind us now, Psychopathic Records is now back in full operation! Many of us have sent the last few weeks wandering around the backwoods of the Crystal Forest to make the Gathering the complete success it was, and that obviously kept us from freaking our normal business flavor as hard. (You have NO IDEA how much work we have to do to make a Gathering happen.)
So, after the tear-down of the Gathering (in torrential rain, I might add), getting everything back to the office intact, and taking the necessary time to catch our breath, we're ready to rock the world once more. We've got the Wicked Wonka Tour featuring Insane Clown Posse kicking off in September, and the Faces of Death Tour with Esham and ABK is blowing it up across the country as we speak. F.Y.E. and HatchetGear.com stores across the country are selling Violent J's autobiography Behind the Paint, detailing the years and years of blood and sweat that went into making ICP the international phenemona they are today. Bootlegged in LA, ICP's first ever live concert footage drops on August 26th, and Violent J's solo album Wizard of the Hood is blowing up in record stores across the country right now. Esham is getting ready to drop his next all-new, full-length album Repentence on October 7th, 2003. JCW is cooking up some Detroit wrestling flavor in the weeks to come, and is going to be re-releasing JCW Volume 1 & 2 along with the all-new, totally devastating JCW Volume 3, all available across the country on November 4th, 2003.
And it doesn't stop there either! You'll be getting another wig-peeling Weekly Freekly, giving you a view of the Juggalo world through the eyes of Violent J himself, dropping within the next week! And this Friday, Jumpsteady will be dropping out his review of this year's Gathering of the Juggalos 2003, along with some phat-ass pics from the Gathering and a 5-second Gathering survey! AND, starting this Friday and lasting for one week only, Jumpsteady will be be taking email messages from the Juggalos regarding the Gathering of the Juggalos, his music career, or any other subject you want! (We'll release his email address this Friday, so you'll have to wait until then to ask what you want to ask).
Fuck, we can't front: we are some busy, busy mothafackos! There's a lot of phat-ass shit coming up, Juggalos, so keep your eyes right here on ICP.com and the other Psychopathic websites to stay up with it all!
Marz Album Mirrored
The old link 2 the new Marz album isnt working anymore but dont worry, FLH got a mirror link up 4 ya:
Marz: Gorilla Pimpin' (Entire Album!)
There ya go, and as always: Much props 2 the ninjas over at Faygoluvers!
30-07-2003
FLH Gathering Video
The ninjas over at faygoluvers have put 2gether a 7min video from the gathering, they have a small and a big version, i download the small version and it kinda sucked =/ i couldent hear shit! i almost dident hear anything that was said on the seminar =( so i wouldent recomend downloading the small one...but if you got a higher connection then me you can download the big one that one should be fresh!
heres the links:
Gathering '03 Footage - High Bandwidth (30.8 MB)
Gathering '03 Footage - Low Bandwidth (6.27 MB)
Mail!
I got a mail from a lette that wanted 2 promote her homies new EP, check out what she has 2 say:
"For those of you out there that like Underground Rap Music, yall should check
out my homies new ep. The CD is "Underground Sound" by Cooley Killz. He is a
down ass juggalo n fresh ass rapper. His EP is fuckin fresh, yall gotta check
it out. You can purchase it at www.cooleykillz.com . It's only $8 fuckin bucks.
So c'mon now ya gotta get atleast one. Even if that means go diggin in ya
couch. Just do it, it is well worth it."
Thats it, check it out, i havent check it out yet...if you check it out, let me know if its fresh or not.. [email protected]
Marz Interview
i think i forgot 2 post a few thinks yesterday, im not sure if i forgot or not but anyway heres the first thing.
Milenko500 made an interview with Marz, i havent read it yet but im gonna soon...go 2 www.milenko500.com and check that shit out!
Kevin Gill Interview
Gaming Horizon made and interview with Kevin Gill bout Back Yard Wrestling, and guess what...i havent read that one either =) im a lazy fuck =D im gonna read it soon tho...heres the link:
Kevin Gill Interview Bout BYW
and im still waiting 4 that Weekly Freekly over at www.insaneclownposse.com it should drop any min now, be on the lookout....that reminds me, did J ever say how he got thin? he said in a Weekly Freekly a while a go that he was gonna tell us how he lost all that wieght so fast...did he ever do that? i dunno, im tierd as fuck right now, anyway, im out now...cya later ninjas, mcl fkl mfl and all that
Peace
JuggMister
28-07-2003
Gathering Articles
Article #1
Article #2
FLH GotJ 03 Photogallary
check out FLH's photo gallary, they have some realy fresh pix from the gathering.
FLH Photo Gallery
Marz CD For Free!
Marz has an album up 4 download! go check that shit out! i cant download it cuz of my slow ass modem but ill download it some other time, im not that big of a Marz fan anyway...
Marz - Gorilla Pimpin
thats all i got 4 ya right now, but remember 2 check out www.insaneclownposse.com later 2day...a Violent J Weekly Freekly is coming up!
MFL
JuggMister
25-07-2003
Twiztid.CoM
IM BACK!
YES, IT IS I, SAID ME, BACK UP IN THE HOUSE BRINGING THE PROMISED TWIZTID GATHERING 2003 HI-LITES VIDEO RIGHT HERE TO TWIZTID.COM! THE RUNNIN' TIME IS 'BOUT 25 MINUTES, IT'S ALMOST 66 MEG IN SIZE AND IT'S IN WINDOWS MEDIA FORMAT SO...... JUST CKICK ON THE BOX IN THE UPPER LEFT CORNER OF THE PAGE OR RIGHT HERE TO GET YA FLAVOR ON!!!!! (P.S. IF YA GET AN ERROR WHEN YOUR TRYING TO PLAY IT ON-LINE THEN RIGHT CLICK ON THE LINK AND THEN SAVE IT TO PLAY IT BACK ON YOUR COMP ONCE IT'S DL'D)
PEACE!
I'M OUT.
SPYDER
24-07-2003
Twiztid.CoM
WHAT UP YALL?
IT BE YA HOMIE SCREW-BALL, BACK IN THIS BITCH ONCE AGAIN LIKE WHAT!
IT'S BEEN A MINUTE SINCE I BEEN ON HERE BUT, LIKE ALWAYS IM BACK AND I BRING TO YOU THE NEWZ....
TWIZTID GATHERING HIGHLIGHTS....
AS SOME OF YOU MAY OR, MAY NOT KNOW OUR HOMIE SPYDER HAS BEEN WORKING ON A LIL' VIDEO DOWN-LOAD FOR THOSE OF THE FAM WHO WERE UNABLE TO MAKE IT TO THE GOTJ 2003 DO TO THE LACK OF MONEY, RIDE, PROBATION, WHATEVER - THIS DOWN-LOAD WILL BE FOR YALL, AND OF COURSE IF YOU WERE THERE, AND WANT TO CHECK OUT THE FLAVOR AND RELIVE THE TWIZTID SET AGAIN, FEEL FREE YALL! SPYDER TOOK THE ENTIRE HOUR LONG SET AND CHOPED IT UP LIKE A GINSUE CHEF SO IT WOULDN'T TAKE A YEAR TO DOWN-LOAD. THE TWIZTID GATHERING HIGHLIGHTS IS SAID TO BE POSTED SOME TIME THIS WEEK WITH A RUNNING TIME OF LIKE 25 MINS SO, DON'T MISS OUT ON THAT!
TWIZTID IN & ON THE NEW ISSUE OF CIRCUS...
YES IT'S TRUE, YOU CAN'T STOP THE POWER OF THE FAM! INFACT, IT WAS THE UNDISPUTED VOTING POWER OF THE FAM THAT SCORED TWIZTID AN ARTICLE, AND COVER TAG ON THE NEWEST ISSUE OF CIRCUS MAGIZINE. THE ISSUE SHOULD BE ON NEWS STANDS WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS SO, PICK THAT SHIT UP! IN THE MEAN TIME YOU CAN CHECK CIRCUSMAGIZINE.COM TO PEEP THE FLAVOR. ON A SIDE NOTE - I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO VOTED, YALL ARE TRULY THE SHIT!!
AS MENTIONED IN THE TWIZTID SEMINAR...
TWIZTID'S RECORD LABEL, MAJIK RECORDZ IS PLANNING TO RE-RELEASE THE HOUSE OF KRAZEES ALBUMS ON CD FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. WELL, IF YOU GO TO MAJIKRECORDZ.COM RIGHT NOW YOU CAN PRE-ORDER THE FIRST IN THE SERIES "HOME SWEET HOME" ON CD! THERE IS NO NEWZ ON HOW LIMITED THESE CD'S ARE SO, GET YOUR'S WIT THE QUICKNESS IF YOUR INTERESTED BEFORE THERE ALL GONE.
VIOLENT J HIT'S UP THE 22ND TWICE...
UNLESS YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK, YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW ABOUT VIOLENT J'S SOLO RECORD "WIZARD OF THE HOOD" & BOOK "BEHIND THE PAINT" HITTIN' THE STORE SHELFS YESTERDAY LIKE A DOUBLE FISTED PUNCH FROM RICKEY THE DRAGON STEAMBOAT! THE RECORD IS THE SHIT, AND FEATURES TWIZTID, SHAGGY, & BLAZE, AND IS A MUST HAVE FOR BUMPIN' WHEN SMOKIN'!
AS FOR THE BOOK, IM ABOUT A QUARTER OF THE WAY THROUGH, AND IS PRETTY FRESH AS WELL BUT, DON'T JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT - GET YOUR'S TODAY & CHECK IT OUT, YA HERD!
TWIZTID & BLAZE UPDATES ON THE WAY...
AFTER THE GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS, EVERYONE AND THEY MOMMA HAS GOT AN UPDATE TO KICK DOWN INCLUDING THE DEMENTED DUO, AND EVEN THE DEAD HOMIE. THAT'S RIGHT, TWIZTID'S OWN MONOXIDE, AND JAMIE MADROX ARE WORKING ON THEIR NEW UPDATES RIGHT NOW AS YOU READ THIS. IN ADDITION TO THAT FLAVOR BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE IS ALSO SET TO DROP A LIL' UPDATE OF HIS OWN RIGHT HERE ON TWIZTID.COM SO, STAY TUNED FOR ALL THAT & THEN SOME.
MUCH FAMILY LUV...
IM IN - YALL PEACE - SCREW-BALL
Whut up 'los and 'lettes?
I got this message from a ninja in need:
Waddup juggalos and lettes. I am a ninja in need. To break everything down for ya'll, I'm a 16/M from New Hampshire, who is planning on leavin' for Detroit this Monday (7/28). I am traveling via Greyhound, with my homie, who is 17/M. We got funds, we got plenty o' bud, but what we don't have is a place to crash. I'm askin' ANY motherfuckin' ninja out there to try and lend a hand. We'll need a place to stay for a couple days, or we'll be stuck sleepin' on benches. I'd gladly rent a motel, buuuut seeing as how neither of us are 18, that idea is out. So to any 'lo or 'lette that can help a bro out, e-mail me at:[email protected], or IM me on AIM:Stupid Dumm Guy, lata.
MMFCL!
--
WaY_WeiRd
23-07-2003
www.insaneclownposse.com
GotJ 2003 Recap:
As mentioned yesterday we were going to post a report on this year's Gathering, with a close eye to all of the details for those of you who could not make it to this years event. Well, there's been a little change up. We'll be giving you a basic overview of the event today but we just heard from Violent J that he wants to present to you his thoughts and feelings of went down at this year's stellar event in his latest Weekly Freekly! Prepare to be devastated this Monday when Violent J breaks down all of the tactics and all of the mad entertaining flavor that went down at the Gathering of the Juggalos!
Until then, let's give you a general breakdown of the effects: By far this has got to be the best Gathering of all times! In the past the Gathering has been in convention centers, limited in some degree to the size of the complex and the local establishments. Not this year! With an event of this size situated outdoors, there was more time and more space to plan out each event so that everyone would have a better chance of participating in the flavor. There were no mad rushes to get from one end of the place to the other, just so you wouldn't miss any of the freshness. No, it was an easy going, laid-back event were ninjas could walk to where they needed to be and get a chance to chill with the rest of the Hatchet Family. And the party doesn't stop once the shows ended like the years before. Juggalos and Juggalettes partied all night long at their campsites or around the main stage area. You were hard-pressed to find anyone that wasn't enjoying themselves and that is exactly what we wanted to see! There were no walls seperating this from that. There were no seperate buildings. It was one true gathering of the Juggalos under a sky roof... and the sense of family was felt more this year than any other.
Yeah, it might not be every bit of detail (for that, tune in Monday for the Weekly Freekly!) but this recap gives you a sense of what the Gathering was like: an unbelieveable experience, like the Gatherings of old but different... more personal than every before and we were glad that it was enjoyed as much as it was. We at Psychopathic Records want to thank all of you that came out and made this year's Gathering one of the greatest and most memorable of all time.
www.hatchetgear.com
New T-Shirt and Wizard of the Hood CD's
 
MFL
JuGGe
22-07-2003
Twiztid.CoM
Sup y'all? Back in effect on the ol' .com, it's ya boy Kodez. As ya know we just getting our wigs back on straight after one hell of a fuckin Gathering this past weekend. If ya missed this one then you missed out on the best one yet. That shit was off the hinges. Props to Psychopathic for outdoin themselves once again. There was all types of flavor to speak on but I'm havin trouble recollectin all of it on account of the roughly five pounds of weed I inhaled over the three days. So let me recap to the best of my fried out abilities:
Me and the whole Twiztid crew hoo-ride down to that little hidden gem somewhere in the middle of nowhere on the night before the first day. We roll into town around 3 AM and me and Dub decide to go down to the site on a little recon mission to figure out where the dressing rooms were and all that shit. By the time we traveled that country mile and checked it out, it was like 5AM so we was like fuck it, there ain't no rest for the wicked and decided to just stay and kick it till it was time to do our thing later in the day. That shit was like a perfect little world full of Juggalos livin in harmony.
The day started to kick into gear when the golf carts arrived. If you were there you know how off the hook those things were. If your tent, or your ankle got rolled over in the middle of the night, we don't know nothing about it. All the artists told me that their favorite part of the Gathering was mobbin around the camp and kickin it wit the Juggalos though. Anyways, the first day I think was the seminar, which was dope. That shit was just as entertaining as a live show.
My personal favorite moment was my very first encounter with the infamous Bushwick Bill on the next day. Twiztid was off at one of their four autograph sessions while I was getting shit ready for their show later that night. While I was preppin the tubs that had the Twinkies and Ding Dongs for Fat Kidz, I was carryin empty boxes out to the dumpster. So I run into Bushwick chillin by the gate checkin out the scene, with an armful of Twinkie boxes. I'm a little hesitant to approach the guy with all the beef been goin on recently but he's in my direct path to the trash. So I nonchalantly give him a “What up, Bushwick” and expect to keep walkin. He musta been fresh off a blunt with some munchies and was like “Is that all you got in there? You got any honeybuns or anything besides Twinkies?” I'm like damn, this is the very first time I get to talk to somebody who's like one of my favorite from back in the day, and he thinks I'm the fuckin caterer! I try to pay attention to first impressions and all that shit so it was crazy funny to me. (I got to redeem my love for the guy later as we smoked a blunt in the Twiztid dressing room before his show and talked about a lot of shit. That cat is mad cool and the air is clear. We got nuthin but love over on this end.)
So Twiztid goes on later that night. It's the atom bomb. Even with a little mic trouble from the sound ninjas they rocked the fuck out of the whole camp grounds. We went up in that bitch with no stage, just some Twinkies and some lighters for Nikateen, and just owned it. I got goose bumps when the crowd started to sing Afraid Of Me man, straight up! Nah but that crowd was all the way live and I gotta give it up to the Juggalos for reppin to the fullest.
I'm really havin a hard time rememberin all that took place but I know I haven't had that much fun in years, fo real. That's how you know you had a good time, when you got a smile on ya face when you think about it but can't actually remember shit about it. All my homies here about to put up they own Gathering updates too so they can probably fill yall in on what I was too blew out to tell ya about. Know about it. If ya didn't make it to this Gathering, you seriously missed out and I know I'm hopin next year is just like this. Peace Out.
Kodez
21-07-2003
Twiztid.CoM
WASSUP NINJA'S AND NINJETTE'S...
SPYDER HERE WITH A COUPLE QUICK NEWZ POSTS 4 YA. SO YOU KNOW WHATS COMING UP AND GOING DOWN WITH YOUR TWO FAVORITE SERIAL KILLAZ.
THE GATHERING IS OVER...
THE RESULTS ARE IN. THIS YEAR WAS OFFICIALLY THE FRESHEST GATHERING EVER. MY HOMIES SCOTTIE D, AND AXSYLUM FROM FAYGOLUVERS.NET HAVE BEEN PUTTIN IT DOWN ALL WEEKEND LONG SO IF YOU DIDN'T GET TO GO THIS YEAR, GO OVER THERE AND SEE WHAT YOU MISSED. WORD HAS IT OVER HERE AT TWIZTID.COM, THAT TWIZTID'S VERY OWN MADROX AND MONOXIDE ARE BUSY WRITING THEIR PAGES WITH THOUGHTS ON THE GATHERING. IN ADDITION, MY HOMIE AND YOUR HOMIE, BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE, I MEAN BIG... WELL YOU KNOW WHO IM TALKIN BOUT, WILL BE FILLING UP A PAGE OR TWO OF HIS OWN, SO KEEP A LOOK OUT FOR THAT FLAVOR REAL SOON.
IN OTHER NEWZ...
THE HOTLINE WAS IN SHAMBLES THIS WEEKEND. THE OFFICIAL WORD FROM JAMIE IS THAT DUE TO UNFORESEEN CELL-PHONE SERVICE PROBLEMS, HE WAS UNABLE TO UPDATE. IT SEEMS HIS SERVICE PROVIDER WASN'T TRYING TO PROVIDE SERVICE OUT IN THE WOODS. DON'T SWEAT IT THOUGH, SCREWBALLWILL BE KICKING DOWN SOME MORE NEWZ TOMORROW AND THE HOTLINE WILL BE BACK, IN ALL IT'S GLORY, WITH THE QUICKNESS. THAT'S ALL I GOT FOR NOW, DON'T MISS OUT ON THE FLAVOR TOMORROW!!!
PEACE, IM OUT!!!
19-07-2003
Gathering News and some other shit!
First off if you wanna know whats been going down at the gathering so far i suggest you hit up FLH Scottie has done a nice review, much props 2 him!
Next thing, not many of you have voted in the Most Wanted Game on http://www.psmonline.com/ =/ so go there and vote now! help promte the ultimate wrestling game BackYard Wrestling!! Its the second vote on the right...
Next thing, This goes 2 all the Swedish Los/lette's, im going on road trip 2morrow and were gonna go all over this skinny country and i need some help! Where can i get some psy cd's? if you know any store anywhere in the country where they sell psy cd's hook me up with a mail and tell me in what city and where in that city i can get some cd's. Heres my mail [email protected] plz hook me up! my top priority is The Green Book i only got that one on mp3 =/ so plz hook me up i need that cd!! if you know any store where i can buy some gear i wanna know where that is 2 i wanna know everything!! =) i heard that there is a store somewhere where you can buy faygo 2 so if you know where that is hook me up!
So anyway, im gonna be gone 4 a week and ill see you all when i get back, i might come online and post something if i find a internet café but other then that its all up 2 Jugge and Way_Weird. So if you got any news you need posted dont mail em 2 me! thats all the "news" i got 4 yall right now ill be back in like a week cya ninjas!
Peace
MFL
JuggMister
18-07-2003
BYW Vote!
Go and vote 4 "Most Wanted Game" on http://www.psmonline.com/ its 2 the right.
We Schooled It! =)
i think im a little late with this but anyway, heres what it now says on www.circusmagazine.com :
Attention Twiztid Fans!
You voted, we followed through. The August issue of Circus Magazine, on sale July 24, will contain an interview with Twiztid. Now let's see if you fans will make this issue Circus Magazine's best selling issue yet. Check newsstands and buy the issue with Twiztid on the lower left side of the cover.
I think they got sick of our voting =D Be sure 2 pick that issue of Circus Magazine up on July 24th!
JuggMister
17-07-2003
Green Book wallpaper
I've made a new wallpaper, based on the Green Book. Let me know if you like it! It's very large so it will fit on everybody's desktop. Modem users have to wait a while to download it though...
MCL
Chookie
15-07-2003
Mini Gathering
place: The great escape amusement park, Queensbury, NY (near Lake George)
when: october 25th, saturday
time:12-10 (after parties are a possibility)
who: ALL the ninjas we can get
Why: cause we can and we are
price: contact me for the prices.... still working on that
if anyone need directions i suggest either mapquest.com, or get ahold of me at
[email protected], my aim name is miztabonez420
who knows whut could happen could find a life long homie, that girlie you always
wanted, that ninja you always wanted (depending who you are), or jus have 10 hours
of pure insanity wit some peeps you know will always have yo back.
there gonna be prizes, trivia, and faygo faygo faygo......but if you could bring
your own faygo that be a big help....the more the merrier.
now the park wont let us bring the faygo in so the meeting palce is actually gonna
be outside the park but no worries they stamp your hand, and you can walk in and out
as you please. Lets take this bitch over and show whut NY juggalo luv all
about....e-mail me for anyquestions you got..... Reapz
Bringin' Back the OG Flavor!
Some of you may know him as Sol of Halfbreed. Others know him as Sol46 through the more recent Level Jumpers. But almost all of you Twiztid serial killas out there know where he got his start: as ROC of the original HOUSE OF KRAZEES! Well as you know, Jamie and Paul have recently set aside their differences with the ROC, and BIG things are starting to happen. What's first? Well how about ROC performing his own set at the GREEN BOOK TOUR starting August 15th! I'll give you a minute to let that sink in...so what does this news bring? I mean ROC will be sharing the stage once again with Jamie and Paul. Could this bring some OG HOK flavor to the Green Book tour? Well I'm not even allowed to speculate on that. But you can see where this might go.
Twiztid in Circus Magazine
The voting at CircusMagazine.com has officially ended to get Twiztid into it's next issue. After getting such an overwhelming response from all of us, they had no choice but to put an all new Twiztid Interview in there. Originally, Twiztid was supposed to make the cover of it after you ninjas slaughtered that poll. Details have been a little sketchy though, but nonetheless, pick up the next copy of Circus Magazine on July 24th at news stands everywhere for some all new Twiztid flavor!
The Gathering's Upon Us!
Nothing newsworthy on this part of the update, but I just wanted to make mention one more time that the Gathering will be here in just 3 days!! I'll be there starting Thursday, so I hope I get a chance to meet up with a lot of you! We'll have a laptop and a digital camera there, so while I doubt anything will be needed from me here, we'll do our best to bring you ninjas that can't make it this year some good pics and recaps over at Faygoluvers.net!
That's all I've got for you today! News isn't letting up a bit, so keep checking back with us at Twiztid.com for all the latest info! Until next time, I'm out. Much Family Luv!
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WUT!
AS SOME OF YOU MIGHT ALREADY KNOW, JULY 14 MARKS A SPECIAL PLACE IN THE HEARTS OF SERIAL KILLAZ, & KILLETTES AROUND THE WORLD. NO, IT'S NOT "NATIONAL AX SHARPENING DAY" IT'S MONOXIDE'S BIRTHDAY MUTHA FUCKO! SO, ON BEHALF OF MYSELF, SPYDER, KODEZ, BIG-C, TOM-DUB, DOUGIE DOUG, JD, SCOTTIE-D, TWIZTID SLIM, AND EVERYBODY ELSE @ TWIZTID.COM ....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONOXIDE!!!!!
THE GOTJ IS ON THE WAY..
AS MENTIONED IN MY DEAD HOMIE - BIG-C'S POST, THIS YEAR'S GATHERING SHOULD BE ONE TO REMEMBER. THE DAYS, HOURS, AND MINUTES ARE SLOWLY MELTING ALWAY TO THE GATHERING, AND IM COMPLETELY PSYCHED! THE REUNION OF THE FAMILY, THE LAST PERFORMANCE OF THE ONE & ONLY BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE, SEMINARS, TENTS, TREES, ICP, AND TWIZTID! WHAT MORE COULD A PERSON ASK FOR EXCEPT A CANTEEN OF BACARDI, AND A HAND JOB, YA HEARD. IT'S GONNA BE DA BOMB!!
BEFORE I BOUNCE...
DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT TOM DUB'S POST, AND CHECK BACK FOR SCOTTIE-D'S BREAKING NEWZ ON THE GREEN BOOK TOUR.
IM IN YALL PEACE!
SCREW-BALL
Street Team News...
Twiztid will be sending out some homies to hit up the west coast real soon. It's looking like the street team will head out sometime early next week. It will also mark the return of the infamous Dougie Doug to the Twiztid crew. They will be driving around city to city and block to block in the Twiztid van, if you see 'em hit 'em up for some free shit!!
On to some other news...
Twiztid will unleash the fury when they hit the stage Saturday the 19th. From there, it's on to the Van's Warped Tour in Brockton, Ma on July 31st to reek havok among the unsuspecting public. Finally, it will be here on August 15th, the launch of the Green Book tour in Louisville, Ky. The tour will feature Twiztid, Marz, and Society One, and shouldn't be missed.
Coming soon...
Scottie D will have a very big announcement about the Green Book tour. I have only heard a little speculation of what it could be, but I will say that this is one of the biggest bitz of news in a while. Stay tuned to www.twiztid.com, and the Twiztid Hotline at 313-438-2812.
insaneclownposse.com
Cut the Tension wita Hatchet
Yo Juggalos and Juggalettes, we're just a couple days away from the start of the bomb-diggity or all H-Bombs: the Gathering of the Juggalos! We can't wait to see all of you that can make it this year; be prepared to have your wigs peeled back! We know that not everyone can make it but you don't have to feel left out! Unless you've been living under a rock for the past couple weeks you will know that exactly one week from now everyone will be able to get their hands on Violent J's devastating debut release of the Wizard of the Hood and the log anticipated, long-awaited, never before seen ICP autobiography, Behind the Paint! Both of these will be in-stores July 22nd. And if you are an internet ninja, you can place your order for both ultimate items on HatchetGear.com tonight! That's correct! Place your order tonight and you can have both these hot items hit your house like a runaway twister by release date. So place your orders tonight and have the shiznit at your doorstep around Tuesday!
13-07-2003
Tickets on sale!
The tickets for the European ICP tour are on sale! Go to TicketMaster Europe and buy them as soon as possible. The German tickets don't seem to be available through this site, but Dutch and English juggalos can buy their tickets there.
12-07-2003
A NEWS NINJETTE FOR TWIZTID.COM ???
Ramblings by Big C about a possible ninjette going to work for twiztid.com on the Hotline... Who could it be? What mystery is going to be revealed soon... Stay tuned ninjas and ninjettes,... all will be explained in the Book.. (OK,.. the Green Book has nothing to do with it,.. but I always wanted to say that.)
12-07-2003
www.insaneclownposse.com
Wheels are Turnin'
The wheels of the Dark Carnival can be heard creaking out of Psychopathic Central as they head forth, full steam, towards Garrettsville, Ohio. Everyone, be it us here at Psychopathic Records or all of the Juggalo Nation, is a-buzz with anticipation towards this year's Gathering of the Juggalos! This is the one time of the year when all of the Hatchet Family gather together, to be who they are... and everything so far is going as smooth as smooth can be. Psychopathic soldiers on the front report that this outdoors Gathering is nothing short than devastating as they begin to erect the tent poles for what truely will be one of the freshest Gatherings ever! Pace yourselves! Don't let the wait till opening day drive you nuts! There will be plenty of activities, both known and unknown, awaiting all that could take part in this ultimate festivity!
Also Juggalos and Juggalettes who have their tickets for this year's event, please do not show up at the Gathering before Thursday at 8 A.M. We have already extended all the Gathering flavor to an unheard of four days and we simply can not make it five.
Anyways, even if you can not make it to the Gathering, you too will be able to experience a taste of all the mad flavor on July 22nd when you will be able to take a trip with Violent J and have a meeting with the Wizard of the Hood. And if you think you'll lose your wig over that, then you better strap your nugget down because the long awaited, must read, story of all time... Behind the Paint... drops on the same day! The culmination of 6 Jokers Cards brings you the most devastating tale ever imaginable... so don't forget to get your copy and find the answers to all of your question!
Faces of Death Tour launches TODAY!
Posted on 10-07-2003
Yes, the Faces of Death Tour launches out tonight in Anaheim, California, featuring your favorite hatchet homie ABK and the Detroit rap legend Esham, along with mutha fuckin' Body Count! They've got a smooth tour planned, hitting up hot spots throughout the country, showing everyone who runs the underground up in this bitch. It will be nothing short of total devastation, so if the tour is coming anywhere near you, we highly recommend you hit it up and see what's going down!
And, while I have your attention, we'd like to give major props and congrats to those alternative Psychopathic serial killers Twiztid for the success with their latest project, The Green Book! They've debuted at #2 on the Independent Charts, and #52 on the Billboard Top 200. Good show, ninjas! Hats off and hatchets up to the homies! And props to the Juggalos for making the Green Book's first week a successful one!
So, if you haven't gotten your copy of the Green Book, get off your ass and get it now!
And don't forget to check out the Face of Death Tour at a venue near you!
10-07-2003
www.Twiztid.com
WHAT UP YALL?
THIS BE YA NEIGHBORHOOD KEY-BOARD KILLA, SCREW-BALL HERE ON A HOT ASS WACKY WEDNESDAY WITH TODAY'S NEWZ....
GB HIT'S TOP 100 BABY!!!
TOP-STORY - THE NUMBERS ARE IN & THE DEMENTED DUO KNOW AS TWIZTID SOLD 21,743 COPIES OF THEIR NEWEST RELEASE ENTITLED "THE GREEN BOOK" THE FIRST WEEK OUT, POSITIONING THEM AT #52 ON THE OFFICIAL BILLBOARD CHARTS!! HELL YA, AND THAT'S JUST THE FIRST WEEK, THINK ABOUT EVERYBODY WHO AIN'T EVEN GET IT YET, CAUSE THEY WAS BROKE OR, JUST AIN'T GOT A RIDE TO THE RECORD STORE ETC. ALSO IF THE RECORD STORES IN YOUR AREA ARE CURRENTLY SOLD OUT OF THE GREEN BOOK FEAR NOT BECAUSE MASSIVE RE-ORDERS OF THE PRODUCT ARE BEING SHIPPED OUT AS WE SPEAK. LET'S MAKE THIS THE BIGGEST RELEASE IT CAN BE FOR THE KILLAZ YALL, AND PROP'S TO JAMIE & PAUL ON THE GREEN MASTERPIECE!!
PROBLEMS WITH THE TOP 10...
RECAP TIME: THE TOP 10 UNDISPUTED FAM SIGHTS SET TO HOST THE FIRST OFFICIAL INTERVIEW WITH TWIZTID HAVE SUBMITTED THEIR QUESTIONS, AND TWIZTID HAS ALREADY FINISHED ABOUT HALF OF THEM. PROBLEM: TWIZTID + WEED + INTERVIEWS = MAD TIME - IN FACT SOME OF THE INTERVIEWS THAT WERE ALREADY RECORDED ARE UPWARDS OF 30 MINUTES LEAVING QUITE A BIG FILE FOR THE FAM TO DOWN-LOAD, NOT TO MENTION BOGGIN' DOWN THE SIGHT THAT'S HOSTIN' EM. SOLUTION: MP3'S (AUDIO VERSIONS) OF THE INTERVIEWS FOR FASTER TURN AROUND OR HOST YOUR OWN (BABY PURPLE SHOW) SO TO SPEAK AND HAVE YA SIGHT RUNNING MAD SLOW! THE CHOICE IS YOURS WEB MASTER'S OF THE 10 SO, PLEASE E-MAIL THE FOLLOWING [email protected] WITH YOUR DECISION SO WE GET THIS ON THE GO.
HOT-LINE IS BACK...
YA, THAT RIGHT, THE TWIZTID SERIAL KILLIN HOT-LINE IS BACK IN EFFECT SO, IF YOU AIN'T CALLED IT IN A WHILE - WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR. ON TRASHY TUESDAY JAMIE KICKED DOWN MONO'S 5 SPORT'S Q'Z FOR THE LAST CHANCE TO TAKE HOME A BRAND NEW DVD PLAYER, AND TODAY ON THE HOT-LINE BLAZ.. I MEAN BIG-C, AND MADROX ANNOUNCED THE WINNER. IT WAS NON OTHER THAN JEFF HAWES WHO WAS THE FIRST TO CORRECTLY ANSWER EACH AND EVERY QUESTION TO THE FULLEST SO, CONGRATULATION ON YA WINNING! AND ON A SIDE NOTE, IF YOUR LIKE ME AND YOUR MORE WEB BOUND THAN PHONE, CHECK OUT AXSYLUM YA HOT-LINE HOMIE FOR THE SKINNY OVER @ FAYGOLUVERS.NET OR, REALJUGGALETTES.NET TO GET YA TWIZTID SERIAL KILLIN' HOT-LINE ON DA WEB.
THAT'S ALL I GOT...
FOR NOW BUT, AS ALWAYS STAY TUNED RIGHT HERE TO TWIZTID.COM FOR THE FLAVOR!
IM IN
YALL PEACE!
SCREW-BALL
Need Gathering Ticket
A ninja need a ticket, if your selling one or knows somebody who is, hit up icpjuggalo_66@hotmail or [email protected].
!!Hater Warning!!
A fucking hater has been bugging me 4 a while now, hes enoying as fuck hes spamming me, his AIM is biZaAr221 . Everybody that has AIM spam that bitch now!
tnx
JuggMister
Circus Magazine
You know that poll that was going on with getting Twiztid on the cover of Circus? Well a ninja named JuggaloJohn mailed them and he got this reply:
"They're on the cover. The poll ended."
So they should be on the cover after all...or maybe this is just bullshit
MFL
JuggMister
New news ninjette at Twiztid.com
Halls Of Illusions.com's news ninjette Way_weird is going to work for the official twiztid.com site!! She is the first female to ever work for them, so congrats to our beloved crewmember! She will continue to work for HOI too, so stop crying cause she ain't leaving :)
MCL
Chookie
09-07-2003
www.EshamTheBoogieMan.com
Check your ammo, shorty
That's right, get prepped for the drive-by cuz we got a few cities lined up for Ice T, Body Count, Esham and ABK! This is just the first selection of victims for this crime wave so keep your sights out for new targets as they pop up. To get a peep at the tour schedule, just head over to the Tours section of the site.
www.MajikRecords.com
Double Ticket Tuesday
Tuesday July 8th, we will be giving double tickets on any merch orders for the Majik Ticket Contest. So, if you buy a t-shirt you will get 2 tickets instead of 1. Double Ticket Tuesday ends promptly at midnight.
www.JuggaloGathering.com
Attention: For everyone taking part in
the Gathering of the Juggalos 2003 festivities
We have been hearing some rumors concerning the Gathering this year and wanted to take this moment to clarify things. The first of which is concerning Gathering tickets. Some are under the impression that they will be able to buy tickets at the front gate ... this is totally false. All tickets for the Gathering are completely sold out and there will be no more tickets available for purchase online or down at the Crystal Forest. We ask that all those without tickets do not show up, as you will be turned away, without exception. We have beefed up security to ensure that those without tickets do not get in, as this would cause serious problems for the Juggalos that paid to get in. We have security guards with hunting dogs patrolling the entire perimeter of the park connected with radios to the state police. Anyone found trying to sneak into the park grounds will be arrested for trespassing and taken to jail. Those found inside the park without a ticket will be taken directly to the Security Tent where a phone will be available for them to arrange transportation home (for those not driving). Make sure you have your ticket with you at all time, no exceptions will be made. You will need your ticket to get on the shuttle buses, to enter the Crystal Forest, to enter the Parking Lot, and to partake in all of the activities and events on the park grounds.
Also for those of you driving to this year's Gathering keep in mind that roadblocks will be in effect to check non-locals for Gathering tickets on all roads leading to the Crystal Forest about a mile out. If even one person in your car does not have a ticket then the whole car will be turned away and not allowed to pass. Also from what we have been told, be warned of police pulling over anyone speeding in about a 10 mile radius from the Crystal Forest's location. We have been told that the police lay speed traps whenever an event is happening down there and they have been known to search cars when they do pull someone over.
Unfortunately these drastic measures are absolutely necessary to assure that the Gathering goes down this year. It is sold to capacity, and to go beyond that jeopardizes the entire event, and there is no way in hell we are going to let the Juggalos who paid to get in get the bone because of some gate crashers.
If you are a Juggalo with tickets to the Gathering and know someone thinking about trying to gate crash, do us all a favor and let them know it is a bad mistake.
Now that all of that shit is out of the way, we don't know about y'all, but we're getting chills over here, 'cuz the Gathering is just over a week away! And boy o boy, is it gonna be the bomb diggity -- aaw boy, believe that shit! Psychopathic is hyped and ready to freak it level 10+ hard. Get ready for four days to remember!!
Green Book lyrics added
Okay we are not the first to have them, but Juggmister checked them so they should be the best ones on the 'net. Click here to see them!
08-07-2003
Welcome Malkav!
I want to welcome our fith crewmember: Malkav. He is our 'Behind the Scenes' ninja and is in charge of the Juggalos and Juggalettes sections. He is also moderator on the forum. For more information about him you can have a look right here.
Chookie
www.twiztid.com
SUP YALL
DIS BE YA HOMIE BIG-C, BACK WIT SOME NEWZ 4 YA MUTHA-FUCKIN AZZ. SO, LIGHT UP A SMOKE, JOINT, BLUNT, WHATEVER, N' SET YA EYEZ RIGHT ON THE GET RIGHT!!!
10 TOP 10'S
NINE OF THE TEN SITES HAVE RETURNED THEIR ?'S FOR TWIZTID, AND JAMIE N' PAULIE ARE BUSY ANSWERING EM. THAT LEAVES ONLY ONE OF THE TOP 10 THAT NEEDS TO RETURN THEIR RETURNABLES, N' THAT WOULD BE MY HOMIES FROM JUGGALOSCRUBS.COM. SO IF YALL GET A CHANCE TO READ THIS, HIT ME UP ON MY E-MAIL N' SHIT. THE REST OF YOU SHOULD BE EXPECTING AN E-MAIL FROM MY HOMIE SPYDER WITH THE OFFICIAL'S ON YOUR SITES FLAVOR.
HOTLINE INTERRUPTION
IT'S NO SECRET THAT THE HOTLINE WAS SHUT DOWN THE DAY THE GREEN BOOK DROPPED, LEAVING THOUSANDS OF MY HOTLINE HOMIES IN THE DARK ABOUT THE HAPPENINGS OF THE INSTORES N' THE HIGHBAND WEBSITE FLAVOR. WELL MY HOMIE SCREWBALL PUT EVERYBODY UP ON THAT SHIT, BUT IT'S NOW SAFE TO SAY THAT THE HOTLINE IS BACK ONLINE WITH MY HOMIE JAMIE MADROX HOLDIN IT DOWN FOR MONO-TONE MONDAY. GO AHEAD N' CALL IT IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, BUT IF YOU WAIT TO LONG THE MESSAGE WILL CHANGE. WHAT AM I TALKIN ABOUT, THE MESSAGE CHANGES EVERY DAY. HURRY UP N' CALL!!! (313)438-2812
SPEAKER B AKA KODEZ HAS RETURNED
IT'S TRUE, IT'S TRUE, YOUR OLD HOMIE KODEZ FROM RIGHT HERE AT TWIZTID.COM, HAS RETURNED FROM HIS SMALL STINT ON THE STREET TEAM AROUND THE EAST COAST, AND HE HAS PREPARED A STATEMENT ABOUT HIS ADVENTURES WITH THE ONE AND ONLY PICKELZ. SO LET ME QUIT TYPIN, N' LET SPEAKER B, SPEAK.
SPEAKER B'S STATEMENT:
WHUT UP YALL?? ITS BEEN A WHILE BUT I BEEN OUT REPPIN TWIZTID TO DA FULLEST FOR THA PAST FEW WEEKS WIT THAT KID PICKLEZ. A FEW HIGH SPEED CORNERING MANEUVERS, A FEW WRONG TURNS, A FEW SWEET ROAD DOOBIES AND ABOUT A THOUSAND RECORD STORES LATER THE MIDWEST AND THE EAST COAST WUZ KNOWIN THE GREEN BOOK HAS ARRIVED. TO THE DOPE ASS JUGGALOS WE RAN INTO AND THE DOWN ASS STORE MANAGERS, YALL MADE OUR JOBS EASY AND KEPT US HYPE DAY AFTER DAY. IT WUDDN'T NUTHIN BUT LOVE FROM ST. LOUIS TO BOSTON. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK OUT TO DEM TOWNS ON THE GREEN BOOK TOUR AND KICK IT WIT ALL MY NEW HOMIES OFF THA ROAD. WORD TO THA WIZE ON ANY ROAD TRIP: MAKE SURE YOU BE PAYIN ATTENTION TO HOW FAR AWAY THE NEXT TOLL BOTH IS. ALLOW YOURSELF AMPLE TIME TO ROLL ALL THE WINDR'S DOWN BEFORE YOU GOT TA PULL UP ON SOME OLD NINJA IN A BOOTH LOOKIN FOR TROUBLE. I'LL BE SEEIN YALL OUT THERE AGAIN SOON BUT NOW IT'S BACK TO THE OFFICE.
ALRIGHT, THAT'S THE WORD ON THE STREETS FROM KODEZ, MY NAME IS BIG-C, JUST PUTTIN YOU UP ON GAME, PEACE N' ELBOW GREASE!!!
06-07-2003
www.Twiztid.com
Well Well Well.....look who is back around curbing your ass like a regular head stomper. It's been to damn long since I been up here talking to the Family and just sending love out to everyone. To be honest I have just been listening to the Green Book non stop just in complete awe at this record. Can you even imagine trying to make a better record than that masterpeice? Jamie and Paul never stop amazing me, and when I think they have did it they top it with something else. So now what is instore?
Green Book Tour: Ya thats right we all know it's coming and is gonna blow the roof off of venues all over the nation. For the first time you will hear the new songs that your trying to learn the words to right now! So if you havent checked out the dates yet and figured out when and where the show is at in your town then you better get going now!
Well it's all love coming here from the Slim kid to all of you, with so much going on right now, tour, new amazing cd, street team, video, my boys Twiztid and my family here on Twiztid.com are all so excited to bring you guys everything you deserve and the shit you love. If you haven't allready go over and take a look at the brand new layout at the best site for Twiztid icons on the net with their brand new fresh Green Book layout -InsaneIcons.com- ! So with that bit of flavor for you all Slim is out for the night but peace yall and much much family love!
I recived a mail:
Whats up this is JuggalaZee from JuggaloScrubs.com we just released a new video for
d/l it is ICP in concert from their FreakShow Tour back during the days of the
Riddle Box performing The Show Must Go On...
JuggalaZee
http://www.juggaloscrubs.com
get your ass over to juggaloscrubs now !
I just wanted 2 say that i fucking love "The Green Book" it's mad fucking fresh, so if you don't have it go buy it right now. I don't have much more to say so im out.
MFL
JuGGe
05-07-2003
New stuff at Hatchet Gear!
HatchetGear.CoM has some new and re-stocked items up for you to get yo 'lil hands on.
They added a Freekshow football jersey, a blue hatchetman jersey style shirt, a red hatchetman thong, blue Psychopathic basketball shorts, black Psychopahic basketball shorts, a small Psychopathic circle hatchetman charm, a Psychopathic hatchetman silver sharm bracelet, a blue and white on black Wraith t-shirt, a sleeveless Esham University girly shirt, an Esham boogie man poster, a black juggalette thong, a Blaze Raiders logo hockey jersey, and a red hatchetman baseball hat.
Go check it all out!
MMFCL!
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WaY_WeiRd
04-07-2003
www.InsaneClownPosse.com
The Wicked Wonka Tour
As promised, we are bringing you news on the eve of the 4th about a tour that your dentist would have a nightmare over. It's the Wicked Wonka Tour and you better believe its going to be out of this world! A collaboration of mind-blowing ingredients wraps together pure imagination with some down and dirtey sounds that is so sugar sweet it will have you bouncing off the walls! This confectionary terror trip includes a dose of Killah Priest of the Wu-Tang Clan, a dash of Tech N9ne, a heavy-helping of the Kottonmouth Kings, a heaping additive of Bone: Thugs 'n' Harmony and, last but not least, the secret ingredient... the Insane Clown Posse! All of this pulled together like so much taffy, it makes your teeth rot just hearing about it! This candy-blast of freshness starts production on the 17th of September, coming to a boiling point at the 10th annual Hallowicked event! You'd have to be a cracked-out Oompa Loompa to pass up such an event! So what are you waiting for? Don't forget to get your golden ticket and be exposed to a mystical candyland flavor that can only be brought to you by Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope!
These dates are still pending. Check in later for confirmed dates.
09.17.03 Cleveland, OH
09.18.03 Columbus, OH
09.20.03 Minneapolis, MN
09.21.03 Des Moines, IA
09.23.03 Denver, CO
09.24.03 Salt Lake City, UT
09.25.03 Boise, ID
09.26.03 Portland, OR
09.27.03 Seattle, WA
09.30.03 Oakland, CA
10.02.03 Las Vegas, NV
10.03.03 Los Angeles, CA
10.04.03 Phoenix, AZ
10.05.03 Albuquerque, NM
10.07.03 Austin, TX
10.08.03 Dallas, TX
10.09.03 Oklahoma City, OK
10.10.03 Kansas City, KS
10.11.03 St. Louis, IL
10.14.03 Atlanta, GA
10.15.03 Virginia Beach, VA
10.17.03 Worcester, MA
10.18.03 Philadelphia, PA
10.19.03 Sayreville, NJ
10.21.03 Washington, DC
10.22.03 Pittsburgh, PA
10.23.03 Rochester, NY
10.25.03 Grand Rapids, MI
10.26.03 Cinncinnati, OH
10.27.03 Indianapolis, IN
10.29.03 Madison, WI
10.30.03 Chicago, IL DEVIL'S NIGHT SHOW
10.31.03 Detroit, MI 10th ANNUAL HALLOWICKED
www.Twiztid.com
SUP YALL,
DIS BE YA HOMIE BIG…BLAZE, YEAH I SAID IT, CAUSE THAT’S WHO I AM N’ THAT’S WHO I BE, THERE AIN’T NO FOOLIN MY EXTRA LARGE EXTENDED FAMILY! ONCE AGAIN IM BACK WITH THE NEWZ, SO GET YA GLASSES IF YA NEED EM, N’ SIT BACK N’ FOCUS YA EYEBALLS ON THE FLAVOR BELOW.
MONO PAGE IS BACK…
UNLESS YOU BEEN SLEEPIN ON THE BEACH, OR IN YA NEIGHBORS POOL LIKE ME, THEN YOU ALREADY KNOW ABOUT MY HOMIE MONO’S PAGE RIGHT HERE ON TWIZTID.COM, BUT IF YOU STILL POOL JUMPING, N’ YA JUST CAME HOME TO WASH THE CHLORINE OFF YA NEDEN OR BALLS, THEN MAKE YOUR WAY ON OVER TO MONOXIDE’S PAGE, N’ SEE WHAT THE NIKATEEN FEIND GOT’S ON HIS MIND WITH THE RELEASE OF THE GREEN BOOK. SOAK UP SOME KNOWLEDGE BEFORE YA GO BACK TO BAKING IN THAT SUN.
JAMIE’S 2 CENTS…
SPEAKING OF DROPPIN KNOWLEDGE, THE ONE AND ONLY BIG KID REPPIN BATMAN, LIKE HE WAS ALFRED OR SOMETHING, JAMIE MADROX, HAS GAINED ACCESS TO HIS VERY OWN PAGE ONCE AGAIN, SO EXPECT TO SEE ALL THAT FLAVOR HE’S KNOWN FOR PUTTIN DOWN, LIKE BATMAN STORYS, TOY REVIEWS, AND ANYTHING N’ EVERYTHING RUNNING THREW HIS SERIAL KILLIN HEAD. MATTER OF FACT, HE UPDATED JUST A FEW SHORT DAYS AGO, SO MAKE SURE YOU PEEP THE FLAVOR, BEFORE YA BOUNCE.
STREET TEAM UPDATE
BY NOW IF YOU WERE CHOSEN FOR THE STREET TEAM YOU HAVE RECEIVED YOUR PACKAGE, N’ FROM THE E-MAIL’S I’VE RECEIVED, YALL ARE FREAKIN IT. IF YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN FOR THE STREET TEAM, BUT HAVE NOT GOTTEN YOUR PACKAGE YET, FEAR NOT HOMIES, IT SEEMS THE STREET TEAM WAS SO LARGE THAT THE MATERIALS WERE EXHAUSTED VERY QUICKLY. DOES THAT MEAN YOUR SCREWED? FUCK!!! NO!!! MUTHA-FUCKO!!! I WOUDN’T LEAVE YA STANKING LIKE THAT, ACTUALLY WE ARE IN THE WORKS OF GETTING MORE PROMO MATERIALS TOGETHER, N’ SEND OUT THE ALMIGHTY 2ND WAVE. BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR FURTHER INFO, IN THE COMING WEEKS, BUT FOR ALL WHO HAVE RECEIVED N’ WANT TO NO WHERE TO SEND YOUR PICTURES WHEN YOUR DONE, HERE’S THE ADDRESS N’ STUFF:
ATT: STREET TEAM PIC’S
P O BOX 1290
NOVI, MI. 48376
THE GREEN BOOK TOUR
AWW SHIT!!! MUTHAFUCKAZ’S!!! THE MUTHA-FUCKIN ALBUM OF THE YEAR JUST DROPPED TWO SHORT DAYS AGO!!! I AIN’T TALKIN BOUT NO BUBBLEGUM BEYOUNCE, ALTHOUGH I WOULDN’T MIND TAGGIN HER TENDER NEDEN OUT, IM TALKIN BOUT, MY EASTSIDE HOMIES, TWIZTID, N’ THEIR GREATEST MASTERPEICE TO DATE, “THE GREEN BOOK”. THE ALBUM IS AMAZING FROM BEGINNING TO END, CD, BOOKLET, N’ ALL. I AIN’T GONNA RUIN IT FOR YA, IF YA HAVEN’T GOT YOUR COPY, BUT IM REALLY FEELING THAT WONDERING WHY TRAX WITH MIKE E CLARK. THE WHOLE SONGS ON SOME OF THAT OTHER, N’ IT’S MASHIN!!! I WANNA SEE EM PERFORM THAT ON TOUR, DAT SHIT WOULD BE DOPE. SHIT, TALKIN BOUT TOUR, IT’S COMING MAD SOON, TO A CITY NEAR YOU. THE OFFICIAL GREEN BOOK TOUR KICKS OFF AUGUST 15TH, IN LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY. THE FIRST LEG OF THE TOUR WILL BE ON THE ROAD TILL SEPTEMBER 28TH, WHERE THEY FINISH IN INDIANAPOLIS. YES, I SAID THE FIRST LEG, CAUSE A SECOND LEG OF THE TOUR IS STILL IN THE WORKS AT THIS TIME. KEEP CHECKING BACK HERE FOR MORE NEWZ ABOUT IT. ALRIGHT YALL, TILL NEXT TIME, THIS IS BIG BLAZE, AIN’T IN IT FOR THE FAME, JUST HERE TO PUT YOU UP ON GAME. PEACE N’ CRISCO GREASE!!!
03-07-2003
www.Twiztid.com
THE GREEN BOOK IS OUT!
IT’S FINALLY HERE YALL, AND WELL WORTH THE WAIT, I LOVE IT MORE THAN I THOUGHT I POSSIBLY COULD, IT’S AMAZING! MONOXIDE & MADROX, OR SHOULD I SAY PAUL, & JAMIE - YALL SCHOOLED THIS ONE 4 TREAL! IF YOU YOURSELF HAVE NOT GOTTEN YOUR COPY OF THE GREEN BOOK YET, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? THE ALBUM IS THE BOMB!! SPECIAL PACKAGING, WITH STORIES ABOUT THE TRACKS ON THE GREEN BOOK AS WELL AS SECRETS, AND FLAVOR TO OTHER TWIZTID SONGS LEADING UP TO THIS RELEASE. THE BOYZ HAVE OUT DONE THEMSELVES THIS TIME. DO NOT SLEEP ON THE GREEN BOOK, FOR IT IS A MASTERPIECE!!
TWIZTID.COM GET’S FLASHED
WELL, IN CASE YOU HAVEN’T NOTICED, OUR HOMIE SPYDER HAS BEEN PIMP SLAPPING THE WEB, AND WENT AND MADE A DEVISTATING NEW FLASH SITE FOR THE ERA OF THE GREEN BOOK. MUCH PROPS TO HIM ON THAT! WHEN USING THE NEW FLASH SITE, THE USER CAN PICK FROM FOUR DIFFERENT LAYOUTS COMPLETE WITH MUSIC AND EVERYTHING, AND FROM WHAT I’M TOLD, THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING! SO SAVOR THE FLAVOR FOR NOW UNTIL IT GETS SWEETER.
IN-STORE RECAP
1200 FAMILY MEMBERS PACKED THE PARKING LOTS, ALLEY WAYS, AND STREET SIDE WALKS OVER THE PAST 2 DAYS TO CELEBRATE THE RELEASE OF THE GREEN BOOK WITH TWIZTID. ALTHOUGH THE ALBUM WAS RELEASED YESTERDAY JULY 1ST, 2003 TWIZTID STARTED THE CELEBRATION THE NIGHT BEFORE WITH AN IN-STORE @ ROCK OF AGES WITH ALMOST 5 HOURS OF NON-STOP GRAPHIN’ & TWIZTID DIDN’T STOP THERE EITHER BECAUSE THE FOLLOWING DAY THEY HIT UP HOT-HITS FOR ANOTHER 7 & ½ HOURS TO TAG AND KICK IT WITH THE FAM! HOLY SHIT, THAT’S ALMOST 13 STRAIGHT HOURS OF NON-STOP SIGNING – TALK ABOUT CARPEL TUNNEL SYNDROME – NEEDLESS TO SAY, EVERYONE, I MEAN EVERYONE GOT TO GET THEIR SHIT SIGNED. TWIZTID NEVER CAPPED THE LINE, AND DIDN’T EVEN STOP FOR AS MUCH AS A PISS BREAK (TWIZTID YALL ARE THE SHIT 4 THAT) & MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL, THEY MADE IT A POINT TO STAY TO THE VERY LAST PERSON, BOTH NIGHTS. IMPRESSIVE TO SAY THE LEAST, AND THE IN-STORE BOOTH WAS HELLA FRESH AS WELL, WITH A MONSTER MOUTH ENTRANCE COMPLETE WITH A 4 FOOT TONGUE – (BETCHA THE KILLETTES LIKED THAT SHIT) & I’LL HAVE SOME PICTURES REAL SOON OF ALL THAT FLAVOR.
PROBLEMS WITH THE HOT-LINE
AS EFFECTIVE OF YESTERDAY, THE TWIZTID SERIAL KILLIN HOT-LINE IS EXPERIENCING SOME PROBLEMS DUE TO THE HOT-LINE PROVIDER, I’M NOT SURE IF IT’S AP&T OR AMERITANK OR WHATEVER, BUT THAT SHIT AIN’T WORKING. WILL THE OLD TWIZTID SERIAL KILLIN HOT-LINE RESURFACE? OR CAN WE LOOK FORWARD TO THE GREEN LINE??? ONLY TIME WILL TELL, AND WHEN IT IS ANNOUNCED TO ME I’LL LET YALL KNOW SO WE CAN ALL CONTINUE TO CALL, OR PASS AROUND THE NEW HOT-LINE # YA HEARD!
IN HONOR OF THE GREEN BOOK
OUR HOMIES OVER @ CANADIANJUGGALO.COM HAVE REVAMPED THEIR SITE TO HONOR THE ERA OF THE GREEN BOOK. IF YOU AIN’T CHECKED IT OUT YET, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GO THERE NOW, IT’S TIGHT LIKE JAY-LO’S PANTS!!
BEFORE I BOUNCE..
I JUST WANNA SAY HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO ALL OF YALL, AND BE SAFE, DON’T END UP WITH NO BOTTLE ROCKETS IN YA ASS, AND STAY TUNED RIGHT HERE TO TWIZTID.COM FOR MORE FLAVOR!
IM IN
YALL PEACE!
SCREW-BALL
A Word From monoxide
A ninja on the forum, Stretchnuts , he said that this is on on www.twiztid.com:
"Every guest we have to every producer used on this record really went out of their way to give us the best they had to offer and we love em' for that. Well, I can't say everyone because punk ass Bushwigs Bill laid a verse on our shit that he said on someone else's shit and for that, he will get the beatdown of his little ass life. See, his crackhead ass wanted $3000 dollars to do the shit and then he just spit some shit that he already said. FUCK YOU! It ain't about the money, but it's principalities in this shit so we'll get his ass at the Gathering since he's gonna be there. Seeing how he ain't no taller than a 3 year old boy, me and Madrox figure if we beat him up, it wouldn't be fair, so we're bringin' 2½ boxes of pre-starved Detroit rats to unleash and sprinkle on his bitch ass head in hopes that they will eat away at his good eye. Fuckin' Bushwigs."
he said that its on the Highband page and that site wont work 4 me, i guess my internet is 2 slow =/...anyway, if thats true all i can say is fuck Bushwigs Bill, he cant take the time 2 write something new 4 the GB? Mother Fucker....
JuggMister
www.InsaneClownPosse.com
Anticipating the Fourth Flavor
I know you heard about it yesterday but it bears repeating. With the summer heat blasting down on everyone, you might find your flavor runnin' a little flat. If you're in need of the ultimate karma boost then you'll definately have to be here tomorrow. You think the sun is hot, this will melt you where you stand! Better place your fireworks in a safe area or they may just go off due to the extremely hot and explosive news we have for you tomorrow! Trust me... it will be sweet!
New HOI Theme!
Look! It's a Green Book theme for HOI!!! ^___^
Congratulate Chookie on an amazing job! =)
MMFCL!!!
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WaY_WeiRd
02-07-2003
www.InsaneClownPosse.com
Weekend Word
In honor of the 4th of July, we've got some news that will hit the Juggalo world with a bang! No, I can't tell you what it is right now, but you will know soon enough: this Thursday evening to be exact (July 3rd for those without a calendar handy). In the meanwhile, we're going to let the anticipation get to you. So, be sure to hit us up here at InsaneClownPosse.com this Thursday evening!
And for those who haven't already gotten it, The Green Book, the latest and greatest musical exploit from those alternative Psychopathic serial killers Twiztid, has hit stores everywhere today! If you don't have it yet, what are you waiting for?! It's nothing short of a modern masterpiece, so don't miss out on the biggest album of the month and get your copy of The Green Book NOW!!
CircusMagazine
Theres yet another vote going on on www.circusmagazine.com , they now have a vote 4 a Twiztid interview. So if you want them 2 do an interview with twiztid 4 there next issue then hit them up an vote!
And btw, read the "other" almost every post there says something bout them not beeing on the cover, hope they get them on the cover 2.
Another Vote
a magazine called Kerrang is having a vote 4 the Best International Act (Or Band), hit em up by pressing the pic then cast your vote on Insane Clown Posse, props 2 www.UKJuggalos.com, this was there idea.
MFL
JuggMister
01-07-2003
www.InsaneClownPosse.com
The Green Book Drops!
This is it: the final day before the world will be forever changed by Twiztid's latest album, The Green Book! Yes, tomorrow the wait will finally be over, and you too will hear the latest and greatest sounds from those alternative Psychopathic serial killers Twiztid, blowing it up as never before seen in this phat-ass, 20-track CD!! The Green Book is packed full of guests, from Psychopathic's own like Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Esham, and ABK, to some of rap's greatest stars, such as Tech N9ne, E-40, and Lazy-Bone. Plus it has a wig-peeling booklet, packed full of pictures and the insane words of the dynamic duo themselves. The Green Book is nothing short of a modern masterpiece, and not, under any circumstances, to be missed.
The Green Book is available right now on HatchetGear.com. Or you can pick it up in music stores everywhere beginning Tuesday, July 1st, 2003. Don't wait! Get your copy of the Green Book now!!
Phat Or Whack Updated
Phat or whack has beed updated, click HERE 2 check that out!
New Twiztid.com Layout
www.Twiztid.com has a new layout go check that out, and while your there check out Madrox corner, he says some things bout the GB but that only in the highband site...
I recieved this mail:
I would like to inform all of the website ninjas and ninjettes and everyone else
that I have cancled the wisconsinjuggalos.com address. I have come to the
conclusion that there is currently not enough traffic to the site and I do not have
enough time to put into the site to justify keeping it a Dot Com. Also I cannot
afford to keep paying the service fee anymore.
HOWEVER the site does and will continue to exist in another location. I have
relocated it to the following address: http://www.geocities.com/wisconsinjuggalos
I have taken a few sections out so that there is less to maintain. the Dot Com was
hosted by geocities and i could not do some of the things I wanted to with the site
being there so I figured it didn't make sense to keep paying for the site. With the
Gathering approaching I don't have the time or money to shop for a new host.
Thanks for visiting. Much Family Luv -BuBz
MFL
JuGGe
People pissed off about the Miss HOI contest?
Aparently some people don't like our Miss contestants, because they don't show clown love. Well people, the whole site is filled with clown love, and it is not a Miss Clown Love contest (good idea tho lol). It is a contest for lettes, and they didn't have to show extra love. We know that they have love, or they wouldn't have entered, would they? The Juggalette section on this site is filled with clown love pics, this contest was just a different thing. A contest with visitors of this site. For the lettes that hate the few pictures with boobs and asses, be assured that the Mister HOI contest will have some eyecandy for you all.
If you want to discuss the contest, and if it is good or bad, join the forum! Personally I think we would have had less contestants, and that there is enough clown love on HOI. Plus it is a Miss HOI contest, and wearing facepaint or shit like that has nothing to do with HallsOfIllusions.com. Entering the contest is showing love in my opinion...
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