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December 2002
26-12-2002
Hey, I'm back home with some newsupdates from www.insaneclownposse.com:
2002's Last Weekly Freekly!
It has been a long time since the last one but once you see this edition of Violent J’s Weekly Freekly you’ll know that it was well worth it! This is the last one for the year 2002 so stop wasting time reading my spiel; just click here to get your read on… and be prepared for an eye appointment because this one will sizzle your retinas!
Big Baller Christmas Party Review
Well, Christmas is just two days away and everyone will be getting together with family and loved ones soon... but if you are a Big Baller then you already had a chance to spend time with the Hatchet Family at this years Big Baller Christmas Party! What an unbelieveable event! It only happens once a year when all of Psychopathic Records has a chance to finally breath and chill from the hectic Psychopathic rush of the year. And has it been a devastating one! But the best part of all is that when we all get to chill and hang loose with the crew, we are also maxin and relaxin with our family. Now we have some pics and a little rundown on what went down this year at the Big Baller for those of you who could not make it... and for all of you who did to look back and reminisce. So before you start decorating that tree (if you havent already) why not take a look at this years Big Baller Christmas Party and get a little seasons greetings from us here at Psychopathic Records! Happy Hatchet Holidays, all you Juggalos and Juggalettes!
Final Weekly Words for the End of the Year
What up all?
Your favorite psychopath Violent J is taking some time out of his super-busy schedule to deliver another one of his earth-shaking Weekly Freekly reports to all the Juggalos out there to read over the holidays! Yes, it is true!! Look for these mighty words to be dropping right here on InsaneClownPosse.com on Monday, December 23rd!!
23-12-2002
Hey ya'll... well I'm at my parents house this week, and because their internet is FUCKING SLOW, little to no site and news updates will be posted. I'll be back at my own house before newyear, so expect some updates then. Sorry, but that's just the way it is!
20-12-2002
News from faygoluvers.net:
ICP/Debbie Gibson Song???: I shit you not Juggalos. Today on the Howard Stern Show, Stern called Debbie Gibson, and then was talking about how last time ICP was in the studio, they had mentioned hookin up with her to do a song. So then they called Violent J...and they talked with each other for the first time! Now is this really gonna happen? Debbie sounded genuinely interested, and J sounded just ecstatic about it! But...i'll let you be the judge. check out the MP3 from it:
Violent J and Debbie Gibson on Howard Stern MP3 (8.33 MB)
20-12-2002
www.insaneclownposse.com news:
Watch out Europe: The Hatchet is Spreading!
Psychopathic Records is proud to release that plans are in motion to open Psychopathic Records Europe, bringing all the unsuspecting citizens of Europe all the good wicked shit they can possibly handle! Spearheading this mission of conquest is Psychopathic Records hardcore and versatile warrior Matt Lethal! He is ready and able to freak it to levels never before witnessed on the continent of Europe from his secret headquarters in merry old London, England.
What does Psychopathic Europe mean to all the dedicated Juggalos of the Old World? This means that European Juggalos will have an easier time picking up all the Psychopathic CDs from all their favorite artists. This means that Juggalos in Europe can get HatchetGear with cheaper shipping fees, more availability, and faster delivery. This means that Psychopathic Street Teams will be hitting up towns, clubs, comic conventions, concerts, coffee houses, and more, spreading the word and spreading the love of the Hatchet. This means that Psychopathic Records artists will be touring Europe, throwing down the hardcore noise that you all love to hear for all the Juggalos Europe can muster together in one place. This means that Europe is about to get its proverbial wig peeled back with some wicked-wild flavor, and once you\'ve tasted the Hatchet, life is never the same again!
As if this news wasn't big enough, we are looking for new recruits to be apart of this devastation of Europe. This is the word from our European point-man Matt Lethal:
"We are taking applications for full-time positions with psychopathic Records Europe. However we are not just going to hire anyone for these positions. Here are some of the requirements that must be met. All candidates must live in or around the London, England area (any applications from non-European residents will be deleted). You must be at least 18 years of age and must be willing and able to travel to other European countries. Being bilingual helps, but is not required. You must, however, have a good knowledge of computers, as well as a lot of heart in their work. Not just anyone will be able to do the job. You must be willing to work long hours and its not going to be easy work. The job will entail a lot of promoting, which is very important and will be a crucial step in making Psychopathic Europe a success. We also will be opening a web store very similar to HatchetGear.com so a couple days a week will be working in the office shipping packages and many other tasks involved in operating a warehouse. The rest of the week will be spent promoting across the continent as well as the local area.
This job will be a lot of hard work and require a great deal of dedication so the weak need not apply. All the hard work will undeniably have its rewards: Psychopathic is by far the best company that one could work for and you will quickly realize that. Anyone who meets these requirements and feels that they could really bring something to the table for the hatchet please submit an application and it will be looked over and considered. We will be getting in contact with you in the next 2 months and the job will be explained to you in greater detail at that time."
Look for more news on Psychopathic Records Europe in the upcoming weeks. Psychopathic Europe is planned to open in early February 2003.
17-12-2002
www.faygoluvers.net news:
Acapella MP3s from the Homies Vinyl
A Juggalo emailed me only giving me his name, Chad, and wanted to hook all of you ninjas up with some fresh MP3's that you have probably never heard. Now a lot of you are probably like me, bought the Homies vinyl, and don't have a record player to spin it on. Well Chad has made it to where all you Juggalos and Juggalettes...as long as you have sound cards on your commodores...can listen to the Acapella versions of "Homies" and "Maybe" (better known as "Aint Yo Bidness"). So check 'em out:
ICP: "Maybe" Acapella MP3 (1.5 MB)
ICP: "Homies" Acapella MP3 (1.93 MB)
www.insaneclownposse.com news:
Hunting Season
It is the Hunting Season... for V Sinizter. As you may have recalled, the winner of the MC Contest at the Gathering of the Juggalos 2002 in Peoria, Illinois received a devastating Online Record Deal and would become Psychopathic Record’s newest artist. Well, after the hustle and the bustle of the beginning of the Era of the Sixth and Final Jokers, it is time for the release of V Sinizter’s new album: Hunting Season!
As well as busting out the tracks on his album, V Sinizter has been working behind the scenes. If you were down in the Florida area and made it to the CD Release Party featuring guest MC Jumpsteady you would have been in for an added treat. V Sinizter was in the hiz-ouse, laying out the songs for all those in attendance. Those two clubs in Florida never knew what hit them because his entire set was nothing short of devastating!
January 14th is the date to mark on your calendar. The first month of the new year begins the Hunting Season and you will be able to join in the hunt! Hunting Season is a HatchetGear.com exclusive release; you won’t be able to find this album anywhere but the Psychopathic Records Official Online Store! For all those that witnessed the devastating performance at the MC Contest at the Gathering of the Juggalos 2002, for all of you that had your wigs flipped at the Wraith CD Release Parties in Florida, for all of those craving to hear what V Sinizter has in store for all of you… get your copy of Hunting Season as soon as possible!
For a peek at what the new album looks like and for a bio of V Sinizter, just click here!
13-12-2002
www.insaneclownposse.com news:
Cancellation Notice
Due to circumstances beyond our control, the After Party at the High Five on December 13th has been cancelled. We apologize for the whackness of this situation but it was unavoidable. Rest assured that the Diamonds Raining Event for that day will still be in effect and will definitely be 100% devastating!
12-12-2002
Twiztid, ICP and ABK interviews are added to Halls Of Illusions! If you have more interviews not posted on this site, please sent them to me!
www.insaneclownposse.com news:
Need More Presents for Christmas?
Looking for that special present for that totally down Juggalo or Juggalette? Well, we have the item that will clearly blow their minds this holiday season! I’m talking about the first ever limited edition picture disc released by the Insane Clown Posse! This 12” album is not your standard vinyl black; instead it has some wicked pics of Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope! This album features the devastating songs from the Wraith Shangri-La: Hell’s Forcast and Murder Rap! But if you want to get the ultimate of ultimate presents for that special Juggalo or Juggalette, you better get over to HatchetGear.com now! There are only 1000 copies of this phat ass freshness and you can guarantee that these picture discs will disappear quicker than you can lift a hatchet!
11-12-2002
Have you heard the Faygo song on The Wraith? After 'Cotton Candy & Popsicles'? Ofcourse you have! That song is downloadable in our Downloads Section.
10-12-2002
www.insaneclownposse.com news:
The Shangri-La Tour
Yes, the long awaited tour for the Sixth and Final Jokers Card has been officially announced! You’ve had your opportunity to catch the flavor of the new Era on the Diamonds Raining Pre-Tour, now get ready for the full on freshness! This is the final Jokers Card, Juggalos and Juggalettes, so you don’t want to miss out on this action! We have for you, in the Tours section of our site, a listing of the venues that the Insane Clown Posse will utterly devastate! Keep your attention focused on this page for any updates on this totally wig flipping event! If you want to bypass the Tour page and get right to the meat of it, just click here!
Don’t see your city on the list? Well, don’t get your panties in a knot! This is the preliminary listing of the venues. It is raining diamonds everywhere, and that is exactly where this tour is going… everywhere! Expect to see more venues for America, for Europe, for Australia… you get the idea! So definitely keep your peepers peeled because you won’t want to miss a single update!
10-12-2002
Halls Of Illusions offline
As you may have noticed, this site was offline yesterday. The DNS server which forwards domain names to IP addresses had some hardware problems. 1000's of sites ware offline because of this, but now everything seems to be allright again.
New ICP interview
www.bigbrothermagazine.com has posted a new ICP interview, click here to read it. The interviewer is a faggot, and the interview is just to prove they are suckers (yeah right bitch boy interviewer), but it's still funny to read how J fucks with the guy.
08-12-2002
www.insaneclownposse.com news:
Big Baller Christmas Party tickets on sale TONIGHT!
Yes Juggalos, it is once again time for Psychopathic Record's annual Big Baller Christmas Party! For those of you not familiar with the Big Baller, this is one of Psychopathic's newest and most celebrated events. It is one big Christmas party with everyone at Psychopathic Records and a few hundred hardcore Juggalos, chillin' hard and enjoying the holiday cheer! The event is an all-ages celebration, with every attendees getting all they can handle in free pop and juice, plus free beer for anyone over 21. And as if all this is not enough, everyone also gets a free present as well, compliments of Psychopathic Records! This is THE quintessential event for any Big Baller out there, and the beauty of it is that you don't even have to be that big of a baller to get in: tickets are $25!! (plus a $2 service charge) Free drinks, free present, good times, and chillin' with the entire crew of Psychopathic Records, ballin' straight out of control!!
This year's Big Baller Christmas Party will be held at The Shelter underneath St. Andrews Hall in downtown Detroit on Saturday, December 21st, 2002. Doors are at 8 PM. Tickets go on sale this Friday, December 6th at 8:00 PM through TicketWeb.com. You will be receiving your ticket in the mail (not email) from TicketWeb that becomes your entry to this uber-hype event. Once again, the price is $25.00.
If you are even the slightest bit interested in this legendary event, I highly recommend you snag your tickets right at 8 PM this Friday, because last year tickets sold out in just under a minute! The demand for this event is ridiculous, so keep on point, spread the word, and be ready to get your ticket before they are all gone!!
And remember, this is a Psychopathic Christmas party -- anything AND everything CAN and probably WILL happen at this 100% wild-ass event!!!
Limit four tickets per order.
Acid Rain Falling
Just a quick reminder for those who did not know, Esham’s phat new album Acid Rain will be hitting the stores on December 10th. That is this Tuesday! The Grandfather of the Wicked Shit has laid down many fresh tracks in the past and now that he is a full-fledged member of the Psychopathic Family, he has busted out a whole new set of devastation to set your ears on fire! And all that flavor is on his newest release!
Don’t have a ride to the record store? Hell, you don’t even have to leave your seat to get a hold of Acid Rain. You can head straight on over to HatchetGear.com and order it there (as well as any other bit of Hatchet Gear you've been looking to pick up). So get yourself a copy of Esham's latest flavor!
For those of you who have not heard of Esham… or better yet, those who have heard of Esham, head straight over to EshamTheBoogieman.com and get ready to have your mind blown away by a phat track, fresh off the new album Acid Rain! When you get your earful of the sound, we guarantee you that it will flip your wig!
The Diamonds Raining Tour has begun!
Thanks to our crack squad of elite ninjas, we've gotten some dope-ass photos from last night's Diamonds Raining small-venue pre-tour stop in the heavenly city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania! Check that flavor out right here!
06-12-2002
One very fresh Juggalo website juggalonetworks.com closed today. They lost their account because they hosted adult content and mp3's. Too bad, they even made it Sight of the Week here on Halls Of Illusions.
www.MortonsList.com news:
05DEC02 - Happiest Wishes to you and your mamma
Mad flavor for the holiday season! What specific sort of flavor, you ask? It's the mad flavor you get when friends and relatives are in town and they are like "What should we do?" The mad flavor, then, is that you can play Morton's List with them. People fresh in from out of town are perfect for a random Quest, as they might not know the area, and might be skeptical of suggestions for activities they don't know about. Just commit to play the game, roll the dice, and you and your group are off to experience the type of flavor that you just can't plan.
And if you don't yet have the game, it would be very un-American of you not to help stimulate this country's sagging economy with a purchase of Morton's List (MortonsList.com does not endorse un-American or anti-un-American behavior of any sort). But for real, how many people have to tell you that it's dope before you are ready to end your boredom forever?
And there's a few surprises to be found on the online store, too. Just in time for the X-Mas Mad Rush, we've got 360 Degrees of the Inner Circle, the Morton's List supplement up! That's right. Previously, only those who attended the Gathering of the Juggalos or pulled mad wild tactics could get a hold of this limited pressing ultra-high level flavor. But now, while supplies last, it's online, and ripe for the holiday picking. Not to mention Hockey Jerseys, Ninja suits, Dice sets (with velveteen pouch), hooded sweatshirts, T-shirts, knit hats, and Vinyl Stickers. That's right, it's all online and moving fast, so check out HatchetGear.com before, like Santa's ass up the chimney, it disappears.
Update: based on information provided by our increasingly powerful allies at ForbiddenRealms.org:
If you live in or anywhere near Columbus, Ohio, you need to erase whatever wackness might currently be pencilled in on Friday, January 17th, 2003, and write in something fresher. That's correct, young padawan: The ForbiddenRealms Morton's List Gathering has a final date and location. You need to be there, for trilla. The event is mad hype, and you can read slightly more at ForbiddenRealms.org.
For those with Internet access without the premium "click link" feature, here are highlights from the forthcoming freshtivities:
Admission will be 2 canned good. Canned goods will be donated to hungry people without cans or food.
There will be a section of a room marked off with a black sheet, with only a few people allowed inside. The details of this "Crow's Nest" are a mystery, but the clever can follow the clues.
The 30 luckiest ninjas who freak it the hardest will be invited to one super-fresh-ass last game of Morton's List. Food and Beverage MAY be supplied to people at the after party, but that's purely speculation at this point.
Doors will open at 5 PM.
What more do you want, damn.
05-12-2002
www.insaneclownposse.com news:
You tell us!
It may still be 8 months away, but even now preparations are in the works for this year's Gathering of the Juggalos! We've got a lot of amazing things in the works which we'll be revealing as we get closer to the main event, but for now we want your help on answering a quick and simple -- yet very critcal -- question for us. One of the biggest parts of the Gathering is the dynamite concerts that happen every night at the Gathering. In the past, all the artist at Psychopathic Records have a set, and we've invited guest artists such as Mack 10, Vanilla Ice, Primer 55, Crazy Bone and others to come and perform for the Juggalos as well. Now the debate that we would like you, the Juggalos, to put to rest for us is whether we should continue to have guest artists along with Psychopathic artists performing at the Gathering, or whether we should only have Psychopathic artists perform at the Gathering and have longer performances for each. So, think it over, and hit up this survey and let us know what we should do!
Click here for more...
04-12-2002
www.insaneclownposse.com news:
4th Annual Big Ballers Christmas Party!
Yes Juggalos, it is once again time for Psychopathic Record's annual Big Baller Christmas Party! For those of you not familiar with the Big Baller, this is one of Psychopathic's newest and most celebrated events. It is one big Christmas party with everyone at Psychopathic Records and a few hundred hardcore Juggalos, chillin' hard and enjoying the holiday cheer! The event is an all-ages celebration, with every attendees getting all they can handle in free pop and juice, plus free beer for anyone over 21. And as if all this is not enough, everyone also gets a free present as well, compliments of Psychopathic Records! This is THE quintessential event for any Big Baller out there, and the beauty of it is that you don't even have to be that big of a baller to get in: tickets are $25!! (plus a $2 service charge) Free drinks, free present, good times, and chillin' with the entire crew of Psychopathic Records, ballin' straight out of control!!
This year's Big Baller Christmas Party will be held at The Shelter underneath St. Andrews Hall in downtown Detroit on Saturday, December 21st, 2002. Doors are at 8 PM. Tickets go on sale this Friday, December 6th at 8:00 PM through TicketWeb.com. You will be receiving your ticket in the mail (not email) from TicketWeb that becomes your entry to this uber-hype event. Once again, the price is $25.00.
If you are even the slightest bit interested in this legendary event, I highly recommend you snag your tickets right at 8 PM this Friday, because last year tickets sold out in just under a minute! The demand for this event is ridiculous, so keep on point, spread the word, and be ready to get your ticket before they are all gone!!
And remember, this is a Psychopathic Christmas party -- anything AND everything CAN and probably WILL happen at this 100% wild-ass event!!!
Click here for more...
Three Special Events!
There is a trio of treats in store for the start of December and being the holiday season and all we want you to have the opportunity to experience some extra flavor. As you all know, the Diamonds Raining Tour is just around the corner and everyone is geared up for this pre-tour of the Sixth and Final Jokers Card. You want to get as much Insane Clown Posse flavor as possible. Well check it out:
The first item on the list is a special online spotlight on the wicked clowns by Much Music. During the Devils Night segment of Hallowicked 2002, they had a crew down in Royal Oak to peep the mad freshness of the evening. They will have all that devastation on their New Music site this Monday, December 9th at 9:00 p.m. EST. They will be airing the wickedness again at 1:00 a.m. and 8:30 a.m. the next day plus a repeat airing on the 16th at 10:30 a.m. There is plenty of time and plenty of showings of this media event to get to a computer and peep the phat freshness so don’t miss it!
The other two special events are a duo of after parties during the Diamonds Raining Tour. When the show is over at two of the stops on the tour, the Insane Clown Posse and their crew will be getting their party on at the local bar. And we want to invite as many juggalos and juggalettes that can get inside to join in the fun. (Note: No cameras are allowed at either after party)
The first after party will be on December 5th and will be going down at The Warehouse in Pittsburgh PA. Located at 2835 Smallman Street, admission is $5… $10 at the bar to drink all night. It is an 18 or older event that will be starting approximately at 10:30 p.m. so if your down, best be there. Want to find out more about The Warehouse? Check out their site.
The second after party is on the 15th of December and is happening at the High Five at 1227 North High Street, Columbus OH. Admission is $5 for those ninjas who are 21 or older and $7 for those 18 to 20. Get your party on by getting to the High Five at 11 p.m. and come celebrate the Era of the Sixth! You can check out High Five’s flavor at their site.
A lot of flavor is going down with the coming of the Diamonds Raining Tour. Don’t miss your opportunity to experience all the benefits!
ICP on the Cover of Murder Dog
Yes, as you might have guessed by the headlines, the Insane Clown Posse has once again made the cover of Murder Dog magazine! We are talking about the ultimate freshness right here... and that's just the cover, check it out and get blown away! Now if you think that piece of devastation is wig flippin, then you'll just have to read all that goes down inside that mag. We are talking about a thick, in-depth interview with Violent J himself. He's breaking down all the fresh flavor about the wicked clowns and the Sixth and Final Jokers Card the Wraith! If you want to get the entire skinny then you had better pick yourself up a copy while they last!
03-12-2002
Rasze from thesixth.com posted the 'Raszes Yearly Juggalo Awards'. Basicly, this is where he gives sites and people 'awards'. According to him, faygoluvers.net is the best site overall. I have to agree. Too bad Halls Of Illusions isn't mentioned once :(
Other news: I've made two new Halloween wallpapers. Yeah it's kinda late for that, but I just felt like doing that, okay  You can find them in the Wallpapers section.
 
02-12-2002
Poll results:
Insane Clown Posse is the winner from our previous poll 'Who is the best Psychopathic artist' with 58% of the votes. Second is Twiztid with still a very good 28.2%
New poll for this week: ICP made two free songs on Thanksgiving Day: Bloody Bitch and My Shine. Which one do you like better? If you never heard 'em, download them in the Downloads section!
And I want to say again that Halls Of Illusions has it's own forum at forum.hallsofillusions.com. It's open for a week now, and only 17 Juggalos signed up. Come on Juggalos and Juggalettes, get your ass in the forum and join the discussions about The Wraith, ICP as Christians, Big Money Hustlas and much more!
01-12-2002
Finally I'm back with some mad flava for ya'll!
www.forbiddenrealms.org and www.ninjalos.com posted an PHAT interview with Violent J. It is downloadable from the Downloads section, but you can also click these two links:
Interview w/ Violent J - Part 1 MP3 (12.7 MB)
Interview w/ Violent J - Part 2 MP3 (23.5 MB)
For all of you with slow modems, the Juggalo's over at thesixth.com have the typed version.
And then some sad news... The Strangla from our affiliate thacarnival.com was involved in a horrible car accident. More news about his condition can be found on thacarnival.com. If you want to mail him, hit him up at [email protected].
And now back with more happier news! JJ asked me in the guestbook if I could organise a Gathering over here in The Netherlands. For all of you who live under a rock, that is a country in Europe, close to England and next to Germany. My question to you all is: are there any Juggalos who would like to come? Are you from The Netherlands, England, Belgium, Germany or Sweden or whatever, and can spend some money to get your ass over here and have a good time with fellow Juggalos and Juggalettes? I can't give you any information at this point about the location or date, first I need know if any of you are interested!
So, mail me with thy quickness: [email protected]!
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