March 2003
30-03-2003
Im back yall! so its time 4 some updates now...heres some www.insaneclownposse.com and some other news...i almost forgot! i just have 2 say tnx 2 all the ninjas and ninjettes that wished me a happy b-day! Tnx yall! i love you all!
MCL
JuggMister
GotJ Campsites sold out!
Sorry, ninja. You were too slow. All of the campsites for the Gathering of the Juggalos 2K3 have sold out. Never fear, though. There are still plenty of tickets available, and several sleeping options open to you:
A: You can get a hotel room
B: You can sleep in your car, restriction free
C: You can sleep in Shantytown (open field sleeping)
So you should still grab a ticket and come join us for the most memorable Gathering ever.
www.insaneclownposse.com News:
Gathering Weekend Update
Due to the absolutely overwhelming rush to get Gathering of the Juggalo 2003 Tickets has taxed the system to its max! We have noticed that some of you out there may not be able to access HatchetGear.com. If this is the case for you ninja, then try this alternative link. We want to make sure all of you Juggalos and Juggalettes out there have an opportunity to get your tickets... because they are disappearing fast! So click on that link and get your tickets now!
GotJ Weekend News
Alright, the time has come. The mad rush has begun. Scores upon scores of ninjas and ninjettes are currently in the process of laying there money down. What might that be? Come on! Unless you've been sitting on your head for the last week or so you would know that the Gathering of the Juggalos 2003 event is in effect! That's correct, tickets and campsites are now up and online for sale. What more is there to say? Four Days. Four Nights. Juggalos. Juggalettes. The entire Hatchet Family. All the wig flippin' flavor you've come to expect... and more! Don't miss out. The time for waiting is over! Hell, already the site is getting swamped to the point where she's stressin' to the breaking point... but we're givin' her all she's got! This can mean only one thing... tickets and campsites are going fast! So what are you waiting for? If you haven't gotten your tickets yet, grip over to HatchetGear.com with the quickness and get your order in today!
GotJ Headline News
Here's a Gathering of the Juggalos 2003 update that all you Juggalos and Juggalettes out there will want to know. As all of you know, www.JuggaloGathering.com has all of your GotJ information to date so if you haven't hit that shit up yet, hit it up now! For those of you in the know (and those reading this right now), Gathering Tickets go on sale this Friday! I know a lot of you ninjas and ninjettes out there will be placing there orders in as soon as they can. There is however one small change to this fast paced friday... the green light for ticket sales has been pushed back from 1 pm to 6 pm EST. That bares repeating: Gathering Tickets will go on sale at 6 pm EST this Friday, the 28th of March. This way a greater majority of you Juggalos and Juggalettes will be out of school or off work or whatever with time available to get their orders in. So, when the clock strikes H-Hour I know for a fact what the Hatchet Family will be doing... don't daddle when it comes to getting your Gathering of the Juggalos 2003 tickets!
28-03-2003
My Birthday!
2day its my birthday! im turning 18! yey! no i can buy low alcoholic beer and go 2 pubs! anyway, i wont update any news 2day..i got 2 much 2 do, i will prolly not update 2morrow either...sorry bout this but its my birthday! you gotta have some understanding...if you wanna give me a "Happy Birthday!" or anything like that, mail me at [email protected]. Thats all...no news update now =(
MCL
JuggMister
Poll update
Finally I've updated the poll! If you have some good ideas for a next poll, please mail [email protected]. And juggalettes, please consider becomming the next news ninjette! The info is on the top of the homepage!
MCL
Chookie
27-03-2003
go 2 http://www.generationsbeyond.com/icp and check out the Mad Professor music video if you havent seen it already!
Rude Boy Interview
www.desertjuggalos.com made a interview with Rude Boy, Go check it out!
www.InsaneClownPosse.com
Tonight's venue has changed!
Get the word out there, Juggalos!
Because of a last-minute super-fuck-up, we had to make a change of venue for the Orlando, Florida venue for tonight's Shangri-La Tour stop. Yes, I said TONIGHT'S venue has been changed -- that's why I need you to get the word out there and make sure everyone who was going to the show knows about the change. The Orlando show is now at The Club, located at 578 N. Orange Ave in Orlando, Florida. Tickets from the previous venue, 8 Seconds from the Edge, will be honored at the door. Additionally, tickets are still on sale online through Ticketmaster.com. Doors are at 7 PM.
So, now you know, so get out there and tell anyone you know who might be going to the show! GO NOW!!! GO!!!!!!
Sorry about the hassle with this venue change. This came as a surprise to us too.
Shaggy Show Part 2
A week has past. Plenty of time for all of you out there to get a chance to view the first installment of the Shaggy Show footage of the Shangri-La Tour! As mentioned last week, this special edition of the Shaggy Show is taken on location during tour with some of the devastation you've been dying to see! We now bring to you part two of a trilogy of Shaggy Shows! This bit of freaky phat flavor is a 40 megabyte mpeg that will surely flip your nugget! So dim the lights, grab that 2 liter of Faygo and enjoy the footage. Once again, everybody has been anticipating this crazed out camera action so it may take a bit to peep the insanity!
GotJ Headline News
Here's a Gathering of the Juggalos 2003 update that all you Juggalos and Juggalettes out there will want to know. As all of you know, www.JuggaloGathering.com has all of your GotJ information to date so if you haven't hit that shit up yet, hit it up now! For those of you in the know (and those reading this right now), Gathering Tickets go on sale this Friday! I know a lot of you ninjas and ninjettes out there will be placing there orders in as soon as they can. There is however one small change to this fast paced friday... the green light for ticket sales has been pushed back from 1 pm to 6 pm EST. That bares repeating: Gathering Tickets will go on sale at 6 pm EST this Friday, the 28th of March. This way a greater majority of you Juggalos and Juggalettes will be out of school or off work or whatever with time available to get their orders in. So, when the clock strikes H-Hour I know for a fact what the Hatchet Family will be doing... don't daddle when it comes to getting your Gathering of the Juggalos 2003 tickets!
www.hatchetgear.com
New Stuff!
 
25-03-2003
Phat or Whack Updated!
Phat or Whack (hit the link)
23-03-2003
I found a "new" Twiztid interview 2day, i dont know when the interview was made, i couldent find a date. anyway, check it out!
Blistering.com & Twiztid
JuggMister
www.Twiztid.com News:
Here is another wig flipping update for all you Serial Killin Juggalos.....
As we all speculate on what the Green Book will hold, I have decided that I will clue everyone in to a chapter of the book. That chapter is called “Serial Killaz,” within the chapter you will learn of the bond between a killa and his family of weapons and willing foes. Serial Killaz features that psycho we all know as Tech N9ne. Yes, its true Twiztid and Tech N9ne have teamed up for a song on the upcoming Green Book. The Green Book holds a lot of mystery, but one things for sure, that Juggalos definitely help write parts of the Green Book, we have seen the petitions on-line to get Tech N9ne to the Gathering, so we took your wants and included them on a page in the book. With the Month of Mayhem tour only 5 weeks away, I can tell you this tour is gonna be filled with true mayhem. This tour might be the last time you see life the way it is now. Thing’s will change after the Green Book is opened. Expect to see Monoxide and Jamie Madrox, bring the family together across the country like never before. Month of Mayhem kicks off on May 2nd in Toledo, Ohio. The first show will see Twiztid, join the Shangri-La tour alongside: Insane Clown Posse, ABK, and Two Live Crew for a supershow. From there on, it’s time for the mayhem across the U.S. until June 8th.
Now, onto the Canadian Juggalos!
Twiztid is looking into a 2-week tour of Canada for the beginning of August, nothing is set in stone but it looks like you’ll be able to see Twiztid live real soon.
Finally, I have been getting an overwhelming amount of emails for the Green Book street team. After much thought into what makes a good street team, we’ve decided that any applicant must submit the following:
A videotape of a new way to promote Twiztid’s Green Book.
A copy of your Driver License.
Two and a half Newport’s for Monoxide to smoke while he watches your video.
Proof that you ain’t a Jenny from the block.
**all applicants must be at least 18 years old, with a valid drivers license, and not been on a prior Psychopathic Street Team, as we must give everyone a chance. Make sure to include:
Your phone number, e-mail, or any way to get at you.
If you can do this stuff, send your flava to:
I ain’t gonna crash the van!
P.O. Box 332
Royal Oak, Mi 48068-0332
23-03-2003
Sorry that i havent posted in a while ive been busy, but im back now so enjoy!
JuggMister
www.insaneclownposse.com News:
Clarifications
As all of you out there might know already... information about this years ultimate annual event, the Gathering of the Juggalos, has already been posted over at JuggaloGathering.com! Well, there has been some confusion as to where (and which!) Shangri-La Park it is. Apparently there is another site in the area that Juggalos and Juggalettes were mistaking as the location of the Gathering of the Juggalos site. Well, I'm coming at you with a solution that should clear up everything. Nothing else has been changed except the name of the location... which is now the Dark Carnival Grounds. Again this is to help cancel any of the confusion that was had in finding the location of the Gathering this year. For more of a break down on what's up with the gathering, just hit that link to the site above.
Toxic Acid Rain
We're coming at you with yet another reminder... don't wait too long to get your tickets for the Acid Rain Tour! For those of you who may be out of the loop, Esham the Boogie Man and Zug Izland, the toxic terrorists, are hitting up some key hotspots in April before Esham teams up with Blaze to link up on the Take Me Home 2003 Tour with Bone Thugs n' Harmony, Mo Thugs Family and Mr. Serv-on... and you don't want to be left out of this one! Tickets are quickly disappearing and who can blame that! With the tour sticking so close to the home front, you never know what surprises lie in wait. Hell, the first show on the list, Harpos, has a guest cameo spotlight appearance by the one and only Jumpsteady... and that's just the first show! It is going to be a torrent tornado of terror as the Godfather of the Wicket Shit hits the stage to blast all of you Juggalos and Juggalettes in attendance with a downpour from his new CD, Acid Rain! Each venue will be laid to waste by an everlasting earthquack of energy when Zug Izland devastates ultimately with the powerful sounds of Cracked Tiles! There is going to be a lot of swag on this tour... new merch that is just now rushing forth from Hatchet Gear! Don't wait too long! Stop on over to EshamTheBoogieMan.com and ZugIzland.com for some info on this fresh tour! Get your tickets now from www.ticketmaster.com before they are all gone! You won't want to miss this devastating flavor!
www.eshamtheboogieman.com News:
Take Me Home 2003 Tour!
Esham is on a non-stop rampage of rhythm, and he won't be alone! Esham is keeping on the road, joining up with his dead homie Blaze, on the Take Me Home Tour! This tour features headliners Bone Thugs 'n' Harmony and also features Mo Thugs Family and Mr. Serv-on! This is all going down starting on April 22nd so don't miss your opportunity to witness this ultra-intense packet of phatness! Confirmed dates for the tour follow, keep your eyes open for any updates!
Check http://www.eshamtheboogieman.com/ for tour dates
www.Twiztid.com News:
ATTENTION ALL JUGGALOS, I GOT SOME BOMB ASS NEWS FOR YOU ALL. FIRST OFF, TWIZTID’S ROCK THA DEAD WILL BE FEATURED IN KRANKED 5-IN CONCERT. THIS IS SORT OF AN X GAMES TYPE VIDEO, WITH BMX RIDERS AND SKATEBOARDING. THE VIDEO WILL BE RELEASED SOME TIME IN APRIL 2003, AND WILL BE AVAILABLE ALMOST EVERYWHERE.
THE NEXT BIT OF BUSINESS IS ALL THE SPECULATION GOING AROUND ABOUT WHO WILL BE ON THE GREEN BOOK. AT THIS POINT ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS THAT IN FACT, THE GREEN BOOK IS FULL OF STARS. WHO THESE STARS ARE WILL BE REVEALED AS THE WEEKS GO BY LEADING UP TO THE GREEN BOOK RELEASE DATE. FUCK, I’LL LET YOU DIE-HARD ASS TWIZTID SERIAL KILLIN' JUGGALOS KNOW ONE THING, THE SONG HYDRO FEATURES ONE OF THOSE NOTORIOUS THUGS FROM CLEVELAND, OHIO.
LASTLY, DID YOU GET LOOKED OVER FOR THE BIZZAR/BIZAAR STREET TEAM, HOW ABOUT FOR THE WRAITH STREET TEAM. DO YOU WANT TO BE ON A PSYCHOPATHIC STREET TEAM MORE THAN YOU WANT TO STICK YOUR FINGER UP YOUR OWN ASS, THEN FILL OUT THE APPLICATION AND E-MAIL IT TO [email protected]. YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD AND POSSESS THE FOLLOWING ITEMS: A VALID DRIVERS LICENSE, MAP READING SKILLS AND THE DRIVE TO WORK LONG DAYS 6 TIMES A WEEK. THE STREET TEAM WILL BE LEAVING DETROIT ON MAY 24th IN A CUSTOM WRAPPED “GREEN BOOK” VAN, AND WILL RETURN AROUND THE 1st OF JULY. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE TO GET YOURSELF TO DETROIT AND BACK HOME AFTER THE TRIP. APPLICANTS SHOULD NOT FLOOD THE PSYCHOPATHIC PHONE LINES ABOUT THE STREET TEAM, THIS IS A TWIZTID WEBSITE EXCLUSIVE, SO NO ONE AT PSYCHOPATHIC WILL BE ABLE TO TELL YOU SHIT, SAVE YOUR 10-10-220 CALL FOR YOUR GREAZY HEADED GRANNY. SIMPLY FILL OUT THE APPLICATION THAT WILL BE AVAILABLE ON MARCH 24th, AND WE’LL SEE IF YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A MEMBER OF THE SERIAL KILLIN’ STREET TEAM.
PEACE OUT,
TOM DUB
www.hatchetgear.com News:
Some new stuff! Check em out Here!
19-03-2003
ICP.com News:
The Shaggy Show
You heard it straight from Violent J in his Weekly Freekly and now it is finally a reality! It has been a long time since the last one but trust me, when you peep this flavor you will know for a fact that all that waiting was well worth it. The Shangri-La Tour is like nothing you could possibly imagine; a devastatingly wig-flippin' event... and we know that you are all dying for as much freshness as possible! We aim to please. Coming to you, straight from the Shangri-La Tour is the one, the only, Shaggy Show!!! This special edition of the Shaggy Show is taken all on location during the Shangri-La tour and it is nothing short than devastating. It is so devastating that we can not show you all of the flavor in just one sitting. Hell no! This is just part one of a trilogy of Shaggy Shows! But for now we will be putting out there for your viewing pleasure the first 43 megabyte mpeg... so get yourself chilled and relaxed, kick back, and enjoy the flavor. And remember, everybody is wanting to peep this freshness so it may take a while to check out the devastation!
HOI.com News:
Chatroom removed
After the chatroom was online for almost 2 weeks now, it's been deleted. Nobody was using it, despite the demand for it (as a previous poll showed). What was wrong with it? Please mail any suggestions to [email protected].
17-03-2003
FRESSSSSHHHHHHH news!!!!
A while ago I told you all about Juggalette Queens, an online shop that sells clothing for Juggalettes. I am very proud to announce that JQ and HOI joined forces! From now on you can find our shop on hallsofillusions.com/shop.
~Chookie
check out this review of the Wraith DVD, it got pretty good grades...i think =) i dont realy know what B A and C stands 4...but atlest one of it has 2 bee good right? all i know is that F is not good cuz that stand 4 "Fucked" right?....anyway check the review out matha facka!
Review
JuggMister
ICP.com News:
Australian Venues Go On Sale!
As you probably know, those Wicked Clowns, The Insane Clown Posse, were just not content to merely tour the United States. So, for the first time ever, ICP is taking the Dark Carnival down under to Australia, riding the diamond rain to all of the Australian Juggalos! As I said, many of you know about this already, but what you might NOT know is that tickets for most of the Australian dates went on sale yesterday, and are going FAST! If you are planning on being part of this historic, soon-to-be-legendary ICP tour of Australia, you want to get your tickets NOW! Get them online right here! Don't wait! Every one of these shows is expected to be sold out, so don't be left out of the diamond rain!
(And if you don't know what venues ICP is playing in Australia, hit up the Shangri-La Tour page and find out!)
Hatchetgear.com News:
IMPORTANT CUSTOMER SERVICE INFO!!!
In our ongoing effort to make our store run smoother for everyone involved, Psychopathic Records would like to announce its brand-new toll-free customer service line. Now, whether you're calling from Michigan, California, or Japan you can contact us without running up your phone bill. The new number is:
PSYCHOPATHIC RECORDS ONLINE STORE CUSTOMER SERVICE NUMBER
1-800-397-4919
If you have any questions for the store or concerns about your order please feel free to contact us.
15-03-2003
The news about the gathering finally dropped! you gotta check em out right now!!
www.juggalogathering.com
And while your at it, check out this site 2!
www.thehorrorscene.cjb.net
JuggMister
14-03-2003
I Need Help
im thinkin about getting the Twiztid haircut! im gonna do the one that Monoxide got in the We Dont Die video, but i dont know how you do it...if you know how 2 do it, plz mail me some info [email protected]. if you got a good pic at the hair, mail that 2! any info is good...mail it all!
tnx
JuggMister
ABK News:
ABK´s offical site is up running! check it out
hatchetwarrior.com
insaneclowposse.com News:
What up?
The word around ye olde Psychopathic HQ is that Blaze's show this Friday at Harpos will have a few special guests in the house. Yes, you guessed right. The Wicked Clowns themselves, Insane Clown Posse, will be making an appearence at Blaze's show, dropping a little clown love for all of the Blaze fans out there! And as if that weren't enough, those two green-fiends Twiztid will ALSO be showing up, giving their homie Blaze support and love, dropping their own brand of chaos on the crowd! Who else might be making an appearence? The only way to find out is to be there this Friday, March 14th, at Harpos in Detroit. Here's the specifics:
Friday, March 14th, 2003
Harpos
14238 Harper
Detroit, MI 48213
Don't miss out on this chance to catch Blaze tearing it up, as well as see his Psychopathic homies ICP and Twiztid all in one spot, all on one action-packed, hardcore Juggalo night
Hatchetgear.com News:
theres a new Twiztid T-shirt
12-03-2003
Hey Chookie again with some news for ya'll:
Two Juggalettes named Kittie and SugahTits have started up a line of clothing for Juggalettes and they are selling online! It looks pretty cool to me, so if you are a juggalette check this out! http://www.geocities.com/juggalettequeens
11-03-2003
Alot of news 2day juggalos! got time 2 read em all? lets start with a note from Violent J.
If you are going to JCW Volume 3 LIVE March 16th, PLEASE DO NOT THROW ANYTHING. JCW Volume 3 should have been out after GOTJ '02 with footage from there but a lot of the footage couldn't be used 'cause Juggalos threw their soda, ice, water, ect in the ring, making it hard to wrestle and the wrestlers slipped around the ring causing a shitty performance. By throwing objects in the ring or at the wrestlers you're causing the wrestlers to get hurt before they get to the ring (a Ninja at GOTJ '02 broke his leg on the way to the ring 'cause the floor was wet from soda) and/or in the ring (Rudy hadda go to the hospital 'cause someone threw a coin and hit him in the eye. Not only does throwing things during JCW cause injuries but it makes for shitty footage (this is why JCW 3 isn't done!).
InsaneClownPosse.com News:
Sunday Bloody Sunday!
I know if you’re a hardcore Juggalo Championshit Wrestling fan then I know where you’ll be at this Sunday and that is at the Newport Music Theater! We know you’ve been looking forward to this mega-maniacal night of mayhem and we’re just giving you the heads up (in case you missed it) about this evening of insanity! And who would want to miss it; live, totally raw and in your face action… all being filmed for the upcoming JCW Volume 3! Now I know all of you out there are wondering… who will be on the card? Well, let me break down the pain for you!
JCW Volume 3 LIVE!
The
Insane Clown Posse
will be taking on the combined strength of
Kid Cock and Feminem!
For the vacant
JCW Heavyweight Title:
“Richie Boy”
Bryer Wellington
will have his hands full going against
International Juggalo Sensation
Nosawa!
The Quintessential King of Hardcore
The Rude Boy
will be in a bloody return match against the infamous
Abdullah the Butcher!
Mad Man Pondo
and
Necro Butcher
face off in a 100 Flourecsent Light Tube, 12,000 Thumbtack, Broken Glass Death Match!
The Original
Kamala
550lbs of Ugandan Terror
has his sights set on
The Giant Killa
Tom Dub
101lbs of Raw Tenacity!
Former WCW Television Champion
Lenny Lane
will be squaring off against
Columbus, Ohio’s very own
Psychopatrick!
Plus much much more, featuring wrestling superstars such as Greg “the Hammer” Valentine, Cash Flow, 2 Tuff Tony, Evil Dead… the surprises are unbelievable, as will be the action!
And don’t forget to hold onto that ticket stub! All of the JCW stars will be hangin’ at the High Five Bar and you’ll need that stub and $6 to get in! After a blood bash like this you need a place to wind down, wrestlers and fans alike! Grip on up to the High Five and get your chance to meet the wrestlers personally, take a few photos… you get the idea!
JCW Volume 3 LIVE
March 16th, 2003 at 7 PM
Newport Music Theater
Columbus, Ohio
Admission: $19 (on sale through Ticketmaster)
The High Five is about two blocks down from the event.
The Gathering of the Juggalos 2003
No, we have not forgotten. Who could forget about THE single most-important, biggest, best Juggalo event of the year?! Yes, very, very soon, the long wait for details on this year's Gathering of the Juggalos will finally be over. This Friday, March 14th, at 7 PM we will announce the flavor and details on this year's Gathering of the Juggalos. Don't even SPECULATE about it, because it is too fresh to even imagine. Yes, we've been working overtime on this one, presenting something so powerful, so unforseen, so wig-flipping that you will straight-up LOSE YOUR MIND when you finally hear what we have in store. We'd tell you about it right now, but we want to make sure you have some time to prepare yourself, mentally and physically, for the intense surprise, because even with all of this warning, YOU ARE STILL GOING TO BE SCHOOLED. Yes, it is just that damn powerful. All you need to know is that WITHOUT QUESTION you are going to love what is to come, and everyone will have the time of their lives!
So, spread the word. If you have a website, feel free to speculate wildly in your News section as to what you think the flavor of this year's Gathering will be, because we guarentee you will NEVER guess what is coming!
The only thing that we will let slip at this time is the dates of the Gathering: July 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st.
That's right: the Gathering has been extended to FOUR days of non-stop flavor, dropping on your ass like hemorrhoid cream! SO, be back here at InsaneClownPosse.com THIS FRIDAY at 7 PM, and be 100% prepared to get 150% schooled!!
Blaze is in the house!
You ought to know that your favorite dead homie and mine Blaze will be making a few stops over the next couple of days, throwin' it down and blowing' it up for all the lovers of the dead gansta style. He's back from his tour with the Outlawz, but still wants to hit up a few more spots before returning to the Lotus Pod to finish up his upcoming album Colton Grundy The Undying. SOOOOO, without further ado, here's the few hot spots you can still catch the dead homie:
3.14.2003
Harpos
14238 Harper
Detroit, MI 48213
3.15.2003
Agora Theater
5000 Euclid Ave
Cleveland, OH 44103
3.18.2003
Newport Music Hall
1722 North High Street
Columbus, OH
3.19.2003
Crowbar
936 East College Ave
State College, PA 16801
Don't miss this chance to catch Blaze perform! Without question, make it to these shows if you can!
You Gonna Be There?!
Just another reminder for all you Detroit Juggalos and Juggalettes or those of you in the Motor City area, tonight is when it all goes down at the Freer Bar. That’s right, it’s Juggalo Night! We broke down all the flavor for you in an earlier article; about all the freshness in the hizouse… and we mentioned we were going to be having some special guests. Well, we can’t keep just leave ya totally in the dark so we thought we’d get you a lil’ sneak peek at what you might be missing. I’m talkin’ about a taste of Legendary Miami Hip Hop heat adding a few flames of their own to the Freer. Exactly! Straight off the Shangri-La Tour, the Crew will be up in that bar like nobody’s bidness! Besides this ‘cat outta the bag’ there will definitely be surprises in store for all those that swing on down to hand with their Hatchet Homies tonight at the Freer Bar!
Juggalo Night at the Freer Bar
Tonight, March 10th
9 PM to 2 AM
Freer Bar is located at:
7355 Michigan Ave
Detroit, MI
Just west of Livernois
Phone: 313.842.9336
For Juggalos 21 only
Sorry, no facepaint or Faygo
100% free of cover charge
Phat or Whack!
Notice: As of 2.24.2003 we stated that voter participation had dropped dangerously low to the point were cancellation of the Phat or Whack format was almost inevitable. Voter participation greatly increased after this announcement. We will continue with the Phat or Whack format up to the 17th of March. If voter participation continues to increase, Phat or Whack will continue to be a feature here at www.InsaneClownPosse.com. If voter participation drops again we will alert you once more to the possibility of its cancellation. If you wish for the Phat or Whack section to not be discontinued, please vote.
Last Week's Winner: Hells Kitchen
Hells Kitchen's "If You Aint With The Kitchen" heated up Phat or Whack... to the point of spontaneous combustion! Once the smoke cleared, the Juggalos and Juggalettes made their feelings known with a 73% Phat to a 27% Whack.
This Week's Entry: PhantomMaggot235!
Song: Bruce
PhantomMaggot235's Bio: Howdy Happy Campers (mornin happy camers, whatever). This is The Phantom Maggot over here on chilly Cape Cod, MA. I am taking the winter off from eating the flesh of the dead, due to the cold (the dirt is too hard to crawl through). i made this song while bored. get headphones and have an attitude adjustment...you might like this one 
To find out more about PhantomMaggot235, visit their site at www.rooftop235.com.
You can download the song by PhantomMaggot235 by clicking here.
When you have listened to the song, click below to send us an email with your vote (phat or whack), along with your comments:
Hell yeah! This song is phat!!!
OR
Damn! This song is whack!!!
Be sure to put something in the subject line and/or message so we know we did not receive the email by accident. It doesnt have to be deep, so even a WHACK!!! lets us know that it is a legit vote (if it does not mention that the song is phat or whack, it will not be counted in the voting).
HatchetGear.com News:
Have you ever seen a topic called "Endangered Species" on hatchetgear?? i havent, i just found it, 2 get there you first need 2 press "shopping cart" after you pressed it go 2 the topics, there you will now see a topic called "Endangered Species" check it out...its where the items that they are running low on are put out...heres a link Endangered Species.
When you press the "Shopping Cart" you will also see a topic called History but if you press that one you just end up at the "Products" page...WTF are they doin on hatchetgear??
New Stuff
2 new Twiztid T-Shirts, there fresh as hell you gotta check em out! Theres also a "The Wraith Bandana".
Free Stuff
All orders over $100 will recieve the above AND a Dark Lotus mask!!! Press here 2 see the mask.
I saw this over at RealJuggalos.com:
"As of right now, this is PURELY SPECULATION, but a ninja by the name of mailto:[email protected] sent me the following email:
Check this out...I just got home from Colubmia Missouri where I went to see Tech N9ne...I went to the autograph signing before the show and me and my girl are wearin our Psychopathic shit and he told her nice charm and she was like "So, we gonna see you at the Gathering?" And he said "Oh, how'd you know that shit?" And he said "Yeah, in fact, I'm doing a song with Twiztid named 'Serial Killers'"...And just to let you know, Tech N9ne puts on one of the best fucking shows ever, so if you haven't seen him, I HIGHLY suggest you do anything possible to go...
Laterz...
Chad"
i hope thats true...that would be the shit!
i think thats all the news...
im out.
MCL
JuggMister
09-03-2003
RealJuggalos.com News:
Get Tech N9ne 2 The Gathering!
You may have noticed the Tech N9ne petition is gone. Technically its not gone, but it reached about 950 signatures, so we decided now is a good time to send it along to some higher ups @ Psychopathic in hopes for a responce. If you hadnt signed it yet, here's another chance.
Hatchetgear.com News:
New Stuff:
  
Check This Out!
i have no fuckin idea how i got 2 this page, i was just surfing around and i enden up on www.hatchetgear.com and they were selling faygo! WTF!? have they been selling faygo a long time? i havent seen that before! what do you press on www.hatchetgear.com 2 come 2 the place where they sell faygo? anyway, i think this is the shit! now i can finally taste some faygo!(im from sweden) the shipping is $4 a case on www.faygo.com its $16 a case! so that a hell of alot cheaper! Heres the link! Check it out!
Hatchetgear Faygo!
i just had 2 add some pix...
  
06-03-2003
hatchetgear.com News:
2 new items!
 
Item of the week:
THE FLAVA IS COMING!!! THE FLAVA IS COMING!!!
What up there, swingin' singalos?
We've got some high-tech flavor comin' your way soon. Tuesday, March 18th, to be exact. On that day we'll release the DVD-Audio version of The Wraith. This is a 5.1 Surround Sound re-mix of the album that you know and love. It features the surround sound feature, the lyrics to all the songs printed on the screen as they play, and the "Homies" video.It can play on any DVD player, including computers and PS2s. It'll be available for a low, low price so be sure to get yours while you can.
Until next time, my friends. Remember: Your mama's like a 747 - she has a huge cokpit. Peace
05-03-2003
J have taken the time 2 give us some info in a weekly freekly go check it out! now! Weekly Freekly
Chatroom online!
Halls Of Illusions listens to your requests, and so a chatroom has been build for ya'll. Click here to open it, and have some fun with the family!
i saw this pic on FLH.net and i thought it was some funny shit..its from a mag called Pc Gamer...
04-03-2003
ICP.com News:
Juggalo Night 2
Posted on 3-3-2003
by Web Crack Willy
Detroit-Area Juggalos, were you there for the ultimate flavor of Juggalo Night last week February 24th? Well if you were then you’ll know just how devastating it was down at the Freer Bar. If you missed it last week then guess what… it’s happening again! Psychopathic Records Official Juggalo Night will once again be hosted by our very own (and often very bloody) quintessential king of hardcore, The Rude Boy… and this time he’ll be hosting some special contests where the winner can walk away from some great hook ups! As with the last Juggalo Night, Juggalos will be large and in charge: jammin’ the Juggalo tunes, shootin’ stick ball with your fellow homies, peepin’ the action on Monday Night Raw… a great opportunity to chill and max out with fellow Juggalos and Juggalettes. Last time fun was definitely had by all… why miss out on another great opportunity? Plus you can always attempt to go toe to toe with the drinking king of Juggalo Night, the Rude Boy, to see who can put away the most gallons of high octane alcohol (odds are definitely in the Rude One’s corner!). At the first Juggalo Night there was some special Psychopathic appearances at Freer… those who were there know what I’m talkin’ about! The same goes for the 10th of March! It is going to be the ultimate of devastations when the doors fly open and in walks… well, you’ll have to be there yourself to find out the surprise! I’ll just say this… you’ll definitely want to be in the hizouse for this shiznit! The doors are open, free of cover charge (again, that’s free to get in, not free drinks.) So if you’re a Juggalo or Juggalette over the age of 21, and can get to the Freer Bar this up-and-coming Monday, March 10th from 9 PM to 2 AM, don’t just chill at home… swing on down and hang with the Hatchet Family and make the most of your Monday evening!
Juggalo Night at the Freer Bar
Monday, March 10th
9 PM to 2 AM
Freer Bar is located at:
7355 Michigan Ave
Detroit, MI
Just west of Livernois
Phone: 313.842.9336
For Juggalos 21 only
Sorry, no facepaint or Faygo
100% free of cover charge
Phat Or Whack Updated!
Last Week's Winner: N'Terrible
Third time definately was the charm for N'Terrible's "Crime Wayz." After continuous attempts the juggalos and juggalettes finally believe that N'Terrible's new entry is Phat by 61% to a 39% Whack.Da Lost Soulz' "Hallo-Phobia" definitely was felt by all the Juggalos and Juggalettes that took part in the voting last week. "Hallo-Phobia" is phat in there book with a 62% Phat to a 38% Whack.
This Week's Entry: Hells Kitchen!
Song: If You Aint With The Kitchen
Hells Kitchen's Bio: To find out more about Hells Kitchen, visit their site at www.thehellskitchen.com.
You can download the song by Hells Kitchen by clicking here.
When you have listened to the song, click below to send us an email with your vote (phat or whack), along with your comments:
Hell yeah! This song is phat!!!
OR
Damn! This song is whack!!!
Be sure to put something in the subject line and/or message so we know we did not receive the email by accident. It doesnt have to be deep, so even a WHACK!!! lets us know that it is a legit vote (if it does not mention that the song is phat or whack, it will not be counted in the voting).
Twiztid.com News:
WHAT UP YALL?
THIS BE SCREWBALL BACK AGAIN WITH SOME FLAVOR... IT'S SUNDAY NIGHT AND I STILL GOT SPYDER'S LAP-TOP SO, IMA TRY TO KICK DOWN SOME WEEK IN REVIEW TYPE SHIT. HERE IT GOES...
SCREWBALL'S WEEK IN REVIEW!
IN THIS LIL' REVIEW IM GONNA TRY TO BRING YOU UP TO DATE WITH WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE JUGGALO WORLD STARTING WITH ICP. EVERYONE'S FAVORITE WICKED CLOWNS, SHAGGY 2 DOPE AND VIOLENT-J ARE CURRENTLY OUT ROCKIN' SHIT ON THE SHANGRI-LA TOUR, BUT DUE TO SEVERE WEATHER CONDITIONS THE LUBBOCK TEXAS SHOW WAS CANCELED - for more on this check ICP.com
WHILE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC OF ICP, FAYGOLUVER'S OWN SCOTTIE-D HAS POSTED A DEVASTATING REVIEW OF VIOLENT-J'S FORTHCOMING SOLO EP ENTITLED "THE WIZARD OF THE HOOD" - (to view the review go to FLH.net top left, ya can't miss it) OK, NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR DEAD HOMIE AND MINE, BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE. BLAZE IS CURRENTLY OUT ON TOUR WITH THE OUTLAWS, WHICH SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW FOR THEIR MANY RELEASES WITH 2-PAC! NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE TOUR STARTED, AND NOT EVEN 4 SHOWS DEEP, THE LINE-UP CHANGED HANDS FROM THE OUTLAWS HEADLINING AND BLAZE OPENING, TO THE OUTLAWS OPENING THE SHOW AND BLAZE HEADLINING THAT BITCH (man the juggalos are the mutha fuckin' shit) BLAZE ALSO HAS A SLUE OF NEW GOODIES INCLUDING A LONG AWAITED BLAZE POSTER NOW AVAILABLE AT HatchetGear.com. THE KILLER OF ANYBODY, DAMMIT YOU KNOW I'M TALKING ABOUT ABK. WELL, ABK IS CURRENTLY SUPPORTING THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE ON THEIR MANY DATES OF THE SHANGRI-LA TOUR AND IS GETTING READY TO DROP HIS DEBUT RECORD ON THE HATCHET APRIL 8TH, 2003 ENTITLED "HATCHET WARRIOR". NOW IT'S TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW PSYCHOPATHIC COMBINATION, CO-HEADLINING TOUR CONSISTING OF ESHAM, & ZUG-IZLAND WITH SPECIAL GUEST APPEARENCES BY THE ONE AND ONLY JUMPSTEADY. THE TOUR IS SET TO KICK OFF WITH AN INSTORE AT HOT-HITS RECORDS, AND FOR MORE INFO ON THAT FLAVOR CHECK EshamTheBoogieMan.com.
LET'S TALK WRESTLING...
WELL, MORE IMPORTANTLY "BACK YARD WRESTLING" THE VIDEO GAME. YES, IT'S TRUE, IN THE SUMMER OF 2003 PSYCHOPATHIC WILL UNLEASH THEIR 1ST VIDEO GAME FOR PS2, & X-BOX FORMATS. THE GAME WILL FEATURE THE LIKES OF ICP, TOM-DUB, TWIZTID, SABU, AND MANY MORE - SO, BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THAT. AS FAR AS THINGS GO ON THE TWIZTID SIDE, THERE WAS A POST THAT I MADE YESTERDAY CONCERNING TWIZTID PERFORMING AT A WARPED TOUR DATE, AND THE GREEN BOOK TOUR BEING POSTPONED. TWIZTID'S "MONTH OF MAYHEM" 2003 TOUR IS SET TO KICK OFF MAY 2ND, AND THE DEVASTATING PURPLE SHOW DVD SCHEDULED TO DROP IN THE MONTHS TO COME - (for more on this read the 02/29 post)
WELL THAT'S MY POST FOR TODAY, I HOPE THAT THIS MAY HAVE ANSWERED SOME OF THE MANY E-MAIL QUESTIONS I HAVE RECEIVED AS OF LATE.
IM IN
YALL PEACE!
SCREWBALL
01-03-2003
A new section has just been added to Halls Of Illusions: Mobile Fun. Check it out, especially if you have a modern mobile phone.
For the first time since HOI is online it recieved more then 20.000 unique visitors in a month! Last februari was the bomb! Thank you all, I love you all.
MCL, Chookie
heres the importent news Screwball The Caps Lock Freak promised us..
www.twiztid.com News:
WHAT UP YALL?
THIS BE YA NEIGHBORHOOD KEY-BORD KILLA – SCREWBALL HERE WITH SOME EARLY SATERDAY MORNING IMPORTANT NEWZ. UNFORTUNETLY, MY COMPUTER TOOK A SHIT SO, I WAS UNABLE TO UPDATE ON THE 28TH BUT, THANKFULLY I MANAGED TO BORROW SPYDER’S HANDY DANDY DELL LAP-TOP AND POST THIS FLAVOR FOR YALL! BUT ENOUGH OF THE TALKING, IT’S FINALLY TIME TO GET ON TO THE NEWZ…..
IMPORTANT FLAVOR……
FIRST THINGS FIRST, THE TWIZTID GREEN BOOK TOUR HAS BEEN POSPONED BUT, BEFORE YOU GO GETTING YOR PANTIES IN A BUNCH LET ME TELL YOU THAT STARTING MAY 2ND THROUGH JUNE 8TH TWIZTID WILL BE HITTING THE ROAD FOR “THE MONTH OF MAYHEM 2003 TOUR” SO, YOU’LL STILL GET TO SEE TWIZTID ONE LAST TIME BEFORE THEY DIP BACK INTO THE DARKNESS AND BEGAIN OFFICIAL PROMOTIONS FOR “THE GREEN BOOK” - TO VIEW “THE MONTH OF MAYHEM 2003 TOUR” DATES USE THE LINK TOP RIGHT.
THAT’S NOT IT EITHER…..
BECAUSE THE CONTRACTS HAVE BEEN SIGNED, THE INK IS DRY, AND TWIZTID’S OWN MONOXIDE, AND JAMIE MADROX ARE CONFIRMED TO APPEAR AT THE JULY 31ST DATE OF “THE WARPED TOUR”!! THAT’S RIGHT, AND I MYSELF AM COMPLETELY STOKED ABOUT THAT SHIT, BECAUSE I ATTEND THE WARPED TOUR FROM TIME TO TIME, AND TO NOW FINALLY SEE A JUGGALO ACT REPRESENTING IN FRONT OF 30,000+ AUDIENCE IS AMAZING!
MORE TO COME….
STAY TUNED, RIGHT HERE TO TWIZTID.COM FOR MORE NEWZ, AND FLAVOR AS IT DEVELOPES!
TILL NEXT TIME..
IM IN YALL PEACE!
SCREWBALL
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