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Wizard Of The Hood
1) Intro
2) Let It Rain
3) Yellow Brick Alleyway
4) Homies 2 Smoke With
5) Thug Whillin'
6) Horrible Horrifying
7) What You Thinkin' About?
8) Shiny Diamonds
9) The Wizard's Palace
Bonus Tracks (Regular Version)
10) Axes Swingin'
11) Multiple Myselves
Bonus Tracks (Tin Version)
12) My Shine
13) Bloody Bitch Dead
1) Intro
Is it going?
It's for Juggalos
Smoker's record
I hope ya'll like stories
I got my boys here, we about to ya'll a story
*coughing*
Go ahead, start it Mike
2) Let It Rain
Sitting down in my crack house earning my pay
It's the southwest juggla claiming Delray
Violent j, known by gang squad and police alike
I'm known to get wrong off the get right
Hanging out the truck I blow the mausburg off
Who the head of your set I blow your boss shirt off
I be the top dawg killa, who the bomb don
You're soft like a bon bon, in your Sean john
I'm riding dirtay up and down forth, escort
I'm in a Ringmaster gold super sport
And it's about to rain I see the weather bad
Hit the top on up like I better had
I cut back to the cut, to get a cut of my cut,
Because even in a hurricane a crack head will show up
I be the gang tag K-a, gay fag slayer, bag weigher
With a sweet street sweeped AK I don't care...
(Chorus x2)
I like the darkness
It's 'bout to helly flow
Tornado sirens
Let it rain wicked shit
It's boring man, I'm smoking a blunt
It's pouring rain, the hood soaking it up
But it's getting kind of windy and the walls are shaking
Fucking roofs coming off I'm in a lazy boy, baking
I see the crack heads trying to reach the porch
But the wind sweep 'em off before they get to the door they only 90 pounds
Grab something held down, Because' you looking funny flying around, FAG!
Blunt wrap on my lap, ash all over me
Playing Nintendo, mega man 4, from '93
Shudders are shaking and the lightning is frightening
Fucking windows are breaking; man I'm thinking it might be a tornado
Go to the door, open it up, yup, all the same back to my game
It's all right, along as that motherfucker stay outside I'm tight
(Chorus x2)
I like the darkness
It's 'bout to helly flow
Tornado sirens
Let it rain wicked shit
Holy fucking shit what the fuck is happilating
The whole house spinning and shaking
Damn near breaking in half, I take it and laugh
Because what the fuck can I do,
I put the rocks in my sock so I don't lose them too,
I'm fucking hanging on I lost all but my drawers
Somehow my game's still good chilling on pause
We air born and the windows flying passing by
A crackheads waiving at me still trying to buy
Mailboxes, a pizza man, some garbage cans
Then I seen a naked ass bitch like... damn!
There was all kind a crazy shit caught in the storm
But before long all that shit was gone...
3) Yellow Brick Alleyway
(Violent J)
I'm alive man, but don't know where the fuck I am
Damn, I don't understand, fantasy land
I'm looking out my kitchen window
But I don't see the sadden the blocks
And damn it's not the land I got
That got your rocks for twenty spot
I think we Outta Michigan, the wind it must of put me far
To seeing purple trees and yellow clouds that's talking to each other
Maybe another dimension, even not to mention talking trees with information worth receiving
I got probation, I can't be leaving, I'm thinking only what I'm needing
Emergency needs, a sac of seventeen roaches, and an O of regular weed
I'm standing on the porch, I'm still denying the shit
I notice all these tiny little people hiding and shit
It's hundreds of 'em all staring at me, scared to they spots
I'm tripping out 'cuz everything they got, be colorful with Pokka dots
They probably don't like my raggedy crack house on they land
I understand, but when I walked out, and said what's up, a party began...
(Munchkin Group)
Yay! She's Dead! (x7)
(Munchkin Leader)
We don't know who you are, and we don't really care
But your carnival clown ass is welcome here
Because you and that damn near abandoned house
Landed right on top of the wicked witch of the south
(Munchkin Group)
And we hated that wicked bitch so much
And we hated that slutty whore
And you crushed and killed that wicked bitch
We'll be grateful ever more
(Violent J)
So my house landed right up on some neighborhood trick,
Huh that's the shit, huh look their go her feet sick, ha dumb bitch,
I started playing it off, I seen her in the window,
So I was running around moving shit, and aiming it so, ya know,
Anyway how the fuck I'm getting home?
(Munchkin Leader)
Don't worry, see this yellow alleyway will get you home in a hurry
Leads to the Wizard, the player, he's the pimpest of all,
He'll get you any fucking thing you need
(Violent J)
In that case I'm dancing with y'all...
(Another Munchkin Party)
(Munchkin Group and Leader x7)
Take your ass down the yellow brick road motherfucker
Take your ass down the yellow brick alleyway
4) Homies 2 Smoke With
(Violent J)
Just stick to this road huh?
Fuck It, I thought, I'm sold, I strolled on down the road,
In C-walk mode, to the wizard I'm told
But hold up, this road fuck wit twists and turns
I'm haven't no luck as my vanilla blunt burns
I'm seeing' trees wit faces, bushes that walk
And as far as I can see nobody drawn in chalk
And the sky is bright green; sometimes it's kind of pink
I'm a twist another blunt here sit down and think
How the fuck, what the fuck, who the fuck and when
What the fuck I'm doing here I would have figured the pen
Then again I gotta get the fuck home before long,
Because the first of the month is coming' on, I'm gone
Let me spark my shit, right quick, I'm Outta here,
(Monoxide Child)
Yo, homie let me get a hit of that blunt
(Violent J)
Fuck yea, wait a minute, who said that? look around everywhere
And I heard somebody singing over there, so clear
He went...
I don't need a brain, don't need anything
I just want somebody to smoke with
(Who said that, Who said that?)
Stuck up on this thing, wit no fucking ganj
I just want somebody to smoke wit
(Who said that?)
(Monoxide Child)
Well I said that!
(Violent J)
Look at this shit, I'm talking to a scarecrow, stuck on a stick
Asking me for a hit, right quick, shit all I got is bobby brown,
I can't front, but the wizard gots all you want,
You can smoke off his tundra, they say it's the thunder
Me can have King Kong smoked under the wonder
I'm going there now and getting me some
It was the wizard gonna get my ass home, he's on...
(Monoxide Child)
It would be the shit big homie, If I could walk wit you
And talk wit you, and get up on a fat bag or 2,
Cause I've been hanging from this pole for so long
And smoking on home grown, my headache is full blown
Now I ain't the smartest scarecrow, wit a hat
But if you lift that little latch and I gone crash into a pumpkin patch
Don't leave me hangin' big homie, just pull the lever
So we can just get walking the yellow alley together cause...
(Monoxide Child)
I don't need a brain, don't need anything
I just want somebody to smoke with
(And I'm with that, and I'm with that!)
(Violent J)
Man it ain't no thang, we can smoke some ganj,
But you got to put something on it
(And I'm with that, you know I'm with that!)
(Violent J)
I helped set his ass free, he slipped off
Then his fucking leg ripped off and he was like...
(Monoxide Child)
Don't mind that shit dawg, it ain't nothing at all
Just a little bit of stuffing that straw
(Violent J)
Hey Paul, I mean scarecrow yo
(Monoxide Child)
Don't ask if I ever tried smoking myself no.
(Violent J)
I only thought with the hay "ok"
Anyways let's get you some real shit down the yellow brick alleyway...
(Monoxide Child & Violent J x4)
We don't need a brain, don't need anything
We just need some homies 2 smoke with
(And I'm with that, and I'm with that!)
5) Thug Whillin'
(Violent J)
Me and my scarecrow homie headed down the trail
A wicked clown impaled, somebody bound to fail
They tried to hoe us, and throw us a curve, man I don't know
It's more curves in this road then up on Anna Nicole's fat ass
Walking down the road we played kick the can, and we thuggin'
Juggalug bugging on bammer weed, god damnit
Strange planet, can't stand it
Trying to find the wizard in this candy land
It's lunatic stomping in my air force 1's
But they scuffed on, hit up on a blunt and green bud,
(Monoxide Child)
Atleast you got something on 'em, try using hay
I'm losing my shit I'm getting shorter along the way
(Violent J)
Shit, but I'm wanting mine, you can hop that ass
(Jamie Madrox)
Nobody fucking move I want your money and cash
Don't even fucking turn around, don't look back smiling
(Violent J)
Damnit even in Oz they thug whiling...
(Chorus)
(Jamie Madrox)
You ain't safe ain't no one safe
You've fallen victim to thug whiling
Even in your sleep and in your nightmares
You ain't safe ain't no one safe
You've fallen victim to thug whiling
Killaz on the creep is what your life is
(Jamie Madrox)
I'm made Outta metal and aluminum foil
They call me Tin Tizzy; I drink 40's of motor oil
Which one of yall holding, "me", you got weed?
And all the folks around here smoke stems and seeds
And I need a little bit of that shit you got
Keep looking forward, or one of yall are getting shot
This is my part of the brick road, I painted chrome
If ya step in my zone, then ya shit is getting stole, you sang...
(Chorus)
(Violent J)
We ain't safe ain't no one safe
We've fallen victim to thug whiling
Even in our sleep and in our nightmares
We ain't safe ain't no one safe
We've fallen victim to thug whiling
Killaz on the creep is what our life is
(Violent J & Monoxide Child)
Yo Scarecrow, "What up dog", This is bullshit
I ain't even seen his ass, he better pull quick
Cause I ain't got shit out here as it is
"So leave us the fuck alone, and go rob the Wiz"
Yeah he gots a Mercedes, Stretch Hummer, Navi bus
All we got is this Bammer and you fucking wit us
I turned around, what the fuck you ain't even got a gun
(Jamie Madrox)
I know you think maybe the Wizard got one?
(Violent J & Monoxide Child)
Man, I can't even believe this shit crow
A tin man at that wit no strap! "I Know"
What you know about heavy metal fool or big guns
(Jamie Madrox)
I was just warming up fool and I'm ready to get one
Take me with you to the wizard of oz, so I can get mine too
I'm trying to ride wit yall
(Violent J & Monoxide Child)
What you think Scarecrow?
"We got the same paint on so that's cool!
But we all should remember the rule...
(Chorus x2)
(Violent J)
We ain't safe ain't no one safe
We've fallen victim to thug whiling
Even in our sleep and in our nightmares
We ain't safe ain't no one safe
We've fallen victim to thug whiling
Killaz on the creep is what our life is
6) Horrible Horrifying
(Violent J)
These woods are looking scary everybody stay close to me
And we staying on track, so that I can get back to Detroit like I'm supposed to be,
(Violent J, Jamie Madrox, & Monoxide Child)
These woods are looking scary everybody stay close to me
And we staying on track, so that J can get back to Detroit like He's supposed to be,
(Violent J)
So very scary, so dark, so Erie
For everybody near me, I'm weary
Fuck a cemetery 'cuz they bury the dead
And very much I be alive, we seeing vines and hides
And all these trees that tower us are Outta date and strung out
They spread stripes on your cheeks when we slap your tongue out
This be the bad side of town, that got us looking around
They put it down; we see a mushroom buggy 3 to the ground
And oh my god it's getting darker
Call me Peter Parker, cuz' spiders just biting
I'm hearing noises they frightening, and I just realized something
Holding on to crow's hoodie
I'm getting' paranoid fast
Burning all this mud grass
Something is watching us, creeping around
I hear his feet to the ground
It's gone be beating us down
And half eaten when found, it sound decent tomorrow
(Jamie Madrox)
Why you acting like a little bitch right now?
(Monoxide Child)
And how!
Morbid Horrors, you can't ignore us
Horribly it's horrifying
Horror forest, something's before us
Horribly it's horrifying
Don't' be scared, Don't be scared, Don't be scared, Don't be scared!
Morbid Horrors, May they be yours
Horribly it's horrifying
(Violent J)
What the Fuck, shh, I heard a branch snap, listen
A twig break, a leaf crunch, somebody's pissing
(Jamie Madrox)
Man get the fuck Outta here with that bullshit, bro...
(Jamie Madrox)
Let's just stick to the road, and be quick to the dro
(Violent J)
I took a shit in the woods and whipped my ass with a purple mushroom
About an hour ago I assume
Maybe that's why I always feel
Like somebody's watching me
And I got no privacy
(Blaze Ya Dead Homie)
Save it for your bedroom mirror, scream in fear
You was right, be scared, bitch, the lion is here
(Violent J)
Once I heard that, I knew that's all it would take
I started screaming like a cheerleader about to get raped
A big ass lion jumped out, like he was ready to fight
At least it's three against one, but I'm the only one in sight
My two homies was gone, lost deep in the night
I pulled the blunt out looked at the lion, said, you gotta light?
Morbid Horrors, you can't ignore us
Horribly it's horrifying
Horror forest, something's before us
Horribly it's horrifying
Don't' be scared, Don't be scared, Don't be scared, Don't be scared!
Morbid Horrors, May they be yours
Horribly it's horrifying
(Blaze Ya Dead Homie)
Hear the roar of the king of the jungle
Yes me, not Tarzan, so go, it's the lion, you stepping on my turf
And one of y'all dying tonight that's for sure, "that's for sure?"
You think it's your lucky day, you think I'm hear to play,
You saw the do not enter sign; you had to cross it anyway
Reconsider killing you; don't even make me laugh
You stumbled in my kingdom; the next breath's your last...
(Violent J)
Mister, mister death and destruction
May I ask you a question you got everything
Why you fucking with something with nothing
We ain't even from around here we just passing through
You come crashing through; I'm only asking you...
(Blaze Ya Dead Homie)
Truth is I'm bored, everybody scared of me, I smelled yall over
Here puffing the lovely, and fuck that blunt, facts, I'm just gonna ask
Do any yall motherfuckers no where the hoes at?
(Violent J)
Maybe on the southwest side, I know a few
But straight up I know them hoes ain't trying' to fuck you
(Blaze Ya Dead Homie)
How 'bout I swipe your head off?
(Violent J)
How about you relax
I'm only saying these hoes don't fuck half lions like that
But I know this one player, this pimp right here in town
He's got mad furry bitches that be swinging they tails round
His name is the Wizard, fact that's were we headed
(Blaze Ya Dead Homie)
Don't mind if I do tag along, fucking get me some neden...
Morbid Horrors, you can't ignore us
Horribly it's horrifying
Horror forest, something's before us
Horribly it's horrifying
Don't' be scared, Don't be scared, Don't be scared, Don't be scared!
Morbid Horrors, May they be yours
Horribly it's horrifying,
(Violent J)
These woods are looking scary everybody stay close to me
And we staying on track, so that I can get back to Detroit like I'm supposed to be
(Everyone x4)
These woods are looking scary everybody stay close to me
And we staying on track, so that J can get back to Detroit like He's supposed to be
7) What You Thinkin' About?
(Monoxide Child)
I'm just happy we alive in this bitch
(Jamie Madrox)
Where the fuck we at now?
(Violent J)
A big ass yellow, and green, and purple, and faggot ass pink mushroom field
Damn
(Jamie Madrox)
Well fuck it, let's go
(Monoxide Child)
Let's eat some of these bitches
(Violent J)
Man I never did before, but since we in Oz and all
(Monoxide Child)
That's what I'm saying
(Blaze Ya Dead Homie)
Well let's at least walk while we eat, come on
(Chorus x2)
Thoughts fly away in the mushroom field
Randomly telling what's revealed
Filling my pockets cause they worth a meal
And the kingdom's over them hills
(Violent J)
Let me go ahead and eat a few of these thangs
See if I can't hang
What you thinkin' about?
(Monoxide Child)
Cigarettes, menthol only
To grow old with my kids and homies
Or all the years on that pole so lonely
And all them crows shittin' on me
What you thinkin' about?
(Jamie Madrox)
Makin' payments on the bat mobile
With the phat sound system and 32 inch wheels
Everybody on the yellow brick jocking
Well I'm just snappin real slow
What you thinkin' about?
(Violent J)
Nate The Mack, my homie from way back
Everybody got a homie like that
In fact, I hope he okay
I hope his momma doing good
(Monoxide Child)
You should call em
(Violent J)
Maybe I should
What you thinkin' about?
(Blaze Ya Dead Homie)
Caddies
Sittin' on triple gold dates
Sun shining on him and he's fucking up the pavement
People wanna catch a glimpse and show respect
Now I'm the king
Ruler over everything
What you thinkin' about?
(Monoxide Child)
A fine bitch and some weed to smoke
I gotta have a little bit of puss to poke
(Violent J)
You ain't no joke
(Monoxide Child)
A fat bag of dro and a hoe
And that's all you really need to know
What you thinking about?
(Violent J)
Titties
They come in all shapes and sizes
Each bitch with they own surprises
And if they only had on they back when hitting doggy
You can suck on that
What you thinking about?
(Jamie Madrox)
Shit, finishing off my Megos set
And making that small dream an accomplishment
So I can find a new hobby like collecting skin
Never removed from the package all mint
What you thinkin' about?
(Blaze Ya Dead Homie)
Bitches
That's what I'm thinking about
They clothes so tight
Ass and titties lookin' so right
Stacks of cash and all kinds of tropical hash
And hittin' blunts till my last
Now what you thinkin' about?
(Violent J)
Blaze Ya Dead Homie
Who ya dead who?
Who ya dead who?
Where I'm from that's cool
Anyway, I'm just wondering when it's Colton shit droppin'?
I'm tryin' to get my gold six hoping
What you thinking about?
(Jamie Madrox)
Whatchin' my favorite wrestling pay-per-views
On a 100 foot screen
Televison tube
With that fast forward button
I can fly past the jobbers while eating pizza getting fat
What you thinking about?
(Monoxide Child)
Wizard, I really hope he's there
And he can help J get the fuck outta here
(Blaze Ya Dead Homie)
I hear what you're saying crow
Tin what you think?
(Jamie Madrox)
Man he better have some drinks
What you thinkin' about?
(Violent J)
What I'm thinkin' about, going home
And it's down this path we roam
Come on
(Chorus x4)
Thoughts fly away in the mushroom field
Randomly telling what's revealed
Filling my pockets cause they worth a meal
And the kingdom's over them hills
(Violent J)
There it is ya'll
We made it
You ready to go in?
(Monoxide Child)
First tell us, why do you wanna go home anyway?
(Jamie Madrox)
Yeah, why don't you just stay with us in this fantasy ass fantasy land?
8) Shiny Diamonds
(Blaze Ya Dead Homie)
I mean what do you got going on there that's so good?
(Violent J)
Man, it ain't always all good at home but the few days it is makes it all worth while.
It's all about time and chance it's gotta be
You got trailer park moms winning powerball lottery
And if a little girl gets stuck in a well
You got the whole world feeling the hell
And trying to help, we got good intentions, maybe bad ideas
Like fucking fine nedens laced with ghonerea
But the adventure is real and ain't nobody alone
Especially me, so come the fuck on, let's get home
I got bitches to fuck we being rich as
Truck at the Mexican festival hitting switches
The bed be elevating, no hating
Only congratulating, and the hoes steady tail gating
With their neden holes waiting
On datons, man that truck was so tight,
That's why I'm trying to go back sometimes it be alright
And the rest of the bullshit, I can walk right through
I'm tryna see a wheel chair, a hot nurse, at a 100 and 2 years old
(Monoxide, Jamie, Blaze)
And the tree
And the herb
And the smoke
And the ganj
(Violent J)
The tree is all right
(Chorus)
It ain't much going on but that's where I belong
Because some of them days be shiny diamonds, (sometimes)
And it can't be wrong, because some of them nights the moon be shining, (sometimes)
Like a world of gold, so much unexplored
And I be climbing, homies rhyming, heaven
I'm in, people can do they thing
(Bridge)
And mine is singing, (singing) I'm singing...
Like Michael Jackson yall
I said I'm singing, (singing) I'm singing...
With out the little boys and the plastic nose...
We kick the wicked shit in packed ass clubs
We scrubs, your everyday Joe's, Mike's, and Tom Dub's
But that's are thing and we love that shit
And people sick, thinking wicked shit gone quit
Tell me why do stress be, L I F E
Everyday's a new adventure for the fella's with me
We only got so long I'm tryna get out and see
I'm tryna get out and be, who tryna do it like me
You might see from above, you might fall in love,
You might get your dick sucked from the back like what
You might discover your nitch, and look you ain't a bitch
All this just days after you was gone quit
I ain't on some mother you whack mother fucker
This shit for juggalos, we talking to each other
Not them other hoes, we shudder those hoes to back rows
And crack those Faygo's and the place explodes
(Monoxide, Jamie, Blaze)
And the cush
And the green
And the sass
And the dro
(Violent J)
The cush is all right,
(Chorus)
It ain't much going on but that's where I belong
Because some of them days be shiny diamonds, (sometimes)
And it can't be wrong, because some of them nights the moon be shining, (sometimes)
Like a world of gold, so much unexplored
And I be climbing, homies rhyming, heaven
I'm in, people can do they thing
(Bridge)
And mine is singing, (singing) I'm singing...
Like Eddie Vedder only better...
I said I'm singing, (singing) I'm fucking singing...
And making cheddar somehow and smoking shredder somehow, wow.
(Chorus)
It ain't much going on but that's where I belong
Because some of them days be shiny diamonds, (sometimes)
And it can't be wrong, because some of them nights the moon be shining, (sometimes)
Like a world of gold, so much unexplored
And I be climbing, homies rhyming, heaven
I'm in, people can do they thing
(Bridge)
And mine is singing, (singing) I'm singing...
Like Axle Rose and them, when he was with Slash and them...
I said I'm singing, I'm (singing)...
I'm fucking singing, fucking singing, I'm fucking singing...
9) The Wizard's Palace
(Violent J)
There it is ya'll, take a look at that palace, hey, fountains of alizay
It be amazing, devastating, out of control, wizard logo, on a gold flag pole
Let’s roll, front door, ring the bells we here, a free beer, weed there
I’m so glad to be there, we could tell they be smoking on something sonic
I smelled it in the hallways, I’m always on it, asked the guard what that shit is
(Anybody Killa)
It’s his herb the Wizard
(Violent J)
What he don’t share like a big nerd?
He was like
(Anybody Killa)
Fools get they gizzards chopped
When asking around about the Wizard’s crop
(Violent J)
Then I thought, what you thinking?
Was that ABK?
(Anybody Killa)
Just stick to the hallway, ok, go away
(Violent J)
At the Wizard’s gates we all knocked
And we walked all in
Let the party begin, balling
(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Who dare come here to meet the big W?
You're crazy, your boys are in trouble too
I be the one like Big Daddy Wizard Kingpin
Tell me what the..
Fuck you thinking?
I blink and I set your, faces on fire
Damnit, must be a faulty wire
Well fuck my voice, thing run out again
But you're still in terrible danger my friend
(Violent J)
Tin Man ran and dismanned the curtain
It was just some fool in a Fuck Off shirt
And it was salt in the game, we maintained the same
(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Hi, Shaggy, Stretch Nuts be the real name, or the Wizard if you want
But it’s all a front
I been here 9 years, 8 days, and a month
So I started this hussle, now it’s getting me paid
I got to admit I get laid with my own parade
But a player like me knows what you want
A player like me holds the majik blunt
(Monoxide Child)
The majik blunt?
(Shaggy 2 Dope)
The majik blunt
I been saving it up, what, what
All for a you fools are getting what you want
Cause a player like me holds the majik blunt
(Monoxide Child)
The majik blunt?
(Shaggy 2 Dope)
The majik blunt
I’m lighting it up, now what, what
Mr. Lion "Yeah", you indeed of a hoe then blow, "What up dawg?"
She's yours, or any other bitch you step to, don’t let no rep go and intercept you
Tin Man, it’s your turn to hit the ganh
"Nothing I don’t understand"
Your wish is for iron when you made out of steel
But you already the hardest for real
"Thanks"
Scarecrow, my man, hit the dro
"Some homies 2 smoke with me?"
I know
"I’m puffing but I ain’t seeing nothing"
What about the homies that’s with ya, you saying they frontin?
"But I love Tin Tizzy, The Lion, and J though"
And down with you for life, too
"Oh"
And Violent J
"Hey"
Now it’s your turn to burn
Just hit that shit and the page we turn *Echo*
*Talking & Coughing*
(Violent J)
And that was it
Next thing I knew I woke up in my very own bed
Chillen
And that's, and that's how it exactly how it went down
Hope you liked it
10) Axes Swingin'
Ever since Picker Forest started
I been hatchetly retarded
All laws been disregarded
I just wanna see souls departed
I throw around kicks like Joe Kasugi
I leave necks all broken and loopy
And your fucking hoes a groupy
So I got every reason for a neck squeezing
I call upon the dead
To rise up and jump on your head
Wicked shit cause blood to shed
I ride a voodoo train right through your brain
I'm like a demon statue
I'm sick when singing at you
And bitch I leap I catch you.
It's just I'm wicked, dick it, can we still kick it?
(Chorus x2)
Chop chop
We love to
Chop chop
We need to
Chop chop
Forever
Painted faces, axes swinging
Clinical depression
Try to end it with Smith and Wesson
You might have noticed my mouth is missing
Blew it off into non-existance
Didn't know that I was already dead
Vampire blood already spread
Being alive is all in the head
Like Jamie and Paul aready said
It will all be explained in the Green Book
You inside of my Salem's Lot
And them Hells Pit flames is hot
And all them icy chains you got
Incase you forgot
Can't change your spot
You dug your plot
I can't wait to die
That's why I never hate to fly
I got a Holy Water icicle for Satan's eye
And another race waiting by
Ok let's fly
(Chorus x2)
Chop chop
We love to
Chop chop
We need to
Chop chop
Forever
Painted faces, axes swinging
11) Multiple Myselves
As I lay the silence is deafening
The queit is volume 10, it's happening again
How do I stop my brain from shaking me up?
Oh, why you waking me up?
I'm Larry, I'm J's fear, I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be here
I hope I don't get in trouble for rapping
And I hope that girl don't get pregnant we're tapping
Would you mind getting out of my head when I rap?
But what if our records are whack?
And what if I flop, man I don't know shit
Larry you worry about to much bullshit
Thanks for your rap though
Was it ok?
Yeah, but when I rhyme they wanna hear Violent J
Cause I deliver the swift axe chops
Ummm, can we stop?
Hello, I'm J's soft side
He never shows affection and makes me hide
My name is Plush and I'm barely used at all
Ahhhh, what's happening ya'll?
(Chorus)
I have no control of me
Mood or personality
Chemical Imbalences
They control me randomly
What up playa? The name's Captivity
I'm J's chick boning ability
Being that we ugly it ain't a peice of cake, but we get off and shit
Mmmm, sombody help me I'm falling apart
Personalities are pouring out of my heart
Just pay me no mind, I forgot my pill today
Are you sure we're ok?
Look here motherfucker, get it right
Or we gonna be a virgin the rest of our life?
Why you telling them shit? Go fuck yourself
Hey buddy, he's only trying to help
I should be mad, you never go my way
That's cause your a fucking pussy ass, and I'm Violent J
But I'm not going crazy, I'm just being funny
Yeah right
Help Somebody
(Chorus)
I have no control of me
Mood or personality
Chemical Imbalences
They control me randomly
Juggalos I'm sorry, I'm out of control
I got personality issues fo sho
All I ever wanted you to hear was Violent J
Well excuse me then, I'll get out of your way
Wait I'm sorry Fred, Tell them about you
Well I handle the smarts for our Mr. Bruce
I once read a book, I have a ninth grade degree
Who are we kidding you don't even use me
Relax already, don't get pissed
You know who's probobly here in the mist
All we need is Butch showing up here
Too late pussy, throw me a beer
The name is Butch I'm J's anger, and well
Get me pissed we going to jail
Easy man, here have some Nyquil
Leave the beat downs to Billy Bill
(Chorus x2)
I have no control of me
Mood or personality
Chemical Imbalences
They control me randomly
Stop Them!!!
12) My Shine
This is for all the Juggalos enjoyin these days with us in Shangri-Leezay
Who's for smokin'? Well, they're hella tight
Like Hallowicked 2002 second night
Let me tell these fucks about 8 Mile road
And how we run this bitch, let the truth be told
Black truck convoys stretching East to West
With little hatchetmen in back windows upper left
This juggalo nation, can't nothing compete
Cause we run under with the dirt flip side of the street
Ever since the first time I seen the diamond rain
I'm loving every second that the shine is seen
So many wanna see us bring the fire rain
Like can't we just enjoy it, while the time remains
I been to crystal forest under a green lit sky
Tornadoes of glitter float calmly by
Angels fly naked letting they titties swing
And so many fucking diamonds, you can ice errrrthing
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine
You ain't stopping mine, it's so fine
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine
You ain't stopping mine, you ain't stopping mine
Rap Game, it's happening, I'm stepping in
I represent the hatchetman, as best I can
You can not hold be back
Just like The Wraith I walk through you
I Kung-Fu like goru and Southwest Voodoo
It's Joe Bruce baby, legendary relax
I see running down hallways now looking for cracks
Everybody when I'm waking and no halo on my shit
I got a body on my bathroom floor
So I cut it and I chop it and I wrap and I drop it
I take a shower and I'm ready for more
I get wicked like AIDS in a gay mans butt
I spit lyrics so cold my mouths frozen shut
Rap Game, it's happening, I'm stepping in
I represent the hatchetman, as best I can
Ruby red trees, yellow gem bushes
Mercury waterfalls, granting all wishes
Neon clouds, look in the myst you'll find
My axe in the back of the fool trying to stop my shine
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine
You ain't stopping mine, it's so fine
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine
You ain't stopping mine, you ain't stopping mine
Rap Game, it's happening, I'm stepping in
I represent the hatchetman, as best I can (Truth is)
I never been to any Churches, cept for some chicken
I dont trust noone, I tell a priest eat a dick, and
Then spit some old school Esham on his ass
I even use Bible papers when I'm twisting my grass
But the Carnival has always been around with us blessing
It ain't never tried to feel up my balls at confession
We know the Carnival is God. That's odd? So what. It is
And we ain't sorry if we tricked you Bitch!!!"
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine (YES! THINK WE GIVE A FUCK? WHAT?)
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine
You ain't stopping mine, its so fine
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine (THE FUCK?)
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine (WHAT?)
You ain't stopping mine, you ain't stopping mine
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine
You ain't stopping mine, it's so fine
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine
Ain't nobody gonna stop my shine
You ain't stopping mine, you ain't stopping mine
Rap Game, it's happening, I'm stepping in
I represent the hatchetman, as best I can
13) Bloody Bitch Dead
I live life like I’m playing a game of X-box
I don’t give a fuck if I die or get caught
There I am, god-damn, everything was smooth
I woke up with a bloody bitch dead in the bathroom
My wicked shit praise that I heard through the days
Somehow now relays my new murderous ways
Violent J's not around but Moon Glorious is there
Scared of fucking death, and what's happening here
Blood in the tub as I scrub a dub, on my knees geez
I hope she ain’t have a disease
I need the keys to the shed, I'ma cut the head off
My daddy got a knife in there to cut lead off
How should I do this, what sounds fun?
I just sat on her headpiece and twiddled my thumbs
Finally said fuck it, stomped her face
Sunk in like a pumpkin, I left no trace
Another bitch dead (On my bathroom floor)
Another bitch dead (on my bathroom floor)
Another bitch dead (In my bathroom)
Find me, deep in the night I be thugging
Another bitch dead (On my bathroom floor)
Another bitch dead (On my bathroom floor)
Another bitch dead (In my bathroom)
Find me, end of the night I be scrubbing
You must think I’m some kind of fucking idiot, don't ya?
What you think I'ma do, warn you when I’m on ya?
That’s what TV do, with forensic files
Teaching all your secrets and styles
Got that (?) for your crime lab
You’ll find nothing but a carcass slab
I got fourty dead bodies all buried out back
And if a limb’s sticking out when I’m mowing I handle that
This bitch don’t, she deserve this
She had a neden that wouldn’t provide service
She even stuck a stiletto in my eye
Three inches deep and I still couldn’t see why
I had to stab her with a toothbrush in the throat
And then stuff the bitch mouth with a bar of soap
Drown the bitch in a toilet at that
Look at them tiles, she dead on crack
Another bitch dead (On my bathroom floor)
Another bitch dead (on my bathroom floor)
Another bitch dead (In my bathroom)
Find me, deep in the night I be thugging
Another bitch dead (On my bathroom floor)
Another bitch dead (On my bathroom floor)
Another bitch dead (In my bathroom)
Find me, end of the night I be scrubbing
Four o' clock in the morning out here and one slip up
Had to freeze her so the bitch ain’t a dripper
Unzip the zipper, feel like Jack the Ripper
Had to monkey flip her in a wood chipper
Blood on my walls, mirrors and floors
Some even on the carpet from under the doors
I never saw so much fucking blood before
A slutty whore with more blood than a dinosaur
Ajax is a (?), call Mr. Clean
Tell him and Comet they’re needed at the scene
Scrubbed all night to some old color me bad
Wrapped up the bloody towels in a garbage bag
Send it to the curb, it ain’t absurd
This week’s been good, that bitch was the third
Hell’s Pit’s gots a cactus waiting on my ass
So expect me to cry when its time to pass
Another bitch dead (On my bathroom floor)
Another bitch dead (on my bathroom floor)
Another bitch dead (In my bathroom)
Find me, deep in the night I be thugging
Another bitch dead (On my bathroom floor)
Another bitch dead (On my bathroom floor)
Another bitch dead (In my bathroom)
Find me, end of the night I be scrubbing |
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