Lyrics
Chaos Theory

1) Intro
2) Outcha Mouth
3) In The Last Second
4) Mad Mad World
5) Chaos Theory
6) Ninjas In Action
7) Joke Ya Mind
8) Sammy Song

1) Intro
Jumpsteady
Jumpsteady
Chaos Theory
Jumpsteady
Chaos Theory
Jumpsteady
Jumpsteady
Chaos Theory
Jumpsteady
Chaos Theory
Jumpsteady
Chaos Theory
Chaos Theory


2) Outcha Mouth
I heard ya wanna know about me (What?)
Where I'm at (What?) and Who I be
And why the call me Jumpsteady (Fuck Yeah!)

I'm just a ninja from the carnival grounds With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth

I heard ya wanna know about me (What?)
Where I'm at (What?) and who I be?
And why the call me Jumpsteady (Fuck Yeah!)

I'm just a ninja from the carnival grounds With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth

My name is Jumpsteady
But are you punks ready
For the samari machete
To make human confetti
Of the ones who contend
Stepping up on my path
With the fierier dexterier, don't make me laugh
I'm like dare devil and Bruce Banner rolled into one
Cause you wouldn't wanna make me mad and you're blind, son
To some of the things, tactics and such
That we apply to the carnival, so check nuts (Check Nuts)
I'm the jack of many trades
Troops, that's the old days
Laughed that in the hallway
Fucked them bitches anyway
I wonder what they're doing today?
Most a them bitches prolly broke, homeless, tricked out or underpaid
How the Pendulum swings, laugh now, cry tomorrow
In exchange for the happiness and sorrow (sorrow)
Time will borrow
And again unfold and better like (yup)
Casting corrupt souls deeper in the shadows of night (C'mon!)

I heard ya wanna know about me (What?)
Where I'm at (What?) and Who I be
And why the call me Jumpsteady (Fuck Yeah!)

I'm just a ninja from the carnival grounds
With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth

I heard ya wanna know about me (What?)
Where I'm at (What?) and Who I be
And why the call me Jumpsteady (Fuck Yeah!)

I'm just a ninja from the carnival grounds
With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth

Where I'm at is in your earholes
Bumping outta ya stereo
Loud enough to crack your tinted windows
And I suppose that ya still don't know
How I exceed to levels that ain't never been seen before
Master of the Shaolin
Tiger walk while joustin
No hand blimp right hand and round housing
Beating like the beat of the drum
Slightly sicker than some
And I exterminate beef so you don't want none
J is for the journey and the thieving gain
Followed by the U - uncanny
And completely insane
M is for the madness spawning my ideas
And P is for Psychopathic and props to people that see us
Steady, steady like a Chevy
Out of control
With no brakes and wrapped around a phone pole
Then I explode on the world like C-4
Before the demo team can even hit the door

I heard ya wanna know about me (What?)
Where I'm at (What?) and Who I be
And why the call me Jumpsteady (Fuck Yeah!)

I'm just a ninja from the carnival grounds
With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth

I heard ya wanna know about me (What?)
Where I'm at (What?) and Who I be
And why the call me Jumpsteady (Fuck Yeah!)

I'm just a ninja from the carnival grounds
With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth

I'm the last seconds on a doomsday clock
Like an open box of Anthrax chilling on a desktop
Execution, an illusion of art
Like a wizard's magic pencil steady aiming at your heart
Always backed by the hatchet
Drop a body in a casket
Like a guillotine, rolling heads in a basket
As for the busters unleashing some rage
In the folds of my jacket I cradle my gauge

I heard ya wanna know about me (What?)
Where I'm at (What?) and Who I be
And why the call me Jumpsteady (Fuck Yeah!)

I'm just a ninja from the carnival grounds
With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth

I heard ya wanna know about me (What?)
Where I'm at (What?) and Who I be
And why the call me Jumpsteady (Fuck Yeah!)

I'm just a ninja from the carnival grounds
With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth

I heard ya wanna know about me (What?)
Where I'm at (What?) and Who I be
And why the call me Jumpsteady (Fuck Yeah!)

I'm just a ninja from the carnival grounds
With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth

I heard ya wanna know about me (What?)
Where I'm at (What?) and Who I be
And why the call me Jumpsteady (Fuck Yeah!)

I'm just a ninja from the carnival grounds
With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth

(*screaming*)
Alright, alright and yesiree! A clean hit! A perfect hit!
And no pain for the target
Too bad the guy was only 38.
Just 2 years older, he'da been worth 3 times the points
But for the second year in a row
Machine Gun Joe, has splattered the...


3) In The Last Second
...the scoreboard first!

Explosion, holes blown in my chest like speakers
People screaming louder than some tweeters
I've been the victim of some untimely set
Tripping peeps in the streets
By-standers, children and women
Are watching me fall
Blood spraying on the ground
Must be bust up
As visions of my life begin to gather around
Heart pumping and a body of stone is what I feel
Now a prison of internal bleeding, full of steel
Let's keep it really real
I'm hoping I'ma make it
This is the only life I got
And I be damned if you gonna take it
Feeling colder than the polar ice caps
See my boy's frozen face of horror as he reacts
Why did they pop me, was it all over bank?
Because my lungs burning like Haley's Comet inside a holding tank
Who am I?
What is life?
Did I respect it?
So many questions floating on in the last second

In the last second of life
(Pain is slipping away)
What if this happenened to you or your boy today?
(How would you feel?)
In the last second of life
I don't wanna die up in this muthafucker tonight

In the last second of life
(Pain is slipping away)
What if this happenened to you or your boy today?
(How would you feel?)
In the last second of life
I don't wanna die up in this muthafucker tonight

Memories are playing my mind like dianetics
Having visions of emergency surgery, anesthetic
Respirators and IV and these
All around me, beside me
Man this all reminds me
Of how so many others met their end and disappeared
There's an evil darkness dropping down, flowing, coming near
Like the approach of a Holocaust
Bringin the final end, trying to make my own fibers
Soon I'll be dead
Who's gonna care for my family if I die?
Will I spend better time if I recover from the flat line?
Will I become another part of the streets?
Another body riddled with bullets
Underneath the white sheet
With bloodstains
I can't explain the pain
Like butcher knives falling from the sky
Instead of rain
Who am I? What is life?
Did I respect it?
So many questions floating on in the last second

In the last second of life
(Pain is slipping away)
What if this happenened to you or your boy today?
(How would you feel?)
In the last second of life
I don't wanna die up in this muthafucker tonight

In the last second of life
(Pain is slipping away)
What if this happenened to you or your boy today?
(How would you feel?)
In the last second of life
I don't wanna die up in this muthafucker tonight

My vision fades to black
My body started shaking like a bass head hyped up on a 30 sack
Hearing the toll of the eternity bell
As I feel a dimension door open straight from hell
Shadows appear, come right up out the ground
Accompanied with red eyes and slithering sounds
Trying to take me down
Where there is no rest
Where the damned live in fire pits and hooks in they flesh
That ain't my type of party
That ain't no Shangri-La
But with a crippled body I'm not making it far
Life is almost gone as I feel claws rake my back
Preachers start to grab hold
Man, this shit is helly whack
And will I see tomorrow is all I'm thinking now
I pray as I hear my boy telling me to hold on
I see that life is turning, think I have a chance
As we reach the hospital, I died up in the ambulance

(*Phone Ringing*)

("This is Ross and I'm not chilling in the hizzle for rizzle my shizzle. The fellas drop a message, girls drop your drawers and I'll see ya around like a donut.)

(*Beep*)

("Ross Baker, this is your landlord. I'm a little concerned. I haven't heard from you in a while and I've been trying to get a hold of you all week and uhh")

(Hahahaha...Caught you with that one scrotum scruffer....Ha ha leave a message.)

(*Beep*)

("Look Ross! I've been trying to get a hold of you. I haven't seen your rent in months. What is going on?!")

(Hahahaha, you fucking horn, gotcha twice with that one bubbleback. Peace!)

(*Beep*)

You fucking..!

(*Slams phone down*)


4) Mad Mad World
Juggalo lives are full of complications
Are raised to survive on a street education
Always realize that there is a limitation
If we don't school life with a fresh occupation
Without society there's no communication
We feel a lot of hate, a lot of frustration
But we are driven by the realization
That we don't wanna be a sheep in this population
So we ascend through the madness without a fall
As we climb our way to the gates of Shangri-La
Living life can leave your mind in a twirl
When you're stuck in the middle of a mad mad world

Yo Juggalos
(It's a mad, mad world out there, ya'll)
We gotta stick together cause we family
(You see a fellow juggalo out there about to throw down or fight or something)
That's you
(That's your fight)
Cause we like that, yo
We together
(Unity means strength)
We can handle anything in this fucked up world
(Anything at all, ya'll)
Squall
(We Juggalos)

Look at Afghanistan and what do ya see?
War stalking the children and the elderly
And when you look in their eyes all you see is peace
Because from the agony they wanna be released
You see they're fighting for their lives with every breath
Against famine, disease, and the plot of death
Now this was once a peaceful nation
But then came the plague that they call starvation
Now the stomach feels the pain, shocks the brain
Cause the bombs drop from the sky instead of rain
And the land is dry, while the mothers cry
And the baby that are born are born to die
You see the fear on the faces, dust in the air
The attitude we take is "I don't care"
But I guess it hurts us more than any other
As the Illuminati controls us all like big brother
Death is walking the nation, take the boy, the girl
All I say to myself is it's a mad, mad world

Throughout the entire time of 6 hours, indeed, those 51 days, the FBI never fired one shot at the Dravidians.

The machine gunning into the Dravidians trapped in the burning kitchen dining room was not only visible to Congressional investigators, it was even visible to home viewers. So was the gunfire behind the tank smashing into the rear of the gymnasium

It's a mad, mad world, whether you're poor or rich
Because you're living with the problems you're trying to ditch
Well the Amy's in the attic where your husband has left
And you have to pay for the bills of your sickly son's death
Mentally of few, they're in and they're out
Your stress point builds up, you're ready to shout
But let me tell ya a lil something, that will not work
Cause all you will find out more, probably hurt
Can't pay for your rents so you try to hide
And when that doesn't work, you commit suicide
And now who has your problems?
Your little girl,
And do you know why?
Cause it's a mad, mad world

Yo, don't let this thing called life kick you in the ass
(There's too many people out there letting life fuck them up)
Everything that you go through, everything in this world
(The drama, the trauma, everything)
Should all help develop you as a ninja
(You should learn to be stronger from all that shit)
So you can face anything in this fucked up world
(With your eyes open wide)
Sure enough

Let's take off for the horrors of the Gulf War
Left us in the desert, never told us what for
Some thought that they would be heroes
Thought their destinies were bound
But fields of bloody corpses were all we ever found
Why are we fighting the wars, what a lot of people said
While parents prayed every night that their sons weren't dead
To mommy's little boy, left him in a foreign land
Said, "You're fighting for your country, you better be a man
Better watch yourself, kid, and do the best you can
Cause one wrong move could mean you're dead where you stand"
We finally get home, another war's going on
Some are saying that we're right while others say we're wrong
Anger turning around to our becoming outcasts
With a bitter hate and a pain from the past
No one understood my feelings of confusion
Said I was a fool, was living an illusion
Thinking of society and how I must adjust
Dreaming of my buddy who was blown in the dust
Gotta chip on my shoulder that weighs about a ton
Cause I seen too much killing before the age of 21

But the investigators soon uncover evidence of a unimaginable terrorist attack, which used as code named 'Project Bojenga'

Eusive and five accomplices were to plant bombs planned to explode simultaneously on 12 US airliners over the Pacific, causing the death of over 4,000 people

Between 1979 and 1984, there were nearly 100 terrorist attacks against Americans, as embassies were torched, blown up and seized and some 300 million...

(*Phone ringing*)

Whut?
(Ross Baker?)
Yeah?
(This is your landlord, I've been trying to get a hold of ya all week)
And?
(Your rent's overdue by about 3 months)
Look, peanut. You've been calling me, hounding me about the rent now for weeks man
(Wha-?!?)
Don't ya know I got, I got other expenses?
(What kinda shit are you -?)
Wanh, wanh, I want my rent, wanh, wanh.
Crying like a little bitch, man
Look man , I painted your house right?
I soaked that shit in gasoline earlier today, man.
That's all done.
It could've been, it could have - you upset me man
You hurt my feelings, man
(Would you f-)
Look man, I soaked that shit in gasoline man
Chaos Theory, man. Don't expect it now, right?
(Mother-)
Take this match..
(Ok, What? No! Don't!)
It's on now ma-fucker! Chaos Theory mafucker!
He he he

(*BOOM*)


5) Chaos Theory
It's the Chaos Theory
It's, it's the Chaos Theory
It's, it's the Chaos Theory
It's, it's the Chaos Theory
It's, it's the Chaos Theory
It's, it's the Chaos Theory
It's, it's the Chaos Theory
It's, it's the Chaos Theory
The Chaos Theory

If I teach you every secret of the dragon's lair
Would I remain the one and only dragon slayer?
On the daily, I'm the mastermind of everything you question
Skilled like pick or forced and the hallowed ground in resting in
If the dream Plymouth cube really exists
Would you wish away the wars and the coming of Apocalypse?
Devastating like the chambers and dungeons combined
And slicker than a 20 sided die
Once we were not found divine, must roll for soul
The worst is drowning in the moat
We're bringing on the anti-dote
Underneath the cloak of night
Without a dagger in sight
It's just the wind and the blades of samurais
Waiting for the sun to come up
To watch the battle begin
The heads has kept his trophies in the warriors den
And souls descend and destroy the sick and weary
And become elements of the Chaos Theory

(*In background*)
You don't want that
You don't want that
You don't want that
C'mon
You don't want that
You don't want that
You don't want that
Yo
You don't want that
You don't want that
C'mon, you don't want that
You don't want that
You don't want that
C'mon, you don't want that

It's the Chaos Theory
It's it's the Chaos Theory!
(Behind enemy lines)
It's, it's the Chaos Theory
(It's about time for you and your empire to die)
It's, it's the Chaos Theory!
(Behind enemy lines)
It's, it's the Chaos Theory
(It's about time for you and your empire to die)
It's, it's the Chaos Theory!
(Behind enemy lines)
It's, it's the Chaos Theory
(It's about time for you and your empire to die)
It's, it's the Chaos Theory!
(Behind enemy lines)
It's, it's the Chaos Theory
(It's about time for you and your empire to die)
The Chaos Theory!

On the top of snow covered cabins
Knowledge is hidden
To read it and use it is forbidden
Like a double-edged sword,
Cut, or be cut
Do onto others what it takes to get your strength up
C'mon get up
Attack with full force
Pending on the situation of course
There's gotta be a win without a single loss
Targeting the Ambassador of the regime
And let his blood flow through local drinking stream
Let the point be felt
It's not the money or wealth
It's not the riches or jewels he's keeping for himself
It's about the freedom, it's about the pride
It's about time for you and your empire to die
Behind enemy lines without communication
And only the sun to light the scene of the assassination
Sword blade in hand
I take a destiny stand
For every man and woman
Repping the ninja clan

(*In background*)
You don't want that
You don't want that
You don't want that
C'mon
You don't want that
You don't want that
You don't want that
Yo
You don't want that
You don't want that
C'mon, you don't want that
You don't want that
You don't want that
C'mon, you don't want that

It's the Chaos Theory
It's, it's the Chaos Theory!
(Behind enemy lines)
It's, it's the Chaos Theory
(It's about time for you and your empire to die)
It's, it's the Chaos Theory!
(Behind enemy lines)
It's, it's the Chaos Theory
(It's about time for you and your empire to die)
It's, it's the Chaos Theory!
(Behind enemy lines)
It's, it's the Chaos Theory
(It's about time for you and your empire to die)
It's, it's the Chaos Theory!
(Behind enemy lines)
It's, it's the Chaos Theory
(It's about time for you and your empire to die)
The Chaos Theory!

When the smoke clears from out the battlefield
The opponents now know how all the cattle feel
To be slaughtered and eaten by some
Who outta they mind
As we reveal one world of fellowship at a time
It had to be chaos without finding this lil hunter
With everyone content and living under
The rule of one king
In charge of running everything
Reaping untold fortunes while the world is suffering
It's a theory more complex than flux capacitors
Pressing powerful punks down like trash compactors
I'm not an actor
I'm a prophet of the 7th world
Heaven's staircase is long, it's starting to curl
Around the universe like the Chaos Theory
As ghosts rise from the bare grounds of cemeteries
And only lands all across the world
Where people are at peace
Cause evil is gone from out the street

(*In background*)
You don't want that
You don't want that
You don't want that
C'mon
You don't want that
You don't want that
You don't want that
Yo
You don't want that
You don't want that
C'mon, you don't want that
You don't want that
You don't want that
C'mon, you don't want that

It's the Chaos Theory
It's, it's the Chaos Theory!
(Behind enemy lines)
It's, it's the Chaos Theory
(It's about time for you and your empire to die)
It's, it's the Chaos Theory!
(Behind enemy lines)
It's, it's the Chaos Theory
(It's about time for you and your empire to die)
It's, it's the Chaos Theory!
(Behind enemy lines)
It's, it's the Chaos Theory
(It's about time for you and your empire to die)
It's, it's the Chaos Theory!
(Behind enemy lines)
It's, it's the Chaos Theory
(It's about time for you and your empire to die)
The Chaos Theory!

What is this?
Who are these bloody wizards?
Why are they attacking me?
(They're ninja warriors.
Maybe they've been sent by the Russians.
I'm afraid they want to kill you.)
These guys are tough.
They're like Japanese samurai, the way they fight.
And also, the weapons they use, how can I handle them?
(Don't be pessimistic.
If only you could find the ninja master...)
Mhm...
(You should go and look.
With a bit of luck, you'll find what you need.)


6) Ninjas In Action
We got many Psychopathic ninjas on this track
Chopping off wigs like a flying guillotine attack
Jumpsteady, a shocker, rocking the blue blockers
A Bruce Lee one inch punch heart stopper
You mess with my own
I'll turn you to stone
Give ya busy tone from an undertaker's phone
That's full circle three fold justice, muthafucker
Beat ya silly like a tire - tappin trucker

I see this hoe is waiting for me
Muthafucka, tell a friend
I gotta glock that bucks harder than a drill team sergeant
Never been a bitch, always got's to get respected
The target is ejected with the venom from my weapon
Then ya is deceased when I strike ya in jaw
Ain't no time tell yo momma that you love her anymore
Ain't no calling on your homies, ain't no calling on the Lord
Somebody shoulda told ya about fucking with a corpse

Violent J y'all and I'm outta control
Steady slapping off the California highway patrol
Rocking a chemical imbalance and a stolen school bus
Full of screaming lil kids, we doing 90 plus
Running cops off edges, ratta-tat-tat them
Busting shots, swerving and throwing kids at them
Jumpsteady in a chopper and away we get
Watching everybody else falling over the cliff

It's the tripe X balla
I'm in love with your momma
But your daddy be playa hating so I don't call her
I'ma go see my ninja level flow
Calling storm, shadow, let ya know, we slicing at ya dome
Mr. Bones, Madrox, who you tripping on?
My appetite is planetary when I'm screaming unicron
Show me who we bumping on, show me who we smoking with
Handled like some lunatics to get into some killer shit

S-H-A- double G-Y
Why? cause I run with a hatchet guy
Let me go ahead and check my watch
(Fo what?)
So I can see how much time you got
(Ah!)
Before the hatchet that I run witg swings down
And splits yo face
(Shit!)
I understand why everybody wants to be down with me
I'm running with Jumpsteady

Psychopathic, we crazier than a muthafucka
ABK in this bitch undercover
No badge, no cuffs, no jail
About to beat ya in the head with my 40 until ya tell
Detroit hatchet family on the scene
Juggalos, deputies, bitch ya know what I mean?
Taking over the world with no means to quit
With some underground hatchet swinging illusional shit
What!

Legz Diamond in this bitch
Making hair stand up on the back of your neck
I'm coming for you haters, little bitches you are
You can run, you can hide, but you won't get far
Bullets for your credits, running your mouth
How you talking that shit? You get yo fucking brains blown out
Your game is weak, the stakes are high, and so am I
I don't live and let live, I take an eye for an eye

Psychopathic ninjas on a killing spree
Creeping in the shadows of eternity
Psychopathic ninjas you will never see
As the phantom blade becomes your reality

This ain't no two hand touch so get yo helmet on
All you might just get planted on yo neighbor's front lawn
We some grave diggers with the shovels and boots
We on some wicked shit hiding in hubbles and under suits
I'm on a whole different level
Leave you and the devil
In the dust
With a sign that says "Heaven Or Bust"
I'm not your priest or your reverend
But I've been known to bless a mic
That'll make you swear to God I was heaven sent

For a locus, I'm a hundred ton death from above
To O.J. Simpson, I'm a fingerless glove
For a pilot, I'm a ghani with a beard and a trench coat
Chilling first class, steady sipping on a coke
To a paranoid cop, I'm a game of Morton's list
For a crab, I'm an elusive and deadly cuttlefish
At your birthday, I'm Jeff Dahmer baking a cake
As you ponder why your best friend is three hours late

I can still rock that heater in my back
(Where it's at?)
On the stable on the roof busting shots with my gat
The surface is scattered with bullets, it's flying through the air
Cause I leap of da roof, 30 feet without a care
Just to break off my leg and shit
Get up and beat a mothafucking pig with it
Cause cops ain't shit, they get they muthafucking throat cut
And wrapped in bloody sheets and tossed up in my trunk
What!

A Bruce brother nerd sipping gasoline slurpies
Rocking a rare breed of Sudanese herpes
Raised in the jungle, communicate with snakes
I'll squeeze your throat piece off til it breaks
Like a boa constrictor
A pressure inflictor
Lotus Pod pro tool with a pit shifter
We'll always be underground, not just at first
I ain't trying to play myself the fuck out like Fred Durst

Fat kids stay big and fucking like marshmallows
And stomp holes in your fucking lyrics like the good fellows
Not it for the cheddar, not in it for the hoes
But I love the juggalettes like peach Faygo
Newports and a plan to fuck
And a half of cup of syrup when it's time to get drunk
Nightclubs in my trunk and my disco balls
And my hatchet in the air screaming fuck y'all!

I'm the urban legend in your back seat
With a hook to your head while your rolling down the street
Most people, they look at me and run
They get up in the club and I pulled out a gun
Ya know your bed? That's me under it
Pull the covers over your head, I'ma smother it
Then it's back off into the moonlit sky (Woot Woo!)
Throw your hatchets high!

What you non juggalos gonna do?
We know you see us, a gang of painted faces coming through
You gonna run, you gonna hide
You gonna try to say that you got you one just to stay alive
It don't work bitch don't even try
I'm blowing holes in your chest from the gun that I fire
Coming through your dome, come one and all
It'd be a shame to see a bunch of muthafuckas fall

I'm giving props to my homies on the southwest side
Psychopathic family til the day that we die
I'm off to the street team, slanging them tapes
Shoutout to Double A and the money he makes
Esham, my dogs running on the east side
My street gang's growing, muthafucka worldwide
My juggalos, we one big click
It's the Chaos Theory, c'mon get with it

Psychopathic ninjas on a killing spree
Creeping in the shadows of eternity
Psychopathic ninjas you will never see
As the phantom blade becomes your reality

Yeeeeaaaaah!!!

Light's out!
(*Prison door slams*)

So how long you been here, old man?
(20 years)
Damn, that's a longass time,
You musta got caught up on some serious shit.
I'll be out in 3 years.
You ever thought about escaping this place?
(Sure I do, but you see those walls and those guntowers and all them guards.
Makes it almost impossible for an old man like me to try and get out of here.
Besides, I escape every night.
Cause the one thing they can't lock up is your mind unless you let them
And everynight, I can dream.
That's when I escape.
That's when I escape these walls, and I...)


7) Joke Ya Mind
(...dream of all the wonderous things of the world. And I'm young again. And I can fly. Fly right up over these walls)

Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(Joke your mind, joke your mind)
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(Now I lay me down to sleep)
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(Joke your mind, joke your mind)
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(I pray the Lord my soul to keep)

Open eyes, the dream's alive
See the dragon slipping by
Step outside and glide away
Cause nothing's wicked here today
Mystic lands glowing in the night
The glory of my wondrous sight
Bringing me to eternity
Upon a phantom land of tranquility

I can breathe the magic mist
And exhale your every wish
Juggla jump from cloud to cloud
Ring them bells, ring them loud
I can jump across the land
Wind up in the emerald sand
Swing the jewels of endless time
Take it all cause it's mine

Demons come but then quickly fade
As I sit upon a throne of jade
All lost loves are found again
As pieces of my heart do mend
Life is born upon my death
Pain is a shadow put to rest
This is my world, I am king
Joker sing, joker sing

Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(Joke your mind, joke your mind)
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(Let me die before I wake)
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(Joke your mind, joke your mind)
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(I pray the Lord my soul to take)

I can in fall in love like that
In my world, she loves me back
If I choose, I choose alone
Freak is gone
Boys, it's on
Cause the homies watch your back
Life is over like that
Once it's done, it's done, it's dead
Ticky tocky, ticky dead

A thousand lives I do live
As I open wide Pandora's lid
The hourglass has come to reap
My waking soul as I sleep

(They say a dream takes only a second or so. And yet in that second, a man can live a lifetime. He can suffer and die, and who's to say which is the greater reality?

The one we know or the one in dreams?)
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(Joke your mind, joke your mind)
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(I pray the Lord my soul to take)
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(Joke your mind, joke your mind)
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(I pray the Lord my soul to take)

I can breathe the magic mist
And exhale your every wish
Juggla jump from cloud to cloud
Ring them bells, ring them loud
I can jump across the land
Wind up in the emerald sand
Swing the jewels of endless time
Take it all cuz it's mine

Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(Joke your mind, joke your mind)
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(I pray the Lord my soul to take)
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(It's mine....mine)
(Joke your mind, joke your mind)
(It's all mine..mine)
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(I pray the Lord my soul to take)

Take it all cause it's mine
(Cause it's mine)
It's all mine
(It's all mine)
(I can breath the magic mist..)
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(Joke your mind, joke your mind)
(Juggla jump from cloud to cloud...)
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(I pray the Lord my soul to take)
(I can jump across the land...)
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(Joke your mind, joke your mind)
(Swing the jewels of endless time)
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(I pray the Lord my soul to take)

I can breathe the magic mist
And excell your every wish
(It's mine....mine)
Juggla jump from cloud to cloud
Ring them bells, ring them loud
(I'd like it all..)
I can jump across the land
Wind up in the emerald sand
(Mine....mine)
Swing the jewels of endless time
Take it all cause it's mine

Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(Joke your mind, joke your mind)
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
(I pray the Lord my soul to keep)
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind

(*Buzzzzz*)

Hey old man, it's time to get up
Old man!
Aww shit
What a hard fucking life
Look like you escaped after all, old man
Hope you're in a better place


8) Sammy Song
Samanthy
(What?)
What you doing?
(What am I'm doing, um, playing with my friend Samantha)
Oh, what are you doing -- Samantha!?
(Samantha S.)
Oh ok, what are you guys doing?
(We're playing with sidewalk chalk)
Oh really?
(Mmhmm)
Alotta people been talking about you, Samantha
(What they say?)
They said they like your family song a lot, they like your rap on there
Any you know what else they been saying?
(What?)
They say they wanna hear more of you
(Me?)
You think you could bust a rap real quick?
(Yup!)
Ok that sounds good

Yo Samantha I heard that they like your flow
And when you're rapping on stage, you steal the show
Why don't you bust it one time with your funky rhyme
And show them that your rap skills truly shine

I'm a young boriqua busting a rhyme
I'm like Mary Kate and Ashley, I'm one of a kind
If you say "Who the heck is that?"
I say "Who the heck are you?"
I wanna be wishing you could do what I do
I'm bilingual, I hope you can understand my flow
De quiero mucho da mund beso
Or if you're an alien from around the way
Zada zee zada zoo zada zay
And to all the nice people here on Earth
You're diamonds to me cause that's what you're worth
And to all the mean people across the land
Talk to the hand cause you just don't understand

Yo Samantha I heard that they like your flow
And that you're crazy live from your head to toe
Why don't you bust it two times with your funky rhyme
And tell them all how you like to spend your time

I like to play with Barbie and Polly Pocket
I watch the adventures of Ash and Team Rocket
Bike rides and rollerblades and that's what I do
Because I have more energy than Pikachu
But most of all I like to chill with those I love
I love my family more than the stars above
More than a million trips to the sun and back
More than a million galaxies and that's a fact
And my animals you see are my friends to me
That's Shitzu, Stinky, Fisher, and Lollie
And together we love the world far and wide
Cause anything's possible if it's in your mind

Alright Samantha, you came correct
But it's getting late and it's time to jet

Alright daddy, I know it's time to go
But I wanna say peace to all the juggalos!
And to let them know that when life gets tough
Just think about candy and all the good stuff
But to keep your true friends as close as you can
They're more important than all the candy in the land
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