Who are ICP?
Violent J
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Nicknames: Violent J, Violent Jay, J, Jay, 3D, Dead Body Man, Jitty Pants, Diamond Donavon Douglas, Mr. Rotten Treats, The Maker Of Love, Big Baby Sweets, etc.
Name: Joseph Bruce
Born: 27 04 1972, Detroit
Hair: Dirty Blonde
Eyes: Green
What he looks for in a girl: "Very, very droopy titties. The droopier the better. So droopy that she can tie them in a knot and jump rope with them. So droopy, she can stick some hooks on her nipples and fish with them bitches. So droopy, she can lay in bed with me and still cook me dinner in the kitchen with her titties. So long and droopy she can slap you from across the room with those suckers."
More: "I enjoy wrestling giant gorillas. I like to sneak in the Zoo late at night and into the Ape cage. Then I sneak up on a sleeping gorilla and slap its face until it gets pissed. Then I just wrestle it. Sometimes it's homies jump in. They kick my ass everytime. One time I had one in a headlock and it bit me...Gorillas don't play...And of course my biggest thrill is randomly killing people. My dream is to finally pin one of them fuckin' gorillas at the Zoo...1-2-3 done." |
Shaggy 2 Dope
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Nicknames: Shaggy 2 Dope, 2 Dope, Dopey, Shaggy Dope, Shaggy, Shaggs, Shag, Handsome Harley Gwestella, Gweedo, Gweedy, Stanky Twickle Puss, Stretchnuts, Sweet Candy Nuts, Sugar Bear. etc.
Name: Joseph Utsler
Born: 14 10 1974, Detroit
Hair: Dark brown dreadlocks
Eyes: Blue
What he looks for in a girl: "A hunchback. Like that one old movie "The Hunchback Of Notre Dame", only it'd be a chick. I could sit on her hunch and maybe ride her through the mall. I could hook some kickers up to her butt and bounce that bitch. If her hump is big enough, maybe I could hide things in it, like Faygo. That'd be the bomb diggity. If you got a hunch back and you're a chick, look me up."
More: "I enjoy laying naked on top of my neighbor's roof really early in the morning. I like to pretend like I'm swimming underwater in slow motion and shit. I lay up there as long as I can or until the police come. My dream is to one day have everybody stand on one side of the world and flip it upside down." |
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