Februari 2003
28-02-2003
Maybe you already noticed: since two days Halls Of Illusions has a new Juggalo Art section! So if you made some good drawings send them to [email protected].
27-02-2003
Check out this PHAT site Homiez.Tk
EshamTheBoogieMan.com News:
Esham headlines with Zug Izland!
Esham will be co-headlining with his toxic homies Zug Izland on a mini-tour that starts off April 5th... with special spotlight cameo performance by Jumpsteady! Before this tour begins, all of them will be present at an instore appearance at Hot Hits Records at 29207 Gratiot in Roseville, Michigan. Chill with Esham, Zug Izland and Jumpsteady between 7pm and 8pm before it all starts off. Confirmed dates for the tour follow, keep your eyes open for any updates!
4.05.03 - Harpo's Concert Theatre, Detroit MI
4.06.03 - Agora Theater, Cleveland OH
Hatchetgear.com News:
ICP SPOTTED LOOKIN' SMOOTH IN RECENT PHOTOS!!!
What up there, Bungalos?
A number of people where bummed out ("bummed out" adj. meaning sad, dejected; used primarily in the 1960's and by people stuck in the 1960's: Man, I'm so bummed out that Jer-Bear [Jerry Garcia] died! Let's hoof a doob!) that the Shangri-La tour books weren't available for the first part of the tour. This was due to some productions snafus ("snafu" acronym meaning Situation Normal: All Fucked Up; used primarily by people in the military and by people who wish they were in the military: Man, if it weren't for an application snafu, I'd be in the Army now instead of being a mall security guard. Let's hoof a doob!) which have been solved. The books are available on the tour now. For those of you that got the bone ("got the bone" slang meaning suffered a setback; used primarily by cool people and people that want to be down: Man, I got the bone when I tried to teabag the garbage disposal. Let's hoof a doob!) we are now offering the books on our site at about the same low price that you'd pay at a show. These books are pretty devasating. They're full-color, 14-page oversize (11" x 17") pieces of flavor ("flavor" noun meaning something pleasing; used primarily by popular people and people who want to be popular: Check out this flavor my friend got me - a doob. Let's hoof it!). Every page is packed full of pictures which have never been seen before. This is truly a pinnacle of ICP memorabilia. It's their first-ever tour book and as usual, Psychopathic went all out on this. There were a limited number produced, so you should grab one today.
Until next time, my ninjas ("ninja" noun meaning close friend; used by pepole who know how dope ninjas are and by ninjas themselves: Always remember, Charles, be a good ninja! And hoof a doob!). Remember: Next time a cop pulls you over and asks why you were speeding, don't tell him you were in a hurry to get to his house and bang his wife. Peace.
Some New Stuff Added
Item of the week is also updated
InsaneClownPosse.com News:
Lubbock Shangri-La Show cancelled
Posted on 2-26-2003
by NetmasterGordon
Due to the extreme dogshit weather tearing Texas a new cornhole as we speak, this Thursday's Lubbock, Texas show for the Shangri-La Tour has been cancelled. Your tickets may be refunded at your point of purchase. We apologize sincerly for this unavoidable inconvienance.
25-02-2003
FLH.net got a review of the EP "Wizard of the Hood" Check it out
ICP.com News:
Try THIS at home!
Posted on 2-24-2003
by NetmasterGordon
Yes, the rumors are true. Psychopathic Records, in partnership with Eidos Interactive are releasing Backyard Wrestling: Don't Try this At Home for the PlayStation 2 and XBox game systems, scheduled to drop in summer 2003! BYW features numerous songs from ICP as well as a cornucopia of wrestlers from Juggalo Championshit Wrestling, including none other than the Wicked Clowns themselves, Insane Clown Posse! Finally, you can get your ass handed to you by the Mad-Man from the South Mad Mad Pondo, or feel the painful sting of the Lady's Pick Tom Dub! You can taste a mouthful of tacks from the Quintessential King of Hardcore The Rude Boy, or take the double-beatdown from those psycho-killers Twiztid! Yes, you can even play as the wrestling legend Sabu, or do the dead thing as Evil Dead! And as if all this wasn't enough, there is still en entire kick-ass wrestling game outside of the JCW megastars to play!! Juggalos everywhere have wanted -- no, CRAVED -- for JCW to finally have a video game, and now you finally have your wish!
HatchetGear.com News:
Shangri-La Tour Book
23-02-2003
Twiztid.com News:
WHAT UP YALL?
THIS BE YA NEIGHBORHOOD KEYBOARD KILLA - SCREWBALL HERE WITH SOME NEWZ FOR THAT ASS! IT'S BEEN MORE THAN A MINUTE SINCE I BEEN UP ON HERE TO DROP SOME KNOWLEDGE. SO, HERE WE GO....
PURPLE SHOW 4?
INSIDE SOURCES HAVE INFORMED ME THAT THE UPCOMING RELEASE OF THE PURPLE SHOW DVD WILL NOW CONTAIN THE DEVISTATING, AND EXCLUSIVE 4TH EPISODE, IN ADDITION TO THE FIRST 3 EPISODES, AND EXTRA FLAVOR. HOLY SHIT, THAT'S THE BOMB DIGGY! MY WIG IS OFFICIALLY FLIPPED, AND YOURS WILL BE TOO WHEN YOU GET YOUR PAWS ON THIS FLAVORISTIC DVD!
MORE ON THIS AS IT DEVOLOPS.
GREEN BOOK TOUR MERCH UPDATE
LOOK FOR NEW TOUR EXCLUSIVE MERCH ALONG THE MANY DATES OF TWIZTID'S GREEN BOOK TOUR! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS NEW MERCH WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE AT THE SHOWS, AND ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE ELSE, NOT EVEN @ HATCHETGEAR.COM. THE NEW EXCLUSIVE TOUR MERCH WILL ALSO INCLUDE A LINE OF PURPLE SHOW GOODS, AS WELL AS A SLEW OF OTHER RARE TWIZTID FLAVOR - SO GET YOUR ASS TO THE SHOWS & GET RIGHT!
CALLING ALL SAN FRANCISCO CA. JUGS & LETTES...
DATE JUST ADDED! YOUR HOMIE AND MINE, BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE IS COMING TO THE POUND @ PIER 96 IN SAN FRANCISCO CA. ON FEBURARY 28TH, 2003. JOIN BLAZE, & THE SHADOW, AS WELL AS 2 PAC'S OUTLAWS AS THEY RIP SAN FRANCISCO AS ONLY THEY CAN. DON'T MISS OUT! FOR MORE ON BLAZE TOUR DATES USE THE LINK.
IMPORTANT NEWZ!!!!!!!!
LISTEN UP YALL, ON FEBURARY 28TH, 2003 RIGHT HERE ON TWIZTID.COM SOME VERY IMPORTANT NEWZ WILL BE POSTED! THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW. SO, CHECK BACK FO-SHO!
BEFORE I GO...
THE NEWZ KEEPS COMING! HERE IS AN EXCLUSIVE SNEEK PEEK LOOK AT 2 NEW TWIZTID T-SHIRTS THAT WILL BE AVAILABLE AT HOT-TOPIC LOCATIONS IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE.
T-Shirt Sneek Peek
THERE THEY GO, AND KEEP IT ON THE DOWN LOW.
IM IN YALL PEACE
SCREWBALL
JuggMister made another Winamp skin, and I especially LOVE this one  You can download it here.
22-02-2003
This was in the News section on Kottonmouthkings.com:
"We have a series of shows on the West Coast as we prepare for a Spring Tour kicking off on 4-20 with Zebra Head, Riddlin Kids, Anybody Killa from
Psychopathic Records...We have been on friendly terms with ICP and we are going in the studio together to release one track on the internet for free downloads...There is also talk of playing the Gathering in July...and a
possible Fall ICP and KMK Tour..."
When i read this i though 4 myself:
"Dident Violent J say a while ago something about they not doing music with KMK any more?"
i knew i have read that somewhere so i looked it up, and i found that in a Murderdog interview that were done in december last year, J got the question, "Why dont you work with KMK anymore" J said:
"No. I don’t do things with people that can’t bring something to the table anymore. I feel like Kottonmouth Kings sold the juggalo world out when they toured with D12."
check out the interview yourself.
murderdog interview
so?, are they cool now days? do you have any info on this subject mail me at [email protected]
An ICP Shangri La Tour article, check it out!
www.insaneclownposse.com news:
After Party
Posted on 2-21-2003
by NetmasterGordon
So, you're ready to party, eh? Good, because we've got one hell of a party planned for you. This Saturday, February 22, right after the house-rocking Shangri-La Tour for Dallas, Texas at Deep Ellum you can catch ABK, 2 Live Crew, and of course, the Wicked Clowns themselves, Insane Clown Posse, chillin' and thrillin' at Club Clearview all night long! Yes, this is one of those OFFICIAL after-parties, keeping the flavor flowing even after the concert has ended. All the action begins at 11 PM. There is a cover charge: 21 is $6 with your concert ticket stub, and 18 is $8 with your ticket stub from the show. There'll be flyers and ninjas to break down more of the hype after the concert, so keep your eyes peeled for those guys grippin' about. What better way to enjoy a Saturday night than hitting up an ICP concert AND then partying with them afterwards?! Be sure to make it to this exclusive even this Saturday!
Hatchetgear.com News:
There is some new Vinyl stickers over at hatchetgear.com check em out HERE!
21-02-2003
www.insaneclownposse.com news:
Devastation for the Shangri-La Tour
Posted on 2-21-2002
by Web Crack Willy
No, it’s NOT cancelled… but now that I have your attention, prepare yourselves for the ultimate devastation. This is yet another first from Psychopathic Records; never before seen on any other Hatchet Tour. November Fifth, 2002 sparked the most important Era in Insane Clown Posse history; the release of the Sixth and Final Joker’s Card. I know that all of you Juggalos and Juggalettes are overcoming any obstacles to get your tickets and to bear witness to the Joker's Card Tour to end all Joker's Card Tours… so we’re giving all of you out there the heads up on something totally unique and franticly fresh!
Hot off the presses, gleaming as it drenched in a downpour of diamond rain, we have for you… the Insane Clown Posse’s The Wraith: Shangri-La Tour Book! You might be asking yourself, wasn’t there a tour book for… the answer is no. There has never been one of these phat items in the past and this is the debut of something completely revolutionary! This tour and the photos within the pages of this tour book continue the celebration of the Sixth Joker’s Card. This photo collection was captured in the latter half of 2002 and the beginning of 2003, most of which have never been published.
I’m telling ya, I picked up one of these out of the box just before shipping when no one was looking and I was just blown away! (Don’t worry ninja, I put it back… I’m not looking for a beat down!) It is enormous, full phat glossy, filled to the brim off an uncountable amount of fresh ass pictures! As I stated early this unbelievable item is going to be available on the Shangri-La Tour slated somewhere between $15 and $20… hey, it all depends on the market and how much the venues gouge us for the shows. For those of you out there that don’t know, those venues get a huge cut of the sales. There are always snakes out there.
But any ways, if you’re hitting up a show you’ll want to keep an Andrew Jackson in your back pocket to get a copy as soon as you get in the door because you know some other ninja is going to buy several for his homies that couldn’t make it. Trust me… it is totally devastating!
20-02-2003
A LOT of high quality Twiztid pictures are added. There are now 255 pictures of Twiztid, 530 of ICP and some of the other artists.
And I have more cool news comming from the one and only Halls Of Illusions: we are NUMBER ONE on the ICP top 50!! Hell yeah! Finally after all this time. Thank you all, los and lettes for making my day
And now something completely different: over 30% of you don't know what a forum is, according to the poll. A forum is a discussion board, and is pretty cool. It's like a big chat with many, many los and lettes. Just click this link or click 'Forum' in the menu on the left to check it out.
Some Tour Dates have been updated check out RJ.com´s TourDate page the got all the news. Rj.com´s TourPage!
ICP.com News:
Juggalo Night!
Posted on 2-19-2003
by NetmasterGordon
Attention Detroit-Area Juggalos:
This Monday, February 24th, beginning at 9 PM, Juggalos will be calling all the shots for the night at the Freer Bar. Yes, is it an official Juggalo Night, hosted by Psychopathic Record's very own quintessential king of hardcore, The Rude Boy! For one whole night Juggalos will be calling the shots, playing Juggalo music all you like, playing pool with fellow Juggalos, watching Monday Night Raw, shooting the shit, and just having a merry old time. Plus you too can participate in the ongoing challenge to drink the Rude Boy under the table (fat-chance of that happening!). And, as if all this wasn't enough, this Juggalo Night will also feature a handful of some surprise Psychopathic personalities -- I'm not going to say who, but I'll tell you this: you WANT to be there. And the best part of this night of flavor is that it is 100% free! Yes, FREE! All you have to be is over 21, and available for an evening of devastation this Monday, February 24th from 9 PM to 2 AM. What better way to spend an otherwise mundane Monday evening?
Here's the vitals:
Juggalo Night
on Monday, February 24th
from 9 PM to 2 AM at
Freer Bar
7355 Michigan Ave
Detroit, MI
Just west of Livernois
P: 313.8422.9336
For Juggalos 21 only
Sorry, no facepaint, no Faygo
100% free of charge
www.Hatchetgear.com News:
It looks like Hatchetgear is making new stuff by the day now, FRESH!
New Items:
   
18-02-2003
My apologies for all the Juggalos and Juggalettes who sent me their info and picture to get added to the site, and STILL aren't on it, but I am at my parents house, sick as hell! Today is the first time since 4 days that I am reading my mail and this site again. Next thursday I will add all of ya'll! BTW, tnx JuggMister for adding all the news. If it wasn't for you, the news wouldn't have had any updates at all!
MCL,
Chookie
Note from RJ.com:
You're prolly sick of hearing about Tech N9ne by now, but right now the petition is steady goin strong @ 600 votes, we want to get this to at LEAST 1000, and feel it needs that many to be considered serious by Psychopathic. Spread the word to anyone you know who would be willing to sign/vote
Also check out TeccaNina.com
FLH got some news on the Backyard Wrestling game, check it out! www.faygoluvers.net
Hatchetgear News:
Hatchetgear got a bunch of new stuff 4 ya!
4 the lettes:
   
$25.00 each
$20.00
4 the los:
$60.00
ICP.com News:
The Wraith is All Around You...
For those of you Juggalos and Juggalettes out there with surround sound technology, we have something you will definitely want to keep your eyes open for. If you don’t have that Jetson’s flavor then this might not be up your alley. The Wraith is coming at you yet again, this time in surround sound! That’s correct, on March 18th Insane Clown Posse’s The Wraith: Shangri-La will be available on DVD Audio 5.1 Surround Sound. Listen through the tracks, 1 to 17 uninterrupted, as if you were right in the center of it all! Read along to the lyrics as you experience the Wraith in its ultimate fullness. There is an added benefit to this devastating package… can it get any fresher? Included on this DVD is the Homies Video! Now you can pop in that disc, give it a spin, and watch the video whenever the hell you damn well please! This wig flippin’ disc will be hittin’ up a record store near you so get movin’ over to it on the 18th of March or stop by www.HatchetGear.com and place your order! You won’t want to miss out on this!
Phat or whack updated!
Last Week's Winner: Da Kippa
It looks like 2 and 0 for Da Kippa, last year it was his "Am I Crazy" and now the Juggalos and Juggalettes have stated the phatness of his stylings with "Sluts" by voting a powerful 75% Phat to a 25% Whack.
This Week's Entry: Da Lost Soulz!
Song: Hallophobia
Da Lost Soulz's Bio: This song is off our debut cd Hallo-Phobia. We handed them out at our mini gathering for the sixth a busch gardens. Theres alot to our song's and each one is a story the first chapter in our story will be dropping hopefully in january if any one is interested they can sign up for the newsletter by e-mailing us and If anyone thinks its phresh they can hit us up [email protected]. Well thats it mutherfucko, let us know what you think.
You can download the song by Da Lost Soulz by clicking here.
When you have listened to the song, click below to send us an email with your vote (phat or whack), along with your comments:
Hell yeah! This song is phat!!!
OR
Damn! This song is whack!!!
17-02-2003
RJ.net made another interview with Rude Boy! im sure it will be in the download section soon, but 4 now you can check it out here!
Thats all i got...
JuggMister
16-02-2003
Theres an ICP article in Az-Central Magazine, Check It Out!
Backyard Wrestling:
I guess you have all heard about the Wrestling game featuring Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Sabu, MadManPondo and more. Here is a link 2 the offical Backyard Wrestling website www.bywgame.com
faygoluvers.net has organized a page with a bunch of screenshots from the game, 25 Xbox screenshots and 25 PS2 screenshots. Check em out
15-02-2003
I was just checkin out RealJuggalos.com and i saw that they had a vote going on there, the vote is 2 get Tech N9ne 2 The gathering Of Juggalos.
So if you want Tech N9ne at the gathering Check it out, if you dont know who Tech N9ne is you can check it out Right Here
Hatchetgear.com News:
Item Of The Week:
JCW Vol. 1 & Vol. 2, VHS
If you read the little paragraph when "Stranglemania 2" was Item of the Week, then you know what I'm about to say. It's 2003. VHS tapes? That's some 1983 shit. We've got a fair amount of these tapes laying around (from when we bought them in 1983) and we want to get rid of them. Sure, everybody wants to buy DVDs these days, but the benefit (for us a least) is that everybody also still has VCRs chillin' in their houses. And for $5.00, how can you go wrong? Even if you've already got a copy, buy one for your boy. He might let you kick it to his hot little sister. You never know.
Regular price: $17.00
Sale price: $5.00
Regular price: $17.00
Sale price: $5.00
New Stuff:
 $25.00
 $25.00
 $25.00
14-02-2003
Twiztid.com News:
What up yall?
This be ya neighborhood key-board killa Screwball here, with some flavor for that ass! First of all it’s Valen-Times day, so, if you ain’t know, now you know! I asked myself… what can we do to make the day a lil’ fresher than any other ordinary Valen-Time? How ‘bout something with a Juggalo Twizt. Then, low and behold, there in my e-mail box, was some flavor indeed. It turns out that Mr. Madrox had one of his all night smoke sessions and ended up illustrating a dope ass Twiztid Valen-Times day card. To check it out click here the Twiztid Valen-Times day cards are perfect for printing, cutting out, and handing out to that certain lil’ gargoyle or serial killa that holds a special place in your rotting heart.
New Twiztid tour dates…
As some of you may already know, Twiztid is set to hit the road in May for the Green Book tour. This will be your first chance to hear new material from the Green Book performed live by the Twiztid serial killin duo of Monoxide & Jamie Madrox, way before the album’s release. The official GB tour dates will be up over the next few day so, keep checking back.
Purple is the color of the DVD…
That’s right yall, The Purple Show DVD that you hear Jamie speak about, via the Madrox-page, and Twiztid serial killin hot-line is in the works. I spoke with my homie Spyder for a little further information and, he told me to expect about 30 minutes of out-takes, deleted scenes, and flavor of that nature, bringing the already = hot shit, to a definite purple explosion! More on this topic as it develops.
It’s time to go…
But, before I do, I just wanna say “Happy Valen-Times Day” to all the Juggalettes in my life and, yall need to remember that Valen-Times Day is also Fellatio Friday too! So which one of yall finna suck my dick? Look, I’ll even settle for a heart shaped box full of edible nedens!
Ya, I said it!
I’m in, yall peace!
Screwball
13-02-2003
Yeah! It's my birthday today, turned 21! Woo woo!
MCL
Chookie
A lot of ICP.com news:
Shangri-La Australian Tour!
We weren't fronting: Insane Clown Posse is indeed going to be hitting up Australia this May as part of the still-growing Shangri-La Tour! You wanted it, and so we did it. Not only will the original Wicked Clowns be invading Australia, but their bringing their hardcore-homie ABK to spread his own flows across the continent! We've just confirmed four dates for in mid-May, and more are still on their way! These epic shows will mark the first time ICP has toured in Australia, serving up some overdue wicked shit on the down-under. See where ICP will be hitting up in Australia right here. And we're not stopping there: ICP and ABK will be doing in-stores, interviews, and much, much more, spreading the love of the Hatchet to every part of the country! Rest assured, Australian Juggalos, the Dark Carnival will be rolling your way soon enough, and Australia will never be the same again!!
JCW Volume 3 LIVE!
On Sunday, March 16th, in Columbus Ohio, everyone's favorite wrestling organization, JCW, is back for one mega-sized special event, bringing you all of the pain and punishment you can possibly stomach and then some! They are filming (yes FILMING) one incredible day of head-slamming, neck-breaking, wild-ass, over-the-top, unbelievable wresting for the DVD release of the upcoming JCW Volume 3! This is not only a chance for you to catch some of the greatest wrestling talent ever in action, but you'll also get a chance to join the legacy that is JCW, yelling and throwing things at some of the greatest wrestling talent ever while they are in action. You'll see all of your favorites from JCW, from the homicial, suidicial, genocidial, running-with-the-hatchet Sabu to the quintessential king of hardcore The Rude Boy, the madman from the South Mad Man Pondo, the lady's choice Tom Dub, and of course, the Wicked Clowns themselves, Insane Clown Posse! AND on top of that, JCW used the power of modern science to conjure up some of the most powerful and amazing wrestling legends ever, including Greg "The Hammer" Valentine and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan! Not since the Gathering of the Juggalos 2002 has such a spread of wrestling masters been assembled. WITHOUT QUESTION, you want to be at this show!
Here's the details:
JCW Volume 3 LIVE
March 16th, 2003 at 7 PM
Newport Music Theater
Columbus, Ohio
Admission: $19 (on sale through TicketMaster.com)
And for those who want to top off this epic evening getting getting crunk with several bruised wrestlers, the entire crew of the show will be hitting up an after-party at the High Five Bar & Grill, about two blocks down the street from the show! Admission for the after-party is a mere $5 -- a steal for the chance to chill with so many true wrestling legends!
Zug In-Store in Boston
As you all might know, Zug Izland are doing a nationwide tour with King’s X. (Oh you didn’t about the tour? Click right here for the tour list). Getting to the real deal, Zug Izland is going to be at ground zero in Clam Country… right down in Cambridge, MA on the 13th for an in-store event you won’t want to miss. So finish up that chowda and get a’grippin’ over to Strawberries at 750 Memorial Drive between 6 and 8 p.m. And don’t miss out on the flava, get your ticket and check out the Toxic Waste Terrorist when they hit your town and remember… we’re at code orange!
12-02-2003
Hey all juggalos & juggalettes, killers & killettes, Matha Fackos & Matha Fackettes, Haters & Hatettes!
Im the new "News Ninja" here at HOI, My name is Mats Holmlund aka Marra. All you that are members on the forum know me a little better as JuggMister. Okey, so im Marra and im 17 years old turning 18 march 28, Im from the north of Sweden...if there is anything else you wanna know or if you have any questions 4 me, there are 3 ways 2 talk 2 me.
#1 By Mail:
[email protected]
#2 On Msn:
[email protected]
#3 On The Forum:
Send me(JuggMister) an Instant Msg
You wanna know what im going 2 do here? well, im going 2 hook ya all up with some news! im gonna make sure that all the juggalos & Juggalettes on this site, gets the freshest news on the web right mutherfuckin here on HOI...right now, all the news you get here are the news from insaneclownposse.com and the news on this page.
Thats all i got 2 say at this point...
MCL
//JuggMister
11-02-2003
NEWS NINJA FOUND!
I am very happy to announce that my search for a news ninja is over. JuggMister is the winner and is going to make sure that Halls Of Illusions is up to date with all the Juggalo news out there. I want to thank all the Juggalos and Juggalettes who applied for this function, sent me mail and offered to help me. I am sure HOI can use more help in the future, so there is still a change to help.
JuggMister is a Juggalo from Sweden, he is 17 years and down for life (duh! lol). I bet he will introduce himself pretty soon. So keep your eyes open for that shit!!
Site history
Many Juggalos ask me about the Halls Of Illusions history. When did the site start, how did it go from there, and so on. Since a month the history is online, but I'll just mention it here for all of you to enjoy: the Halls Of Illusions history!
10-02-2003
www.insaneclownposse.com news:
Chico, CA show rescheduled
What up ninjas?
The Shangri-La Tour stop for Chico, California from Friday, February 7th has been rescheduled to this Monday, February 10th. Doors are at 7 PM. Just bring your ticket stubs from the Friday show, and you should be good.
Other news:
Ryan G is hosting a mini gathering this saturday in Minnesota and is having troubles getting fellow juggalos and juggalettes to come. So I you live there and want to hang out and have a good time, mail him!
Even more news:
www.realjuggalos.com has a new layout, go check it out, it's pretty fresh (but slow).
www.twiztid.com is updated with news and a weed story. Read it! When the new News Ninja starts on HOI you can expect detailed twiztid.com news here on the Halls Of Illusions!
08-02-2003
The lyrics for Zug Izlands cd 'Cracked Tiles' are added! So now you can sing-a-long
07-02-2003
www.insaneclownposse.com news:
The Biggity-Bomb
Yes, we told you to be back here, and here you are, so here's the Biggity-Bomb news for your ass. On April 8th, 2003, the unsuspecting wigs of the world are going to get straight up SCALPED from the unseen tomahawk swing of Psychopathic Record's own hardcore hoodlum ABK and his new full-length album Hatchet Warrior! Yes, it is true! ABK's long-awaited first full-length album is finally on the horizon. Not since the Sixth Jokers Card has an album had this much anticipation and demand surrounding it. Juggalos everywhere have been writing in for over a year now wanting to know when ABK's album was going to drop. Now you know.
Hatchet Warrior features guest appearences from just about every Psychopathic Records artist, from Violent J and Twiztid to ABK's close-and-personal dead homie Blaze. A couple of the album's phattest tracks, Gang Related and Hallowpoint, have already dropped out on the unsuspecting world in the Hatchet History complication album. And anyone who has hit up any of the Shangri-La Tour has likewise heard a bit of what ABK has in store for everyone this April. Every night of the tour ABK has blown it up on stage, freaking it to levels rarely-before-recorded. Word of his set has been spreading, and anticipation for what ABK has in store for everyone on this album has grown as well. And now this April 8th you will finally fully know what the buzz is all about.
We at Psychopathic Records are extremely amazed at what ABK has done and how far he's come in a relatively short time. He's made a serious name for himself, and has carved out an album that fans will remember for years from now. And rest assured that you'll be seeing a lot more from ABK in the months to come.
So, now you know, so spread the word. Get read to get scapled this April 8th!
And here's one last bit of flavor for you: CLICK HERE.
And thanks and props to all the webmasters out there who made a guess at what this news was going to be. Many of you were wrong, but I know that NONE of you are disappointed.
06-02-2003
www.insaneclownposse.com news:
A couple of quick things....
What up Juggalos?
Two pieces of information for you:
First, our dead homie and your Blaze is doing a show this Friday, February 7th in Cleveland, Ohio, and soon after that will be heading out on tour with The Outlaws! Yes, Blaze will soon be tearing it up, serving up an unhealthy and unnatural dose of Psychopathic stylin' for a some lucky cities. Is Blaze on his way to your town? Find out right here.
Second, tomorrow evening, around 5 PM, we'll be dropping some hardcore flavor that many of you have been waiting for. I don't want to ruin the surprise, so I'm not going to even HINT at what this flavor is that we're dropping on your unsuspecting minds, but I will tell you this: it will be pretty damn fresh! If you've got a Juggalo website and aren't too busy tonight, make a guess as to what this flavor will be and post your thought on your website somewhere. Then you can brag to everyone if you guessed it right. BUT, whatever the case, just be back here around 5 PM, Thursday, February 6th, and prepare for some true devastation.
I will tell you this: this big news is it not the date and location for this year's Gathering of the Juggalos. That information will be coming soon enoug, though.
05-02-2003
I'm sorry I'm kinda late with this news, but that's why I need a new News Ninja
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A Weekly Freekly for that ass!
And like a raven in the night sky, so comes another of those rare and wonderful vicarious views through the eyes of Violent J in the most recent Weekly Freekly! Yes, Violent J has some word os wisdom and messages of maddness to share, so take 15 minutes, crack open a Faygo, fire up your smokes, and enjoy what your favorite wicked clown has in store for you. Hit up all the devastation RIGHT HERE.
Oh, and if any of you Cable-TV-connected Juggalos out there have missed ICP's music video for Homies, keep your eyes on HBO. They've been throwing it into the mix in-between movies and at random times. It's just another place where you can get a chance to see the flavor if you haven't yet, or see it again if you already have.
01-02-2003
MTV has two new articles about ICP:
Insane Clown Posse Soak Denver With Sugary Soda Bombs
Quick News on Insane Clown Posse...
Halls Of Illusions news: in the last week new Juggalos and Juggalettes are added to the site, new hotlines are added and more ICP pictures are online!
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Zug Izland kicks off its tour!
What up Juggalos and Zuggalos?
Zug Izland, Psychopathic Record's very own rock band, is kicking off their nationwide tour with King's X TONIGHT in St. Petersburg, Florida! After they kick it in Florida they'll be hitting up venues throughout the country, bringing a little Psychopathic to the wondrous and diverse world of Rock. If you've a rap fan who also enjoys a taste of rock, you're going to want to give Zug Izland a try, and what better way than at one of their shows? Zug's tour with King's X is going to be hitting up many major cities throughout the country, so if you're interested, check out ZugIzland.com for the closest tour stop to your town.
And while you're there, if you like what you've heard from Zug Izland at either their show or from their online samples, you might give their new album Cracked Tiles a shot, now available in stores throughout the country and online through HatchetGear.com.
Brawl for Braxton
As many of you know, JCW wrestler Yukon Braxton passed away December 30th, 2002 of a brain-aneurysm. Unfortunately his untimely death has left some financial matters unsettled, so this Saturday, February 1st, 2003 at St. Andrews Hall a couple dozen of his closest homies and fellow wrestlers have decided to get together and throw a benefit show to help out Yukon's family! Just about EVERYONE will be at this inter-promotional pro-wrestling super-show. The main event features a no-rules, over-the-top, all-out BATTLE ROYAL with wrestling superstars from all over the wrestling world! JCW's very own quintessential king of hardcore The Rude Boy will be there, ready to issue an unhealthy, unfiltered, hardcore beatdown! And on top of that there is the double dose of more hardcore madness with Madman Pondo and Homeless Jimmy the Death Dealer against Necro Butcher with Mr. Insanity the Deranged! AND as if that wasn't enough you've still got Bryer Wellington, Chris Sabin, Anthony Rivera, Elvis Elliot, Loverboy Steve, Amazing N8, Original Sinn, Stevie Lee, DBA vs. Corporal Robinson, plus the tasty Tracy Brooks, the delicious Ms. Natasha, Teo the world's smallest hardcore athlete, and TONS more! All proceeds from the event will go to benefit Yukon Braxton's family. Without question, this is a LEGENDARY gathering of wrestling forces not to be missed, so be there tomorrow night at 7 PM at St. Andrews Hall (431 East Congress, Detroit, MI) and pay homage to Yukon Braxton the way he would have wanted most: at the ring-side of some dope-ass wrestling!
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